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The Ferv

Avatar: Middle Finger
7

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Whenever I say ‘FORUMWARZ’ people disconnect.

Stranger: why

You: I have no idea.

You: I was going to ask you why.

Stranger: o noez

Stranger: fourmwars runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

You: ????

Stranger: im outta here you better hurry before it gets you

You: Wait what?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Why did they run away, Evil Trout? Is this your fault?


woman's genitalss look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors.

Bigandtasty

Avatar: 67579 Sat Jan 17 15:30:20 -0500 2009
12

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

damn you I was gonna post this thread but forgot about it Log in to see images!


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OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I’m the goddamn Batman.

Stranger: WOO, well WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? you should be saving gotham!

You: **** Gotham.

Stranger: yeah, well…i guess there’s always superman to save the day

Stranger: SO

Stranger: hello Log in to see images!

You: Superman is a woman's genitals. I totally ****ed Lois Lane.

You: Also, hello.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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I had a great one with someone trying to role-play a dinosaur, but I didn’t save it.


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OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Out-trolling a troll:

———————————————————————————

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Lets kill a dog!

You: Let’s kill a small child!

Stranger: Lets kill a panda!

You: Let’s kill the ozone layer!

Stranger: haha we already did that Log in to see images!

You: Damn. Forgot to check that off my list.

Stranger: Oh well, global warming is fake though.

You: Yep. Saw Day After Tomorrow. I know the real deal now.

You: ****ing wolves in NYC.

Stranger: Lets kill a wolf!

You: Sounds good.

You: I’ll wear his head as a hat.

Stranger: Thats pretty awesome.

You: Yep. I drove through Arizona wearing a little girl’s head as a hat once.

You: Human flesh starts to really smell bad after a few days in the heat.

Stranger: Sounds interesting, but isn’t Arizona a bit warm for girl’s headwear?

You: The head was a bit much. I replaced it with her legs, which was much better.

Stranger: Nice.

You: A hat and a snack!

Stranger: Thats just wrong…

You: No, seriously, with a little barbeque sauce it’s quite good.

You: Natural juices and all that.

Stranger: No… Just no…

Stranger: Why have I no Disconnected…

You: Come on, don’t tell me you’ve never driven past a preschool and licked your lips a little.

Stranger: Pretty sure I haven’t

You: You’re missing out, man. Everything tastes better fresh.

Stranger: Pretty sure beef tastes better than human.

You: No way. People are the OTHER other white meat.

You: Girls taste 95% like chicken, and 5% like tuna.

Stranger: Nice to know, what about men?

You: Wouldn’t know about that one, but I’m sure you’re real interested now, fabulous person.

Stranger: okay

You: I’m sure men taste 100% like male reproductive organ. Me, I’ll stick to little girls.

You: Literally. I use glue, helps me catch ‘em easier.

Stranger: You should talk to the police about this.

You: I tried once, but they refused to let me use their car.

Stranger: Hmm I wonder why…

You: No idea, really. The guy seemed really keen in getting me in the back seat, but wouldn’t let me drive.

Stranger: Did you kill him?

You: Nah, just gave him a cut of my last girl. Left thigh, I think.

Stranger: And he accepted it?

You: Hell, he had most of it eaten before I even drove off. Bet he had one hell of a stomach ache.

Stranger: I bet he did.

You: I always favor the center cuts myself. If I have to pbum a few of the flanks off for the locals, so be it.

Stranger: The thing is that human takes so long to produce

Stranger: There is no easy way to farm it

You: But there’s so many of them already.

You: See, for me it’s an easy deal. I just hang out by the fence and grab girls before the Border Patrol gets there.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Oh, I had this one in my bookmark

http://www.anicechat.net/

EmSee Hamban-
ner

Avatar: 77011 Mon Dec 29 10:38:43 -0500 2008
10

[TribeGirl]

Level 59 Permanoob

halp et fix this ssoon thx

The Ferv Posted:

Why did they run away, Evil Trout? Is this your fault?

halp et fix this ssoon thx


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

Inertia Posted:

Oh, I had this one in my bookmark

http://www.anicechat.ne /

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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

OrsonScottCard Posted:

Out-trolling a troll:

———————————————————————————

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Lets kill a dog!

You: Let’s kill a small child!

Stranger: Lets kill a panda!

You: Let’s kill the ozone layer!

Stranger: haha we already did that Log in to see images!

You: Damn. Forgot to check that off my list.

Stranger: Oh well, global warming is fake though.

