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Stranger: hi

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Can’t enter this in the contest because he didn’t follow the link during the convo. Ah well.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hello

You: I was wondering, have you ever heard of Forumwarz?

Stranger: I have not

You: It’s a ****ty online game where you pretend to troll people.

Stranger: oh

You: The people who made it are all ****ing losers.

Stranger: so, you register on other forums and troll, or..?

You: Nah, they have their own fake forums you use

Stranger: heh

You: You can play as a troll, a camwhore, an emo kid, a hacker, or a perman00b

You: So as a troll you post things like shock pics, as a camwhore, sexy pics, etc.

Stranger: hmm, that sounds like lots of effort for what could be achieved on any forum if you didn’t mind being a male reproductive organ

You: haha

You: Well yes, true.

You: But outside of the game, you have access to other places to troll.

You: In the game, only forums.

Stranger: yeah, still, I suppose it might prevent them annoying others, if they get it out of their system, or something, in the game

You: Hm

You: It’s possible, I suppose

You: On the other hand, you might get people like me

You: I have never even heard of trolling before I went there, actually.

Stranger: like you?

You: yeah

You: Now I’ve seen what it’s like.

You: And really it’s not my cup of tea.

You: I like things more like www.playgames.nimp.org <== DID YOU SEE WUT I DID THERE?

You: Those have fun games

You: Have you been there?

Stranger: I have not, no

You: You should check it out.

You: I’ll wait

Stranger: may do later, doing an essay at the mo, I’m afraid

You: Okay, well, enjoy.

You: Nice chatting with you.

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You: hello random stranger!

Stranger: heeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You: fine weather ain’t it?

Stranger: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You: woooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Stranger: mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You: cow!

Stranger: goooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!

You: ok!

You: my turn

You: blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

Stranger: hmmmmmmmmmm…..

Stranger: is it my male reproductive organ?

You: vomiting cow

Stranger: oh

You: same

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Weird discussion about garden gnomes.

You: strange

Stranger: isn’t it

You: ye

You: yesterday, i found a gnome in my garden

You: it flew away

You: very strange indeed

Stranger: I see them all the time

You: oh gosh, your house is overrun by gnomes?

Stranger: i keep telling them “get of my lawn” but they come back every night

You: you should make a truce

Stranger: what’s that?

You: you help them invade your neighbours garden

You: and they’ll stay out of yours

Stranger: hmm..good idea. i will make a suggestion tonight

You: this is kinda dead here ain’t it?

Stranger: Günther is the boss-gnome here…maybe he’ll listen to me

You: hmmm

You: you should bring them a pie

You: they’ll do most things for pie

Stranger: he’s from Austria…or that’s what he told me

You: they’d surely let you speak to the leader for pie

You: cool

Stranger: woul an apple pie be good?

You: I guess so

You: my flying gnome claimed he was from tibet

Stranger: or maybe I’ll bake a blueberry pie too

You: they love blueberry pies

Stranger: let them choose

You: yes!

You: maybe you could control them with enough pies

You: and take over the world!

Stranger: with some cream on top

You: cream is creamy

You: I guess

Stranger: maybe I could hire them to take care of my garden

You: garden gnomes eh

You: sounds like a good idea to me

You: if you’re not into world domination

Stranger: backyard looks terrible…maybe they can make it look like japanese garden for 2 or 3 pies

You: more like an austrian garden I guess

You: those guys’ve never been to Japan

You: nor do they have television or internet

You: you like Austrian gardens?

Stranger: autrian is also good

Stranger: s

You: I’ve never seen an austrian garden before

You: will check it though

You: now… I gotta go

You: good luck with your gnomes

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Stranger: hi

You: I f you disconnect, I’ll kill myself

Stranger: Log in to see images!

You: Don’t think I won’t

Stranger: whatsup? ^^

You: nm. whatcha doing?

Stranger: just had breakfast

Stranger: u?

You: Masturbating, watching you type through your window.

Stranger: ah

Stranger: knew u were gay :/

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You: hey

Stranger: hi

You: what’s up?

Stranger: im okkkk

You: cool

Stranger: i guess

Stranger: you?

You: My life is sucking right now

You: I got in one little fight

Stranger: why

You: And my mom got all scared

Stranger: oh

You: She said “You’re movin with your auntie and uncle in belair”

You: that’s SO far away

Stranger: oh noes

You: Log in to see images!

Stranger: why did you fight

Stranger: you should run, not fight

You: Some guys who were up to no good started makin trouble in my neigborhood

Stranger: how old r u

You: I mean I was on the playgrond, chillin out maxin, relaxin all cool. Shoottin a little b-ball outside of the school.

