AntiRules187 Posted:
This one is near epic funny.
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yo
You: wanna buy a used vibrator?
You: it’s still p new?
Stranger: sure. does it smell like woman's genitals?
You: no, it smells like my bum.
Stranger: greit
Stranger: male`?
You: yep.
Stranger: so, u put inne pooper?
You: of course!
Stranger: doe it hurt?
You: do you know how much pleasure you get with anal?
Stranger: no
You: prostate stimulation is amazing!
Stranger: u use lubricans?
You: better then BJ’s!
You: and yes, get lube.
You: lots of it.
Stranger: u are gay right?
You: no duh.
Stranger: u see like it
You: very much
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: u suck male reproductive organs?
You: anything you want.
Stranger: are u a pooolboy?
You: sure, baby
Stranger: u have a size of a anaconda?
You: i’m bending over to get those stray leaves…
You: my male reproductive organ is nearly bulging out my shorts
Stranger: My name is Ben Dover
You: oh, i’d love to
You: oh, that’s your name!
You: sorry
Stranger: i get it a lot
You: so am i just gonna stand here, or ar you gonna put that man meat up my bum?
Stranger: oh yeah, yo know it
Stranger: i’m walking over to you…
Stranger: i’m right behind you…
You: and then i turn around & neuter you with garden shears!!!
You: lol win for me!!
You have disconnected.
Best so far.