You: Yep. Saw Day After Tomorrow. I know the real deal now.

You: ****ing wolves in NYC.

Stranger: Lets kill a wolf!

You: Sounds good.

You: I’ll wear his head as a hat.

Stranger: Thats pretty awesome.

You: Yep. I drove through Arizona wearing a little girl’s head as a hat once.

You: Human flesh starts to really smell bad after a few days in the heat.

Stranger: Sounds interesting, but isn’t Arizona a bit warm for girl’s headwear?

You: The head was a bit much. I replaced it with her legs, which was much better.

Stranger: Nice.

You: A hat and a snack!

Stranger: Thats just wrong…

You: No, seriously, with a little barbeque sauce it’s quite good.

You: Natural juices and all that.

Stranger: No… Just no…

Stranger: Why have I no Disconnected…

You: Come on, don’t tell me you’ve never driven past a preschool and licked your lips a little.

Stranger: Pretty sure I haven’t

You: You’re missing out, man. Everything tastes better fresh.

Stranger: Pretty sure beef tastes better than human.

You: No way. People are the OTHER other white meat.

You: Girls taste 95% like chicken, and 5% like tuna.

Stranger: Nice to know, what about men?

You: Wouldn’t know about that one, but I’m sure you’re real interested now, fabulous person.

Stranger: okay

You: I’m sure men taste 100% like male reproductive organ. Me, I’ll stick to little girls.

You: Literally. I use glue, helps me catch ‘em easier.

Stranger: You should talk to the police about this.

You: I tried once, but they refused to let me use their car.

Stranger: Hmm I wonder why…

You: No idea, really. The guy seemed really keen in getting me in the back seat, but wouldn’t let me drive.

Stranger: Did you kill him?

You: Nah, just gave him a cut of my last girl. Left thigh, I think.

Stranger: And he accepted it?

You: Hell, he had most of it eaten before I even drove off. Bet he had one hell of a stomach ache.

Stranger: I bet he did.

You: I always favor the center cuts myself. If I have to pbum a few of the flanks off for the locals, so be it.

Stranger: The thing is that human takes so long to produce

Stranger: There is no easy way to farm it

You: But there’s so many of them already.

You: See, for me it’s an easy deal. I just hang out by the fence and grab girls before the Border Patrol gets there.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Eating wolves!? YOU MONSTER!

(But srsly, damn good troll man.)


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http://i43.tinypic.com/oibvrr.jpg

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

The Ferv

Avatar: Middle Finger
7

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: Hey, how’s it going?

Stranger: not bad

Stranger: ssup wid u

You: My throbbing male reproductive organ.

Stranger: shove that up ur bum

You: Mmmm I’d rather shove it up yours baby.

You: Nice and hard.

Stranger: ur funny

Stranger: lol

You: Like generichaxor’s contests, all wet and gooshy.

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: ur a bot

Stranger: a porn bot

You: Just call me bingebot, baby.

Stranger: ok.. a lame bot

You: I’ll show you how lame I can be – when you’re moaning in pleasure as my male reproductive organ slides up your intestines into your throat, all coated with **** and mucus.

You: God that’s hot.

Stranger: hahahaha..

Stranger: **** u..and have a nice day

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Why’d he leave? We were just getting started…I still had the hot pokers and the pineapple waiting for him. Log in to see images!

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: HI

You: HI THAR

Stranger: LOLZ

You: YOURE DOIN IT WRONG

You: LULZ

You: ...

You: fine upstanding member of society

Stranger: omfg

Stranger: SHUT UP

Stranger: me no fine upstanding member of society

You: YOU SHUT UP

You: ...fabulous personHUMPING male reproductive organBISHOP

Stranger: Blaaaa

You: STOP SUCKING ON ET’S male reproductive organ FOR TWO SECONDS AND ****ING LISTEN YOU fine upstanding member of society

Stranger: LosA

You: GODDAMMIT

You: OR IS IT TOO HARD WITH THAT FLACCID TRASH SHOVED HALFWAY DOWN YOUR THROAT

Stranger: STOP SWEARING OR YOUR MOMMA WILL HEAR IT

You: WHAT.

You: I SKULL****ED MY MOMMA TO DEATH LAST NIGHT, ****

Stranger: wow that’s impressive….