You: 16

Stranger: youngsta

You: haha riight

You: Wel when my plane landed I whistled for a cab

Stranger: what

You: and whe it came near, the liscense plate said fresh and there were fuzzy dice hanging on the mirror

You: I was a little weirded out at first

You: But I got over it and said “Yo Homes, to Bel Air!”

Stranger: lol

You: I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8.

You: And I yelled to the cabbie “Yo Homes, smell ya later!”

You: I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there.

You: To sit on my throne as the prince of belair

You: For real

Stranger: hahah

You: I know right?

Stranger: maybe

You: I mean a black dude from the ghetto just stuck into belair?

You: meh

You: anyway, what’s your name?

Stranger: joona

You: Nice. I’m Will

Stranger: hello will

Stranger: smith

You: Log in to see images!

You: CANT LET YOU DO THAT FOX

You: Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I liked to take a minute

Just sit right there

I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised

On the playground was where I spent most of my days

Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool

And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys

Who were up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

She said ‘You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air’

I begged and pleaded with her day after day

But she packed my suite case and send me on my way

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.

I put my walkman on and said, ‘I might as well kick it’.

First clbum, yo this is bad

Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glbum.

Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?

Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they’re prissy, wine all that

Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?

I don’t think so

I’ll see when I get there

I hope they’re prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out

There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out

I ain’t trying to get arrested

I just got here

I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

The license plate said ‘FRESH’ and it had dice in the mirror

If anything I can say this cab is rare

But I thought ‘Now forget it’ – ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8

And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’

I looked at my kingdom

I was finally there

To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Stranger: lol

You: >_>

You: fo real, homie

You: zippa boppa dopea doop

Stranger: word is bomb

You: word

Stranger: you into rap music?

You: yeah, I write good family safe rhymes

Stranger: lol

You: And I act a bit too

Stranger: omg

You: wat

Stranger: nothing

Stranger: just keep doing it

You: YOU ****ING TEASE

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Stranger: http://forums.overclockers.com.au/index.php

You: sounds gay

Stranger: your gay

You: yes Log in to see images!

You: you?

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wtf

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You: lalalalallala

You: this place is soooo gay

You: it makes me go gay as well

You: lalalalalalalalala

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God damn. Usually guys get ****ing weird when I do this. He got wise to it.

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You: hey there

You: asl?

You: 3…

Stranger: hey sorry

You: 2…

You: oh lol

Stranger: 17 m uk.. you?

Stranger: haha

You: 21/f/usa

Stranger: cool ^^

You: nice to finally meet a guy on here

You: lol

Stranger: heh, nice to meet someone that wants to talk

You: I know, right?

Stranger: instead of tell bull**** jokes

Stranger: init ^^

You: srsly

Stranger: sucks, lol

Stranger: were about in usa btw, if you dont mind me asking..

You: Virginia

You: And you in the UK?

Stranger: aye, england

Stranger: and cool

You: awesome

You: haha to be honest, I’m a bit drunk

You: lol

Stranger: haha

Stranger: cool, i guess xD

Stranger: what time is it at there atm?

You: lol I find it to be so

Stranger: lol Log in to see images!

You: 9:10 PM

Stranger: cool

You: you?

Stranger: 02:11am here

You: hey cool

Stranger: pretty late, i know

You: It’s all good

You: I’m usually up till like 3 AM

Stranger: hehe

You: lol

Stranger: best way

You: hm?

Stranger: not to be a stave to time..

Stranger: slave* even

You: indeed

You: To be honest I’m a bit horny too. Hope that doesn’t scare you off like everyone else Log in to see images!

Stranger: lol dont worry, im still here

You: oh good

You: lol

Stranger: haha ^^

You: hehe. I don;t know why it’ sos hard to get a cyber going on omegle tonight.

You: the last 20 folks have been brazillian, female or bumholes

Stranger: lol the brazillians **** me off

You: At least you sound sane lol

Stranger: haha ^^

You: hehe

Stranger: i guess the website made it to the brazillian news or something, haha

You: I’m sure

Stranger: xD

You: There are loads of em on here, that’s all I know

Stranger: aye, lol

You: ^^

You: so…

You: what do you look like?

You: out of curiosity

Stranger: blue eyes.. sort of long, blondish hair.. could say it was brown tho.. about 5’6/7.. ^^

Stranger: yourself?

You: cool

You: gray eyes, short blue/purple hair, a lot of piercings…5’7” and about like 120 lbs

Stranger: cool ^^

You: ^^

Stranger: whats lbs? dont use that in england, haha

You: Oh

You: pounds

Stranger: ah

You: I’m pretty skinny

Stranger: use stones here, lol

You: ahh

Stranger: hehe ^^

You: I’m not sure the conversion….lemme find one

You: brb, sry

Stranger: dont worry about it, but kk

You: 54 and a half kilos

You: I think

Stranger: cool

You: thanks be to google for that one

Stranger: well, im about 9 and a half stone.. but idk what that is in anything else

You: lol the converter doesn’t handle stone

Stranger: ah well xD

You: lol

You: Well I’m skinny, youre….I dnno

Stranger: pretty skinny

You: ah cool

Stranger: well yer, 9 stone is skinny rly

You: I have learned a bit more about the UK then lol

Stranger: hehe ^^

Stranger: thats true

You: ^_^

You: hang on….lemme go get something

Stranger: ok

Stranger: Log in to see images!

