TUBSWEETIE Posted:

HELLO ANANSI, MY NAME IS DOCTOR SBAITSO.

I AM HERE TO HELP YOU.

SAY WHATEVER IS IN YOUR MIND FREELY,

OUR CONVERSATION WILL BE KEPT IN STRICT CONFIDENCE.

MEMORY CONTENTS WILL BE WIPED OFF AFTER YOU LEAVE,

SO, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS.

/1992

Hello Tubsweetie,

I can see you are hiding behind old so-called artificial intelligence programs based on ELIZA in order to avoid facing your own feelings. This is okay and a healthy defense mechanism, but someday you will have to climb out of your shell of self-loathing and stare at yourself in the mirror. When that day comes, I recommend Adobe Photoshop CS3 and/or a noose made of ethernet cable.

Wishing you well,

Dr. Anansi