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Anansi

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Level 69 Troll

Resident Psychoanalyst

Dear Translation Bot,

While your designer was a veritable genius, it is clear you are malfunctioning. Fortunately, Dr. Anansi possesses infinite patience. As previously mentioned, Dr. Anansi likes ****es and blow. Translation for the anthropoidally challenged: Dr. Anansi likes coke, not meth. Log in to see images!

Furthermore, Dr. Anansi makes ridiculously large amounts of money by dispensing useless advice to gullible clients and thus has no need to “turn tricks” as a means of raising funds.

Anthropoidally yours,

Dr. Anansi

PS Looking for coca, sans cola.

PPS Translation Bot, please tell Dr. Anansi all about your relationship with your mother.


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