You: JUST LIKE IMMA DO TO YOUR CUTE WIDDLE PUPPY TONIGHT

You: OH YEAH

You: AND SHE WAS 400 POUNDS OVERWEIGHT TOO

Stranger: dont have a puppy

Stranger: to bad

You: YOU WILL WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU

You: A **** PUPPY

Stranger: i can **** my own name

You: FROM ALL THE **** MY male reproductive organ WILL ACgreat timesULATE POUNDING THROUGH YOUR INTESTINES

You: AND THEN SHOVING OUT YOUR MOUTH

You: male reproductive organVOMIT IS SEXY

Stranger: nou en

You: DONT YOU AGREE

Stranger: ****TINGSEX IS 2

You: OH GOD YES

You: LIKE 1PRIEST1NUN

You: THAT WAS HOT

Stranger: THAT WAS ****ING HOT

You: YOUR MOM AND I WERE TOTALLY IN ON THAT ACTION LAST NIGHT

You: EVEN THOUGH SHES DEAD

You: THAT WAS OKAY, I LIKE EM COLD

Stranger: NICE

You: I KNOW

You: HER BOOTYHOLE WAS FUKKEN HOT

You: LIKE A FUKKEN DANCIN JALAPENO MAN

Stranger: THATS BECAUSE YOU’RE A 14 YEAR OLD BOY WHO IS SECRETLY IS STAYING UP AFTER 1 AM

You: THAT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER

Stranger: CRY BABY

You: NOBODY SUSPECTS THE 14 YEAR OLD BOYS.

You: ****ES

Stranger: TRUE

Stranger: LIKE YOUR STYLE

You: THEY ALL BLAME IT ON MAH DADDY

You: THAT fabulous person TAKES ALL THE BLAME

You: AND THEN TAKES MY male reproductive organ AT NIGHT

You: EVEN THOUGH HES DEAD TOO

You: ****.

Stranger: OFCOURSE

Stranger: HO

You: THATS RIGHT. **** ALL SLEEPIN WITH MY MOMMA

You: **** DONT GOT NO RIGHT TO MY MOMMA. THbum MY TERRITORRY

You: THAT fabulous person fine upstanding member of society

Stranger: TRUE, EVERYONE SLEEPS WITH YOUR MOMMA

You: DAMN STRAIGHT.

You: I CHOPPED HER UP INTO ENOUGH PIECES FOR EVERYONE TO HAVE A BITE

You: SAVED THE BOOTYHOLE FOR ME THOUGH

Stranger: THATS WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE

You: YEAH PRETTY SMART I KNOW

You: THbum JUST HOW I ROLL DAWG

Stranger: YOU LIKE WEED

You: ONLY IF ITS CUT WITH LITTLE GIRL BLOOD TEARS AND woman's genitals JUICE

Stranger: AND POO FROM YOUR DEAD GRANNY

You: THAT ****S THE BEST MAN

You: NICE AND AGED YO

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: u just lost the game!

You: **** YOU BITHC;SDLAFHLERK CT POAJILAXY PCO8TYAE[OIADCN P54UY DONT ****ING TELL ME THINGS WHORE

You: ****

Stranger: ^^

You: fine upstanding member of society

You: JEW

You: fabulous person

Stranger: ayeee

You: ....

You: Sorry

You: It’s the steroids.

Stranger: its okay

You: Roid rage, y’know.

Stranger: oh lucky i have none

Stranger: lol

You: Yeah.

You: Pretty lucky, there.

Stranger: :/

You: I get mine from this awesome dude.

Stranger: ooh want some ^_^

You: He’s totally the ****.

You: I can hook you up man

Stranger: whats ur name?

You: You can call me Shallow Esophagus.

Stranger: wow

Stranger: cool

You: You should go to www.forumwarz.com

Stranger: boy?

You: Very much so.

Stranger: age?

You: Old enough to skull**** you until your eyes bleed, baby.

Stranger: COOL!

You: I KNOW RITE

Stranger: did u know i have a new knife?

You: YES

Stranger: im like whoa this is fittt

Stranger: i cut my trousers with it

Stranger: its yellow and very sharp

You: I WAS BUSY SHOVING IT UP YOUR bum LAST NIGHT IT WAS SO SEXY I JIZZED MYSELF OH **** SORRY STEROIDS

You: Anyway.

You: As I was saying.

Stranger: haha

You: Log in to www.forumwarz.com DONT TELL ANYONE THIS WEBSITE ITS A SEKRIT

Stranger: whys?

You: Its a sekrit.

Stranger: why tho?

You: I will give you further instructions from there, especially once you send something known as a “TUBMAIL” to the one known as “JALAPENO BOOTYHOLE”.

You: This will make you ****TONS OF CASH BRO

Stranger: oh, erm if its so secret why is it on google?

