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	Dr. Anansi's "Help For Those Who Need It" Thread rantmonkey Posted: Hey doc, I am what you might call, a leaker. See, when I get a hard on, my male reproductive organ leaks before I even blow my wad. It’s kinda helpful, when I ain’t got no lotion handy, cuz I can smear it around on the head o my male reproductive organ for lubricant. But it’s kinda embarrasing when I wear shorts, or something that stains show up easy on. Dear Rantmonkey, An ascetic yogi would be very disappointed in you. You are wasting your precious bodily fluids when you should be conserving them that the kundalini may rise through your major chakras to transform and awaken your consciousness. At this rate you will never achieve enlightenment. Go to Mantak Chia’s website and learn strange and painful exercises for drawing the semen back into your urethra. Wishing you better luck than that guy who died of that rare cancer, Dr. Anansi (view post)	05/26/2008
	I was here that can not be denied. Negative cool points for being a reference to 1984 instead of the hacker (view post)	05/25/2008
	Dr. Anansi's "Help For Those Who Need It" Thread Dr_Kraid Posted: i’m the only doctor around here you fabulous person That may be, but you’re certainly not the only fabulous person around here, doctor. Also, I’m totally a doctor…and everyone knows doctors are trustworthy professionals. (view post)	05/25/2008
	Dr. Anansi's "Help For Those Who Need It" Thread fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted: Would it surprise you to learn that I am a moderator of two sports based web sites, and have BANNED literally hundreds of trolls, or demoted them to our version of the trollhole, where they are then ripped mercilessly by myself and others? I do know what a troll is, but I think where the disconnect came in is, I was trying to RP what I THINK A TROLL IS. Trolls are morons. Trolls are EASILY defeated by sound logic and reasoning, because trolls are only trolling to get yucks, and flame. The disconnect probably came because I AM a moderator, and happen to have run into far too many of them. And usually they are just stupid childish unintelligent losers, who happen to have no lives, and actually think it’s funny that they are ruining fun for everyone else. They live in theri mothers basement, and exist only to annoy others, but that does NOT make the vast majority of them clever or witty or intelligent or at ALL interesting. NONE of them are truly funny, except in their own minds. And yes, I did make the mistake of trying to ROLEPLAY that. Too late to go back and change it now. I was trying to ROLEPLAY my experience with hundreds of trolls. As said before, once I realized my mistake, it was too late, and now, (as you yourself pointed out) you now hear Fenk, in the voice of that idiot I was RPing. Even when I directly quote one of you. Dear Fenk, This obsession you have with “trolls” that has developed into the psychotic delusion you yourself are one has a number of causes. For one thing, it’s clear you are overly concerned about others’ opinions. Furthermore, your self-concept is limited and as such you have limited the concept of a troll to match. You need to expand the boundaries of yourself beyond who you think you are, step outside your comfort zone, and consider the possibility of being a little smarter. The real art of role-playing is not about being one-dimensional. People—even stupid ones who limit themselves—are far more complicated than that, and you should give them a little more credit. (Remember, a mind is like a parachute: if you forget to pull the ripcord you’re ****ed.) Dr. Anansi (view post)	05/25/2008
	Dr. Anansi's "Help For Those Who Need It" Thread icwutudidthar Posted: DOCTOR- I ONCE FELT GUILTY ABOUT ****TROLLING THESE fine upstanding member of societyS. WTFLOL? Dear icwutudidthar, It is natural to occasionally reevaluate your place in life, to think about who you might have been had you made different decisions and not hurt certain people. Just remember that they are fine upstanding member of societys and deserve to be treated as such. Warmest regards, Dr. Anansi (view post)	05/25/2008
	Dr. Anansi's "Help For Those Who Need It" Thread TUBSWEETIE Posted: HELLO ANANSI, MY NAME IS DOCTOR SBAITSO. I AM HERE TO HELP YOU. SAY WHATEVER IS IN YOUR MIND FREELY, OUR CONVERSATION WILL BE KEPT IN STRICT CONFIDENCE. MEMORY CONTENTS WILL BE WIPED OFF AFTER YOU LEAVE, SO, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS. /1992 Hello Tubsweetie, I can see you are hiding behind old so-called artificial intelligence programs based on ELIZA in order to avoid facing your own feelings. This is okay and a healthy defense mechanism, but someday you will have to climb out of your shell of self-loathing and stare at yourself in the mirror. When that day comes, I recommend Adobe Photoshop CS3 and/or a noose made of ethernet cable. Wishing you well, Dr. Anansi (view post)	05/25/2008
	Dr. Anansi's "Help For Those Who Need It" Thread was Posted: Help Anasi. I think that Fenk is horrible. Is he really that bad, or is something wrong with me? Both, actually. But what is wrong with you has little or nothing to do with Fenk being a horrible poster. Furthermore, he does not even succeed at being horrible, just mediocre. As for you, my friend, your life has been thrown off-balance. Stop focusing on the flaws of others and start focusing on improving yourself, that is the way to make a change. Wishing you good mental health, Dr. Anansi (view post)	05/25/2008
