This is called transference—which means you are using me, your therapist, as a stand-in for your father or uncle, the authority figures in your life. According to most schools of psychotherapy this is very productive and a sign you are making progress. However, there are several schools—including the one to which I subscribe, a mixture of logotherapy and Frommian psychoanalysis—which hold this is in fact counterproductive as it mitigates the autonomy of the individual undergoing therapy.

In other words, you’re messing up the therapy session pretty bad. Maybe an alternative approach is right for you. For example, have you considered…Suicide?