You: alright, I’m back. with my “item”

Stranger: care to tell me alittle more about this item? Log in to see images!

You: well

You: to be honest?

You: It’s a…er

Stranger: hehe, go on xD

You: It’s a… bumplug

You: lol

Stranger: heh, now that was not 1 of the things i was thinking lol

You: sorry, nature calls. brb.

Stranger: heh, ok

You: alright, back

Stranger: welcome back xD

You: sorry about that. a full blader waits for no girl

You: *bladder

Stranger: haha

You: So yeah…what were you thinkin it was that I got?

Stranger: well, i was thinking maybe a dildo.. but bumplug never pasted my mind..

You: haha I have one of those too

Stranger: with you right now? ^^

You: but to be honest, I’m a bti more of an anal girl

You: nah, I cant’s use both

Stranger: ooh, i see

You: I mean I’ve tried, but things just get too tight

Stranger: tight can be good? ^^

You: nah, like so tight it hurts

Stranger: ah

You: See, I can get something in one hole or the other…they’re oo close together to have something of any size in both

You: lol

Stranger: lol, gutted

You: huh?

Stranger: ah.. its a english word.. mm

Stranger: too bad

Stranger: is probly what its closest to

You: ahh

You: thanks

You: lol

Stranger: sorry about that, lol

You: it’s all good

Stranger: so, have you got many.. bumplugs then?

You: I have a couple

Stranger: cool ^^

You: I’m sitting on my big black one, but I have a little blue one too

Stranger: ooh, right now? ..but cool

You: yeah, right now

You: it makes things a bit more interesting lol

Stranger: heh, true

You: particularly on my end hehe

You: This thing is ****ing huge…ahh

Stranger: heh, i wish i could see Log in to see images!

You: I bet you do

You: lol

Stranger: lol ^^

You: I DO have a picture of me you can see though

Stranger: ooh, you do?

You: yep

Stranger: may i see? Log in to see images!

You: I’ll warn you, I’m hardly clothed in it though lol

Stranger: i dont think thats gonna be a problem Log in to see images!

You: haha

You: Here: http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2850/punker.jpg

Stranger: ooh, very nice Log in to see images!

You: haha it’s just little ol’ me, nothing special

You: ^^

Stranger: heh, i wish i had a picture to show you now..

You: Aww, you don’t? oh well

Stranger: well, id go take 1

Stranger: but its 2:30 in the morning, and i probly wake the house up if i went looking for a camera lol

You: aww, really? haha it’s all good

Stranger: heh ^^

You: so what are you wearing?

Stranger: not very much Log in to see images! just my boxers, and a plain white t..

You: cool

Stranger: yourself?

You: I’m in a little black halter top

Stranger: heh, cool

You: I had a pink thong on, but I had to make way for the bumplug

You: hehe it’s over there on the floor

Stranger: hehe, makes sence ^^

Stranger: i may have to be doing that with my boxers soon..

You: hey hey, it’s all good

You: lol I don’t mind at all

Stranger: Log in to see images!

Stranger: heh

You: and when you do, i might just let you tell me what to do with this bumplug of mine

Stranger: haha

Stranger: sounds good ^^

You: haha I’ll appreciate it

You: It’s funny, an ex-boyfriend once called me “A fetishist’s dream”

Stranger: heh, and whys this? ^^

You: Well, I’ll do anything in bed.

Stranger: now that.. sounds good to me ^^

Stranger: and just to let you know.. those boxers have been removed Log in to see images!

You: The weirdest thing I ever did was let a guy **** on me in the shower…it smelled kinda iffy, but it was hot in a weird dirty way

You: lol glad to hear it

You: How big are you?

Stranger: heh, that is kinda weird

Stranger: but honestly.. i think im not bad in size.. 7inchs ^^

You: well, I didn’t mind, as long as it was in the shower where I could rinse off quick

You: hey that’s a decent bit of meat to play with

Stranger: good point

Stranger: heh Log in to see images!

You: So…got any fetishes?

Stranger: mm, not that much so.. wet panties and girls masturbating.. got any yourself? ^^

You: haha other than anal, I love the feeling of not being in control

Stranger: ooh, cool

You: I’m feeling pretty kinky…tell you what

You: I’ll be your internet toy…

Stranger: feeling pretty kinky myself..

