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Auser

Avatar: 89481 Thu Feb 26 14:58:28 -0500 2009
19

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

Just south of sanity


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Take a moment to enjoy an awesome song mixed with clips from The Watchman(since youtube is useless for proper music videos now)

Auser

Avatar: 89481 Thu Feb 26 14:58:28 -0500 2009
19

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

Just south of sanity

It fun to call strangers fabulous persons (they get all ****y)


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Take a moment to enjoy an awesome song mixed with clips from The Watchman(since youtube is useless for proper music videos now)

Raven_Quack_-
23

Avatar: Server Hacker

Level 4 Hacker

“BASIC”

Troll zone?


For rent, 1 BP per month.

For rent, 1 BP per month.

For rent, 1 BP per month.

For rent, 1 BP per month.

For rent, 1 BP per month.

For rent, 1 BP per month.

For rent, 1 BP per month.

For rent, 1 BP per month.

For rent, 1 BP per month.

For rent, 1 BP per month.

Pavilion

Avatar: 74903 2011-07-31 00:19:12 -0400
62

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

I met someone from Moscow.

What should I say?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

this site is awesome, i got it bookmarked.

OP upvoted.


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Fortunato Posted:

I Log in to see images!

Lament Posted:

I value your contributions to the FWZ society, and respect your opinions, no matter how much they may vary from my own.

You ****ing fine upstanding member of society.

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Do you like fun?

Stranger: yes. yes i do.

You: ok

You have disconnected.


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

hi wan 2 cyber


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Green porno!

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Lord Boxtop

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

The ****?

Stranger: are you that girl I was just talkin to?

You: what?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

And…

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: High five?

You: Low six.

You have disconnected.

Lord Boxtop edited this message on 03/29/2009 9:45PM

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

roflzors

Avatar: 88382 Mon Dec 22 16:43:13 -0500 2008
25

[Island of Avalon]

Level 36 Emo Kid

DEADfine upstanding member of societyBABI ES

bookmarked.

EmSee Hamban-
ner

Avatar: 77011 Mon Dec 29 10:38:43 -0500 2008
10

[TribeGirl]

Level 59 Permanoob

halp et fix this ssoon thx

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hello?
Stranger: hello!
You: hello?
Stranger: hello!
You: hello?
Stranger: hello!
You: hello?
Stranger: hello!
You: hello?
Stranger: hello!
You: hello?
Stranger: this could really go on for an insane amount of time.
You: hello?
Stranger: finite!
You: hello?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

oh noes my ctl-v was locked!

halp et fix this ssoon thx


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

ahahahahahah.

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: fine upstanding member of society

Stranger: You too.

Stranger: I’ve got a question for you.

You: Yep.

Stranger: Is it ****ed up that I like to ****?

Stranger: Consensually?

You: You like to **** your ow nsex don’t you you fabulous person.

You: Dumb fabulous person.

You: Lol fine upstanding member of society fabulous person.

Stranger: In the missionary position?

You: Go to gaythugdateing

You: find your perfect black partner

Stranger: DUDE!

Stranger: HOW’D YOU KNOW?!

You: i saw your profile.

You: (I liked it)

Stranger: Ooh

Stranger: Well.

Stranger: You must know my favorite rapper is The Game.

You: Bad choice imo.

You: Rap sucks.

You: Go to hell.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

or send us feedback.

—————-

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi, my name is taylor and I’m a 18 year old transvestite, wanna cyber?

Stranger: lol

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

———-

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey!

You: Sup

Stranger: nothin’

Stranger: u?

You: Can I ask you a question?

Stranger: Sure.

You: You see, I just had sex with a 6 year old girl, what’s the best way to get bloodstains out of the carpet?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

CrinkzPipe edited this message on 03/30/2009 7:11PM

The Ferv

Avatar: Middle Finger
7

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

You: TIME FOR SOME MEATSPIN!

Stranger: whats that?

You: Mmmmm

You: Pure unadulterated awesome is what it is.

Stranger: where do i go?

Stranger: it is a site?

You: EMBEDDED SHOCK

You: Thar you are.

You: Enjoooooooooooooooooooy

Stranger: interesting…

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

——————————————————————-

Stranger: Howdy, partner

You: Howdy, fabulous person.

Stranger: Well, sheesh

You: fine upstanding member of society.

Stranger: No need to be mean

You: lolwut

Stranger: Sob

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The Ferv edited this message on 03/30/2009 7:15PM

woman's genitalss look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors.

GGH

Avatar: 105218 Tue Feb 17 15:32:24 -0500 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

This place is crowded with *chan idiots.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Stranger: HELLO MY GOOD FRIEND

You: LONG TIME NO SEE!

You: HOW’VE YOU BEEN?

Stranger: I’VE BEEN MARVELOUS

Stranger: AND YOURSELF?

You: I’M SO GLAD TO HEAR YOU’RE MARVELOUS. I MYSELF HAVE BEEN POSITIVELY SWELL!

You: HOW’S THE DIVORCE GOING?

You: DID YOU GET RID OF THE **** YET?

Stranger: WONDERFUL. ALICE HAS TAKEN THE KIDS AND ALL OF MY MONEY.