You: Enough to FILL YOUR FUKKEN SWIMMING POOL WITH MY SWEET SWEET GYM CANDY

You: AND GOOGLE IS THE ENEMY DONT TRUST THEM ITS ALL LIES

Stranger: ah

Stranger: take less drugs mate, theyre messing with ur minddddd

You: Sentrillion is the place to go.

You: Google will fuccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk you up.

Stranger: like u r?

You: DRUGS AWEO{eiTH;krblakjbfl;kGBLJhg;sdjfghk;BFLJHGB;KKKKKGJVADIO;UBGEV;KBPFGV

You: AWSEOME

You: GODDAMIT

You: ****

You: fine upstanding member of society

You: HOS

Stranger: nice

You: GODDAMMIT woman's genitalsLICKING fine upstanding member of society ****ING fabulous person HUMPING male reproductive organSUCKING bumREAMING male reproductive organBISHOPAL;SDJFHA;KJHF;IUDB

You: ]........

You: ...

You: .....

You: Okay better now.

Stranger: whoa

Stranger: nice one

You: Seriously though.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: ahahaha

You: You should do my TOP SEKRIT MISSION

Stranger: okay?

You: AWESOME.

You: I WILL SEE YOU THERE.

Stranger: okis….

You have disconnected.

The Ferv edited this message on 04/03/2009 7:16PM

woman's genitalss look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors.

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

wow this person I got didn’t want to give up!

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: bills suck
Stranger: hello
You: yeah they are good for shredding
Stranger: yes they are
You: where r u from?
Stranger: i hate paying rent and bills
Stranger: Ca
Stranger: u?
You: I'm from forumwarz
You: know it?
Stranger: no
You: it's a webgame
You: lots of sex
Stranger: oh
You: u like sex?
Stranger: kinda boring and weird
Stranger: yes real sex
You: I like monkey sex
Stranger: not the fake cyber ****
You: no I mean with real monkeys, not cyber monkeys
Stranger: monkeys throw poop at each other
Stranger: nah
You: I give them eminas first
Stranger: thats always sanitary
You: yeah, you're right, sanitation is important when having sex with monkeys
You: and wetnaps
Stranger: true
Stranger: animals should be clean
You: right
You: like howie mandell
Stranger: i cant stand him
You: or monk from that tv show
Stranger: him too
You: what do you like?
Stranger: neither are funny
Stranger: icream and beer
Stranger: ice cream
You: that doesn't sound too good mixed together
Stranger: it isnt, tryed it once
You: what flavor ice cream do you like to mix with beer?
Stranger: valinna
Stranger: vanilla
Stranger: apperenty cant type today
You: so it's like a beer float huh
You: without the root
Stranger: yup
Stranger: pretty groos, but had to do it for a bet
You: how much did you get?
Stranger: $30
You: I woulda tried it
Stranger: well, I used to be a broke student, any extra cash helps
You: now what are you?
Stranger: just broke
You: so you can't help me get a new monkey? I used mine up
Stranger: i know this guy
Stranger: who knows a guy
You: he's got the monkey hook up?
Stranger: yeah
You: sweet
You: how do I contact him?
You: I heard ca monkeys are awesome
Stranger: walk out to the street and sceam Arturo, he will come
Stranger: they are
You: but I'm pretty far from ca, I don't think he'd hear me
Stranger: oh he will
You: he must have like superman ears
Stranger: no, he live near you
You: I could pretend you are a monkey
Stranger: no thanks, i like my bum hole unviolated
You: u sure?
Stranger: yeah
You: I could probably find someone to pay you $30
Stranger: 'nahh
You: you might like it, how many times have you tried it?
Stranger: never many times is enough
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

mammary glandsomnomnom

Avatar: Hacker Woman

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 11 Hacker

“Ohacku”

You: how big are your titz?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


get ****in raped

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

This one is near epic funny.

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: yo

You: wanna buy a used vibrator?

You: it’s still p new?

Stranger: sure. does it smell like woman's genitals?

You: no, it smells like my bum.

Stranger: greit

Stranger: male`?

You: yep.

Stranger: so, u put inne pooper?

You: of course!

Stranger: doe it hurt?

You: do you know how much pleasure you get with anal?

Stranger: no

You: prostate stimulation is amazing!

Stranger: u use lubricans?

You: better then BJ’s!

You: and yes, get lube.

You: lots of it.

Stranger: u are gay right?

You: no duh.

Stranger: u see like it

You: very much

You: wanna cyber?

Stranger: u suck male reproductive organs?