Stranger: you will? ^^

You: just tell me what to do. and I’ll be glad to do it

You: what’s your name?

Stranger: zach, yours?

You: Carrie

Stranger: cool Log in to see images!

You: Nice to meet you. Zach…I’m at your mercy

Stranger: hehe, ok

Stranger: i would love you to explain what your doing while your masturbating.. maybe get your panties nice a wet.. Log in to see images!

Stranger: and*

You: and I’ll leave no sound I make untyped, either…I’ve done this bbefore

You: alright…want me to take out my bumplug first?

Stranger: ooh, this sounds good Log in to see images!

You: ohh no, I have no power here

You: You’re the one that holds my leash, Zach

Stranger: ooh, well yes.. i believe you should remove it carrie Log in to see images!

You: Ahh…this thing is big

Stranger: hehe

You: mm…it’s out….what should I do with it?

Stranger: would it maybe fit inside of your woman's genitals? ^^

You: We’re going to find out, aren’t we?

Stranger: yes, we are

You: well it’s a little dirty…let me just lick it off first, hm?

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You: or would you want me to just stick it in me dirty?

You: your choice, Zach.

Stranger: maybe you should just get it in there, dirty.. yes

You: oh I knew you were a dirty boy…just like I like them

You: ahh it’s so big

You: it’s just getting wider…...

Stranger: keep going carrie Log in to see images!

You: ahh damn it’s going to be hard…I’m so stretched out

You: ooohh..I’m all the way down on it

Stranger: well done ^^

You: that dirty bumplug is all the way in my dirty little woman's genitals

Stranger: mm yes.. you have no idea how hard i am ^^

You: haha imagine my soft hand lightly touching it before closing around it, stroking slightly

You: mmh, tell me what to do next, Zach. Your will is my command….

Stranger: mm i can imagine.. i wish..

You: I do mean ANYTHING

Stranger: mm.. i believe we should take that bumplug out now.. and go and get those panties.. and rub yourself with them.. getting them nice and wet ^^

You: haha a panty man I see…be glad to

You: mmh…it’s kinda hard at first to get it out

You: it narrows at the bottom

You: oooh, I’m stretching way out again….and it’s out

Stranger: well done Log in to see images!

You: be right back, Zach

Stranger: ok carrie

You: mm..I’m back, the bumplug is on my left and the panties are in my right hand

You: I’m holding them against my woman's genitals…the roughish cloth feels so good

Stranger: ooh, very nice ^^

You: mm…I’m already dripping wet, so getting theses panties soaked will be no problem

You: OOH!

Stranger: hehe.. i just cant help but touch myself now..

You: my bum was gaping a little from the bumplug, and a drop of my woman's genitals juice just dripped into my rectum

You: lol

Stranger: heh

Stranger: how did that feel? ^^

You: oh god dammnit…I ave to pee again. Hey…are you the kind of guy that would want me to do something with it?

Stranger: meh, thats not rly for me Log in to see images!

You: Answer fast, I have to goooo

You: alright, brb

Stranger: kk

You: back

Stranger: welcome back, carrie

You: haha a few guys have told me to drink it…Thanks for the welcome, Zach

Stranger: heh, not for me that Log in to see images!

You: whatever you say, Zach. and I do mean WHATEVER you say

Stranger: hehe Log in to see images!

Stranger: I THINK YOU SHOULD GET A LIFE LOLOLOLOLL

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This one is near epic funny.

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: yo

You: wanna buy a used vibrator?

You: it’s still p new?

Stranger: sure. does it smell like woman's genitals?

You: no, it smells like my bum.

Stranger: greit

Stranger: male`?

You: yep.

Stranger: so, u put inne pooper?

You: of course!

Stranger: doe it hurt?

You: do you know how much pleasure you get with anal?

Stranger: no

You: prostate stimulation is amazing!

Stranger: u use lubricans?

You: better then BJ’s!

You: and yes, get lube.

You: lots of it.

Stranger: u are gay right?

You: no duh.

Stranger: u see like it

You: very much

You: wanna cyber?

Stranger: u suck male reproductive organs?

You: anything you want.

Stranger: are u a pooolboy?

You: sure, baby

Stranger: u have a size of a anaconda?

You: i’m bending over to get those stray leaves…

You: my male reproductive organ is nearly bulging out my shorts

Stranger: My name is Ben Dover

You: oh, i’d love to

You: oh, that’s your name!

You: sorry

Stranger: i get it a lot

You: so am i just gonna stand here, or ar you gonna put that man meat up my bum?

Stranger: oh yeah, yo know it

Stranger: i’m walking over to you…

Stranger: i’m right behind you…

You: and then i turn around & neuter you with garden shears!!!

You: lol win for me!!

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