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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Sup

You: Do you like watchmen?

Stranger: hello

You: hey

Stranger: no

You: oh

You: look at this cool pic anyways

You: http://img9.imageshack.us/my.php?image=manhattanr.jpg <<< DR MANHATTAN SHOCK I MADE PLZ DONT BAN

Stranger: what is it

You: It’s a pic from the movie

You: it is hilarious

Stranger: hmm

You: you like?

You: forums?

You: warz?

Stranger: didnt look

You: have a cookie

You: Its delicious isn’t it

You: you eat that

Stranger: yes

Stranger: yes

You: now wash it down

You: with this milk

You: I am handing it to you now

Stranger: no

Stranger: dont like milkl

You: you are drinking it

You: I am pouring it in your mouth

You: don’t try to resist

You: that just gives me an erection

Stranger: i resist

You: ERECTION

Stranger: oh

Stranger: LOL

You: What will we do with my hard male reproductive organ

Stranger: lol

You: I will stick it in the milk

You: It is covered in the milk I have jizzed in prior

You: and you were unwillingly consuming

Stranger: that was quick

You: I stick my male reproductive organ in your mouth

You: Do you like it?

You: It’s a delicious raspberry flavour

You: with a hint of lime

Stranger: strawberry with a hint of vanilla and we have a deal

You: I can see the look of elation in your eyes

You: and I grab your skull and begin thrusting into your face

Stranger: gently

You: yes gently

You: Now I am finished

You: I unload a few drops on too your chest

Stranger: lol too quick

You: and then blast on to your face

You: Now do you want it in your pooper or do you have any other holes?

Stranger: mind my eyes

Stranger: LOL i have other holes

You: Do you have a vagin <.<

You: >.>

Stranger: yea

You: So I will work with that

You: I lick your nipples a bit

You: I notice they taste good

You: Thank you

You: I move downwards and lick your woman's genitals a few times

Stranger: they do

Stranger: ...

You: then a go full force eating you out

You: rotating my tongue and just barely reaching your G-Spot

Stranger: Log in to see images!

You: all the while using my thumb to stimulate your clitoris

You: Now after 7 minutes of this I think your ready for my more than adequite male reproductive organ

Stranger: yea i think im ready too

You: you notice that I stopped orally pleasuring you

Stranger: yea

You: and before you can ask why my 7 inch male reproductive organ is pressing deep inside of you

You: but avoiding the discomfort of touching your cervix

You: Log in to see images!

You: Its very girthy

Stranger: how considerate

You: and wide

Stranger: good

You: I slowly begin rythmic fornication

You: still thumbing around with your clitoris

You: I slowly accelerate and after two minutes of that

You: I pull back

Stranger: noo y

You: and start push a little upwards towards the G spot

Stranger: ooh

You: Feels very nice

You: I go back into very fast thrusts

You: and you orgasm, woman's genitals gripping my male reproductive organ tightly

You: this sudden gripping sensation makes me lose control

You: and great times inside of you

Stranger: only if your up for round 2 within 20mins?

Stranger: i can be demanding

You: Oops I never put on I condom

You: What phase are you in?

Stranger: ‘slap’

You: Hopefully luetal phase right?

You: aw damn that hurt but I totally deserved it

You: During our down time we spoon and I feed you chocolate strawberrys

You: and chocolate covered bananas

Stranger: yes u did, well no point puttin one on now

Stranger: melted chocolate?

You: of course

You: and its still warm

You: I had it melting in the fondu pot before we started

You: specifically for cuddle time

You: Sup dawg

Stranger: thats nice of u

Stranger: wrong convo?

You: What do you mean wrong convo?

Stranger: ‘sup dawg’

You: Oh no this is where I had sex with you and fed you chocolate covered fruit right?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oh gawd I trolled “her” so hard