Weird discussion about garden gnomes.

You: strange

Stranger: isn’t it

You: ye

You: yesterday, i found a gnome in my garden

You: it flew away

You: very strange indeed

Stranger: I see them all the time

You: oh gosh, your house is overrun by gnomes?

Stranger: i keep telling them “get of my lawn” but they come back every night

You: you should make a truce

Stranger: what’s that?

You: you help them invade your neighbours garden

You: and they’ll stay out of yours

Stranger: hmm..good idea. i will make a suggestion tonight

You: this is kinda dead here ain’t it?

Stranger: Günther is the boss-gnome here…maybe he’ll listen to me

You: hmmm

You: you should bring them a pie

You: they’ll do most things for pie

Stranger: he’s from Austria…or that’s what he told me

You: they’d surely let you speak to the leader for pie

You: cool

Stranger: woul an apple pie be good?

You: I guess so

You: my flying gnome claimed he was from tibet

Stranger: or maybe I’ll bake a blueberry pie too

You: they love blueberry pies

Stranger: let them choose

You: yes!

You: maybe you could control them with enough pies

You: and take over the world!

Stranger: with some cream on top

You: cream is creamy

You: I guess

Stranger: maybe I could hire them to take care of my garden

You: garden gnomes eh

You: sounds like a good idea to me

You: if you’re not into world domination

Stranger: backyard looks terrible…maybe they can make it look like japanese garden for 2 or 3 pies

You: more like an austrian garden I guess

You: those guys’ve never been to Japan

You: nor do they have television or internet

You: you like Austrian gardens?

Stranger: autrian is also good

Stranger: s

You: I’ve never seen an austrian garden before

You: will check it though

You: now… I gotta go

You: good luck with your gnomes

You have disconnected.