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You: you lost the game

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Stranger: b/tard?

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You: have you read your new biography?

You: its called “Why I’m Gay” by: Stranger

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You: /b/tard, amirite?

Stranger: /g/.

You: Hm.

Stranger: /b/ got a little too obsessed with boxxy.

You: It got better.

Stranger: Good.

You: But a while ago there was a scare with this guy saying “Girugamesh!”

You: That stopped too.

Stranger: I saw that.

You: I see…

You: Anyways, /b/ is just combo tries, people saying “Milhouse is a meme,” and other cancerous crap.

Stranger: I think they spammed another board with it once.

Stranger: Yeah.

You: Oh, they spammed a ton of boards.

Stranger: I remember the time /h/ raided /g/. They didn’t understand that raids are meant to unnerve.

You: Hur, hur, I concur.

You: I tried Habbo Hotel.

You: It was pathetic.

You: :/

Stranger: HH raids need to be organized.

You: You mean like the swastiget?

Stranger: Yeh.

You: All I got was a rainbowget.

You: Every single color.

Stranger: Oh.

You: They even had matching glbumes.

You: It was crazy.

Stranger: Heh.

You: There was this one time some guy hid behind the duck in the pool area.

You: Started saying, “Afro duck commands you to get out of the pool.”

Stranger: HA!

You: I kid you not.

You: It was pretty funny.

Stranger: I would’ve lol’d.

You: Although I just don’t know why he didn’t just block the pool with the rest of us.

You: Besides the whole “Afro Duck” thing.

Stranger: Anything for the lulz.

You: Yeah.

You: You’re the first interesting guy I’ve talked to.

You: Everyone else was either gay or boring.

You: By “interesting” I mean like diversified.

Stranger: This is the first real conversation I’ve had since I started trolling the site last night.

You: I started today.

You: Although, I fail at it.

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You: Hi.

Stranger: hey, i **** cheap

You: OMG WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM

You: GAWD

Stranger: im sorry.

You: NOT EVERYONE ON HERE IS A GIRL.

Stranger: no im not actually.

You: GTFO MY INTERNET.

Stranger: im a girl.

Stranger: ?

You: ...

You: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You: THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET

You: YOU’RE OBVIOUSLY A LIE

Stranger: haha you got me.

You: ...

Stranger: im gay

Stranger: how is your dad

You: MY DAD IS FINE, THANK YOU.

You: WHY DO YOU ASK?

Stranger: he sure is SHWING

You: YOU WANTED TO enjoy HIM?

You: ...

Stranger: i did.

You: HE’S MARRIED.

Stranger: last night.

Stranger: dont tell, and i wont

You: I ALREADY DID.

You: I JUST SENT A MESSAGE TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS

You: I EVEN CALLED THE POLICE

You: HAVE FUN IN JAIL, LOSER.

Stranger: go have a sook.

Stranger: all good

You: YOU ARE A SOOK

Stranger: ill **** your mum while im in there

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Stranger: I just copypaste ASCII art and get responses.

You: Oh.

You: Apparently gays aren’t very affected.

Stranger: Few of the responses are actually funny.

Stranger: Lots of them are just “hey i like that show” and other BS.

You: You mean like the above?

You: Or just plain ol’ that?

Stranger: The above sometimes too.

You: The “GTFO my internet” one I made up.

Stranger: Oh?

You: Yeah.

You: Most people just say “GTFO my (insert website)”.

You: Sometimes, though, it gets serious.

Stranger: I bet.

You: I use that for those times.

You: Something as a last resort.

Stranger: Last night I copypasted a You Lost The Game facepalm ASCII and got way funnier results, but I figure the Hank Hill is more random.

You: Can I have the copypasta?

You: I might really need it.

Stranger: I got it from a thread that 404’d before I was done with it, sorry.

You: Log in to see images!

You: Well, that sucks.

You: I’m gonna go troll other people now.

You: See ya.

Stranger: Happy trolling.

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You: OMG

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You: EW NO

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You: were skipping steps yeah me too

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You: cool hows it going

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Stranger: FGJD

Stranger: JDF

Stranger: DFG

You: ergfw

You: w4

Stranger: JDF

You: wa

Stranger: JD

You: tw4

You: t

You: erw

You: a

You: gfw

You: eg

You: rawer

Stranger: F4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWN

You: wait where were we

Stranger: F4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWNF4 F2 F9 CTRL ALT F10 PAGEDOWN

Stranger: #@#$^@#%&^#^$^&#%@#$^#$^*$^&(%&*(&$%dghmngfhjkRTYUJDFGHtertyherrtrhtr NUMLOCK

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Stranger: heck yeah man

Stranger: you should come hang out in IRC

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Stranger: irc.ADDRESS

Stranger: WERD

Stranger: i is there

Stranger: BAI

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: b9

You: hay baby

You: asl

You: /

Stranger: 17/f/ohio

You: 17/m/cali

Stranger: ooh

Stranger: you cute?