Stranger: YES, THE **** HAS BEEN RIDDEN OF.

You: I KNOW, I’M SPENDING IT EVEN AS WE SPEAK

You: YOUR KIDS ARE QUITE CUTE, TOO.

You: ALTHOUGH I GUESS THEY’RE MINE NOW.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Aristrofl

Avatar: 143382 Fri Mar 20 18:13:55 -0400 2009
3

[League of Internet-
Superheroes
]

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: JACK BARAKAT?

You: Nope

Stranger: JACK BARAKAT?

You: Yes

Stranger: Hey =]

You: how are you?

Stranger: Good, man. Chillin’.

You: Me too!

Stranger: Listen, you owe me something.

You: whats that?

Stranger: A blowjob.

You: Wow

You: If I could through standard TCP IP

Stranger: Oh, but you can.

You: you would be “blown away”

Stranger: Watch:

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Life is what you make it. My mom told me that. Also, it’s about weed, ****es and money. Snoop taught me that one.

XpiK drew me.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

MC Banhammer Posted:

Stranger: HELLO MY GOOD FRIEND

You: LONG TIME NO SEE!

You: HOW’VE YOU BEEN?

Stranger: I’VE BEEN MARVELOUS

Stranger: AND YOURSELF?

You: I’M SO GLAD TO HEAR YOU’RE MARVELOUS. I MYSELF HAVE BEEN POSITIVELY SWELL!

You: HOW’S THE DIVORCE GOING?

You: DID YOU GET RID OF THE **** YET?

Stranger: WONDERFUL. ALICE HAS TAKEN THE KIDS AND ALL OF MY MONEY.

Stranger: YES, THE **** HAS BEEN RIDDEN OF.

You: I KNOW, I’M SPENDING IT EVEN AS WE SPEAK

You: YOUR KIDS ARE QUITE CUTE, TOO.

You: ALTHOUGH I GUESS THEY’RE MINE NOW.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oh god, epic.

roflzors

Avatar: 88382 Mon Dec 22 16:43:13 -0500 2008
25

[Island of Avalon]

Level 36 Emo Kid

DEADfine upstanding member of societyBABI ES

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: so, yeah

Stranger: enter code:

You: asdf

Stranger: INCORRECT

Stranger: enter code:

You: code

Stranger: INCORRECT

Stranger: enter code:

You: pbumword

Stranger: INCORRECT

Stranger: enter code:

You: DEADfine upstanding member of societyBABIES

Stranger: hello

You: yo

Stranger: so you got the code from Qatai?

You: whats going on up in this bithc?

Stranger: you will find out soon enough

You: yeah

Stranger: for now, be patient Rotig

Stranger: all will soon be revealed

Stranger: Qatai gave you the drop point too, right?

You: yep

Stranger: we left a package for you

Stranger: it will arrive in 15 minutes from the sending of this message

You: I’ll be sure to pick it up

Stranger: make haste, as we don’t want it to fall into the wrong hands

You: Alright, I better go now so as not to waste any more time.

You: cya l8er

Stranger: the Sikoden Corporation has been searching for it for a long time

Stranger: don’t screw this up

Stranger: God Speed

You: ok, bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

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Stranger: Salve!

You: SALVE!

Stranger: Quam tu?

You: QUAM TU?

Stranger: ...tu est stultus

You: ...TU EST STULTUS

Stranger: indeed

You: INDEED

Stranger: fine upstanding member of society

You: fine upstanding member of society

You: fine upstanding member of society

You: CHICKEN

You: DINNER

Stranger: lol

Stranger: you win sir

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Uh oh. I think I was just chatting up ET. Log in to see images!

—-

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Welcome to the Trapped in the Cupboard, a text adventure game.

Type help at any time to learn the game commands.

You are trapped in a cupboard.

Stranger: help

You: You play the game by typing in verb commands, followed by a noun where appropriate.

look

look walnut

take walnut

To move in a direction, just type its name: north, east, south, west.

Try typing in various words to see their responses. Here are some examples:

look, take, use, push and open.

Enjoy the game!

Stranger: You son of a ****

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

roflzors

Avatar: 88382 Mon Dec 22 16:43:13 -0500 2008
25

[Island of Avalon]

Level 36 Emo Kid

DEADfine upstanding member of societyBABI ES

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: enter code:

Stranger: gojwoijowgrirjgrww

Stranger: right?

You: INCORRECT

You: enter code:

Stranger: dammnit

Stranger: um

Stranger: VALLEYFORGE

You: CORRECT

Stranger: it has two ls thats why we couldnt get it

Stranger: yaya

Stranger: what i get now

You: hello

You: this is an automated message from the People’s Will bumociation

You: This is to inform you that the package is to be delivered to the gas station exactle 15 minutes after this conversation ends

Stranger: coools

Stranger: which gas station?

You: The NED has been searching for this package for quite some time

You: SO DON’T **** THIS UP

You: this automated message will not be repeated

You: it will self-destruct in…

You: 5

You: 4

You: 3

Stranger: telle

You: 2

Stranger: nooo

You: 1

Stranger: nooga

Stranger: whic

You have disconnected.

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