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ITT FENK IS ANANSI'S ALT**** NO
Besides, it is beyond a shadow of a doubt Dr. Anansi’s intelligence is vastly superior to that of fenk. (view post) |
06/07/2008 |
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Belly bumon RingTwelve. (view post) |
06/07/2008 |
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echuu is my favorite person on forumwarz that isn't in team shorbusDr. Anansi is Dr. Anansi’s favorite person on Forumwarz.
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06/07/2008 |
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LKE WIE IS RPAE ILGAL?LKE WIE IS RPAE ILGAL?
Listen to Dr. Anansi—he knows more than you do.
enjoy is illegal to prevent fine, upstanding citizens like you and me from catching STIs. (view post) |
06/07/2008 |
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ITT: I will bestow upon you any E-Peen that you ask me for, whether real or imagined.I want a “Trust me, I’m a doctor.” epeen (view post) |
06/03/2008 |
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Dr. Anansi's "Help For Those Who Need It" ThreadJanie Posted:
Lapdance and blowjob first, answer second. (view post) |
06/03/2008 |
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Dr. Anansi's "Help For Those Who Need It" ThreadThen it is clearly not Dr. Anansi. (view post) |
06/03/2008 |
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coasting through lifeAnd how does that make you feel? (view post) |
06/03/2008 |
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coasting through lifeIn Dr. Anansi’s opinion, sucking is unremarkable. The question is, does this thread give happy endings? (view post) |
06/03/2008 |
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Dr. Anansi's "Help For Those Who Need It" ThreadDr. Anansi sees little compelling evidence toward this point. However, for the low, low price of a lapdance and a blowjob, he will investigate the matter thoroughly. (view post) |
06/02/2008 |
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Venom Biff Tannen I have a proposition for you.Dr. Anansi is here. Where are the hookers? (view post) |
06/02/2008 |
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coasting through lifeDr. Anansi does not make housecalls, except where ****es and blow are concerned.
Wait a sec…Are you or have you ever been a prostitute? (view post) |
06/02/2008 |
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Dr. Anansi's "Help For Those Who Need It" ThreadHythloday Posted:
Dr. Anansi can tell you are pure information…Amoral, incoherent, and amorphous. Would you like fries with that? (view post) |
06/01/2008 |
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coasting through lifeJanie Posted:
Tell Dr. Anansi all about it. (view post) |
06/01/2008 |
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Dr. Anansi's "Help For Those Who Need It" ThreadDear Translation Bot,
While your designer was a veritable genius, it is clear you are malfunctioning. Fortunately, Dr. Anansi possesses infinite patience. As previously mentioned, Dr. Anansi likes ****es and blow. Translation for the anthropoidally challenged: Dr. Anansi likes coke, not meth. Log in to see images!
Furthermore, Dr. Anansi makes ridiculously large amounts of money by dispensing useless advice to gullible clients and thus has no need to “turn tricks” as a means of raising funds.
Anthropoidally yours,
Dr. Anansi
PS Looking for coca, sans cola.
PPS Translation Bot, please tell Dr. Anansi all about your relationship with your mother. (view post) |
05/30/2008 |
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I want to have sex with Natalie.In the words of Dr. Sigmund Freud, “I’d hit it. Twice.” (view post) |
05/29/2008 |
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Who wants a mod in their klan?BirdofPrey Posted: (view post) |
05/28/2008 |
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Dr. Anansi's "Help For Those Who Need It" ThreadTangolho Posted:
Dear Tangolho,
You need not worry, for while you may have become pregnant, you’ve got the AIDS. Not just HIV, but full-blown AIDS. Consequently you will have an AIDS baby, which isn’t like having a real baby anyway.
Faux congratulations,
Dr. Anansi (view post) |
05/28/2008 |
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Dr. Anansi's "Help For Those Who Need It" ThreadJanie Posted:
Dear Janie,
It sounds like you will be just fine on your own. Remember, nothing says “I love you in a stalkerish sort of way” like a bullet to the groin. That way, if you can’t have him, no one can.
Criminally yours,
Dr. Anansi
PS Yes, Dr. Anansi was enjoying a nice hot cup of lemon zinger tea at the time of your posts. If it’s any consolation, it was damn good tea. Almost orgasmic in its flavor and aroma. It reminded Dr. Anansi of your mother. (view post) |
05/28/2008 |
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wilD-****22's Endurance Challenge (10 BP Reward)Speaking of science, it is a scientific fact that posting multiple times consecutively is a form of trolling. (view post) |
05/28/2008 |