You: yeah.

You: you wanna see me?

Stranger: yeah

You: i’ll find a link, hold on plz

You: img19.imageshack.us/img19/8140/parisl.jpg (<————GOATSE warning, don’t click unless you want shock)

You: best pic

You: i think so

Stranger: thats ****kkkkeeeeddd

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Sup

You: Do you like watchmen?

Stranger: hello

You: hey

Stranger: no

You: oh

You: look at this cool pic anyways

You: http://img9.imageshack.us/my.php?image=manhattanr.jpg <<< DR MANHATTAN SHOCK I MADE PLZ DONT BAN

Stranger: what is it

You: It’s a pic from the movie

You: it is hilarious

Stranger: hmm

You: you like?

You: forums?

You: warz?

Stranger: didnt look

You: have a cookie

You: Its delicious isn’t it

You: you eat that

Stranger: yes

Stranger: yes

You: now wash it down

You: with this milk

You: I am handing it to you now

Stranger: no

Stranger: dont like milkl

You: you are drinking it

You: I am pouring it in your mouth

You: don’t try to resist

You: that just gives me an erection

Stranger: i resist

You: ERECTION

Stranger: oh

Stranger: LOL

You: What will we do with my hard male reproductive organ

Stranger: lol

You: I will stick it in the milk

You: It is covered in the milk I have jizzed in prior

You: and you were unwillingly consuming

Stranger: that was quick

You: I stick my male reproductive organ in your mouth

You: Do you like it?

You: It’s a delicious raspberry flavour

You: with a hint of lime

Stranger: strawberry with a hint of vanilla and we have a deal

You: I can see the look of elation in your eyes

You: and I grab your skull and begin thrusting into your face

Stranger: gently

You: yes gently

You: Now I am finished

You: I unload a few drops on too your chest

Stranger: lol too quick

You: and then blast on to your face

You: Now do you want it in your pooper or do you have any other holes?

Stranger: mind my eyes

Stranger: LOL i have other holes

You: Do you have a vagin <.<

You: >.>

Stranger: yea

You: So I will work with that

You: I lick your nipples a bit

You: I notice they taste good

You: Thank you

You: I move downwards and lick your woman's genitals a few times

Stranger: they do

Stranger: ...

You: then a go full force eating you out

You: rotating my tongue and just barely reaching your G-Spot

Stranger: Log in to see images!

You: all the while using my thumb to stimulate your clitoris

You: Now after 7 minutes of this I think your ready for my more than adequite male reproductive organ

Stranger: yea i think im ready too

You: you notice that I stopped orally pleasuring you

Stranger: yea

You: and before you can ask why my 7 inch male reproductive organ is pressing deep inside of you

You: but avoiding the discomfort of touching your cervix

You: Log in to see images!

You: Its very girthy

Stranger: how considerate

You: and wide

Stranger: good

You: I slowly begin rythmic fornication

You: still thumbing around with your clitoris

You: I slowly accelerate and after two minutes of that

You: I pull back

Stranger: noo y

You: and start push a little upwards towards the G spot

Stranger: ooh

You: Feels very nice

You: I go back into very fast thrusts

You: and you orgasm, woman's genitals gripping my male reproductive organ tightly

You: this sudden gripping sensation makes me lose control

You: and great times inside of you

Stranger: only if your up for round 2 within 20mins?

Stranger: i can be demanding

You: Oops I never put on I condom

You: What phase are you in?

Stranger: ‘slap’

You: Hopefully luetal phase right?

You: aw damn that hurt but I totally deserved it

You: During our down time we spoon and I feed you chocolate strawberrys

You: and chocolate covered bananas

Stranger: yes u did, well no point puttin one on now

Stranger: melted chocolate?

You: of course

You: and its still warm

You: I had it melting in the fondu pot before we started

You: specifically for cuddle time

You: Sup dawg

Stranger: thats nice of u

Stranger: wrong convo?

You: What do you mean wrong convo?

Stranger: ‘sup dawg’

You: Oh no this is where I had sex with you and fed you chocolate covered fruit right?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oh gawd I trolled “her” so hard