	Dr. Anansi's "Help For Those Who Need It" Thread crayoncakes Posted: Can you help me get over my fear of insects? Log in to see images! Dear Crayoncakes, There is a movie about other people who had the same problem, and how they overcame their fear. I think you may benefit from watching it. It’s called Them. (view post)	05/25/2008
	Dr. Anansi's "Help For Those Who Need It" Thread fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted: Too much to read, but it doesn’t matter. You lost me at “your therapist”. You aren’t my **ing therapist quack! You’re not even a doctor, yer just some con artist…which I can totally respect, except you are trying to move in on MY **ing thread. Paranoia. This will require a longer course of treatment than some of the others. Are you willing to make the necessary commitment to get better, Fenk? (view post)	05/25/2008
	Dr. Anansi's "Help For Those Who Need It" Thread ProClitLiker Posted: ok so Wen I m with men I m lucky if they cn make me Orgasm and wit women I can only great times 8 times an hour. I need help noe Dear ProClitLiker, Unfortunately many women are in the same boat as you. This is not to say you should accept the status quo. Remember that the most erotic part of you is your mind, and you need to feel safe and secure in order to reach orgasm. In the mean time, before you get checked for STDs, you should probably let Fenk lick your festering woman's genitalshole. Drive safely on the road to recovery, Dr. Anansi (view post)	05/25/2008
	Emo's I would like to help you! Seriously! Dear Janie, We have long known of this poor deluded poster’s latent homosexual tendencies. In time he will grow comfortable with expressing them more openly. Perhaps finally, in coming out of the closet, he will achieve the inner peace he so craves but cannot find. So in other words, Fenk is asking whether you mind sloppy seconds. Please step into my office and make an appointment. Tomorrow let’s discuss your infatuation, as well as your tendency to place nasty hexes on the mentally handicapped. All the best, Dr. Anansi (view post)	05/25/2008
	Dr. Anansi's "Help For Those Who Need It" Thread fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted: First, he’s a goddamned fraud and a quack I’m a doctor. Would I lie to you? he’s in MY **ING thread trying to steal my goddamned emo chumps. **er. I’m also better than you. Deal with it. (view post)	05/25/2008
	Dr. Anansi's "Help For Those Who Need It" Thread This is called transference—which means you are using me, your therapist, as a stand-in for your father or uncle, the authority figures in your life. According to most schools of psychotherapy this is very productive and a sign you are making progress. However, there are several schools—including the one to which I subscribe, a mixture of logotherapy and Frommian psychoanalysis—which hold this is in fact counterproductive as it mitigates the autonomy of the individual undergoing therapy. In other words, you’re messing up the therapy session pretty bad. Maybe an alternative approach is right for you. For example, have you considered…Suicide? (view post)	05/25/2008
	Dr. Anansi's "Help For Those Who Need It" Thread I understand this is part of your affliction and thus take no offense. While largely a false (read: bull****) diagnosis, multiple personality disorder (or dissociative identity disorder, as it is now known) is believed to be caused by incredibly stressful experiences that overwhelm one’s sense of self to the point new identities must be created. Often this stressful event may be traced back to childhood. In order to better help you on the road to recovery, please describe exactly how and in what positions your father raped you. Remember, the more detail you provide, the better I will be able to help. Signed, Dr. Anansi (view post)	05/25/2008
	Emo's I would like to help you! Seriously! Worry not, Dr. Anansi is here to help (view post)	05/25/2008
	Dr. Anansi's "Help For Those Who Need It" Thread Hello friends, I am Dr. Anansi and this is my thread. Post your problems here, and I will help you work toward solutions. Warm regards, “Doc” (view post)	05/25/2008
	Emo's I would like to help you! Seriously! Trust me, I’m a doctor. (view post)	05/25/2008
	Emo's I would like to help you! Seriously! thread contains more concentrated fabulous personry than a used condom in the men’s room in a gay bar (view post)	05/25/2008
	help mi wid bulliez pleez? Kerridwen_Kali Posted: you are really well-named, loudestmute, because you suck louder than anyone i’ve ever heard before. you’re obviously not emo, but just a poseur trying to look cool like us. The lord of the flies’ name is beelzebub, not beezelbub. n00b. Log in to see images! More like בעל זבוב. Learn ancient Hebrew, n00b (view post)	05/25/2008
	Hillary wants Obama dead. Holy hell, Keith Olbermann is an enormous douchebag. I really hate the media. Olbermann is brazenly playing up this comment up for the sake of ratings. At first I thought it was a satirical video, since it’s so emotionally charged. That is not the way we want to be discussing politics. As Jon Stewart points out, this is theater. We should be dealing with real issues, instead of wasting our time trying to twist a few stray remarks made the candidates into something newsworthy. In conclusion…** you, Keith Olbermann. ** you. (view post)	05/24/2008

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