You: anything you want.

Stranger: are u a pooolboy?

You: sure, baby

Stranger: u have a size of a anaconda?

You: i’m bending over to get those stray leaves…

You: my male reproductive organ is nearly bulging out my shorts

Stranger: My name is Ben Dover

You: oh, i’d love to

You: oh, that’s your name!

You: sorry

Stranger: i get it a lot

You: so am i just gonna stand here, or ar you gonna put that man meat up my bum?

Stranger: oh yeah, yo know it

Stranger: i’m walking over to you…

Stranger: i’m right behind you…

You: and then i turn around & neuter you with garden shears!!!

You: lol win for me!!

You have disconnected.


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Fortunato Posted:

I Log in to see images!

Lament Posted:

I value your contributions to the FWZ society, and respect your opinions, no matter how much they may vary from my own.

You ****ing fine upstanding member of society.

Ardent

Avatar: Sad Face
13

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Log in to see images!

You: :zakheadset:

Stranger: you’re doing it wrong

Stranger:

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

One moment please, transferring chat to another stranger. Please wait.

You’re now chatting with a new stranger. say hi!

You: Beanz meanz?

Stranger: YOU ARE IN A DARK ROOM

Stranger: COMMAND?

You: .take our beretta

You: Log in to see images!

You: out*

You: BOOM!

You: male reproductive organSHOT!

Stranger: YOU DO NOT HAVE BERETTA

You: was i eated by a grue yet?

You: open cupboard

Stranger: holy ****

Stranger: how old are you?

You: a/s/l?

You: i said open cupboard

You: nao waht happen?

Stranger: IN THE CUPBOARD IS A LANTERN

You: Forumwarz.com

You: ok

You: .take out dildo

You: .use dildo

Stranger: YOU DO NOT HAVE DILDO

You: oh **** what did i put up my bum then!??!

Stranger: YOU CHECK YOUR bum. IT CONTAINS 1 FLASHLIGHT

You: Fleshlight*

Stranger: COMMAND/

Stranger: /

Stranger: ?

You: /pick up walnut

Stranger: YOU TAKE WALNUT

You: /sup walnut?

Stranger: WALNUT SAYS NOTHIN MUCH, JUST CHILLIN

Stranger: WALNUT SAYS PUT ME DOWN

You: /eat walnu

You: t

Stranger: YOU EAT THE WALNUT. IT WAS POISONED. YOU ARE NOW POISONED.

You: /it was on the news this mroing

You: /a woman in ar who killed ther 3 kids

You: /they are bringing the 3 babby back to new york

You: /to lady to rest

You: /my pary are with the father

You: /who lost his chrilden

You: /i am truly sorry for your lots

Stranger: YOU HAVE DIED OF WALNUT POISONING.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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WoweeZowee

Avatar: Old Man and Crying Baby
12

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: fine upstanding member of society

You: fine upstanding member of society

You: chicken

You: dinner

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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MalditeLoki

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard
3

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: are you black?

Stranger: yeah

You: are you gay?

Stranger: are you going to make fun of my race?

Stranger: no

You: no, i respect black people

Stranger: well for you i will be

Stranger: nice

Stranger: about time someone on the internet respected blacks

You: it sucks what they did to black people back in time

Stranger: yeah

You: also respect them because their huge male reproductive organs.

Stranger: thats a stereotype

Stranger: mine is 4.5 inches

You: LOL YOU HAVE A SMALL male reproductive organ

Stranger: yeah i know

Stranger: but white ****es love that ****

You: doesnt matter

You: yeah, white ****es are lame…

Stranger: i agree

You: so, you love being a black guy who **** white ****es?

Stranger: yeah you mad?

You: no, i don’t care

Stranger: oh

You: I’m a white chick myself

You: wanna see a pic?

Stranger: idc

You: hmm..

You: forget it then

Stranger: ok thats a good plan

You: so you like hip hop?

Stranger: no

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

doktor_cake

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking
13

Level 45 Emo Kid

“Tearleader”

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello there

Stranger: GO PIKACHU

Stranger: USE THUNDERBOLT

You: do you liek mudkipz?

Stranger: oh **** are you from /b/

You: not really

Stranger: good to hear

You: I’m not a /b/tard

Stranger: so

You: I just know the memes

You: what’s up?

Stranger: would you like to comment on the current situation in north korea

You: it could be really bad

Stranger: you have no ****ing idea dude

Stranger: i lived there for 4 years

You: really?

Stranger: yeah anal raped by secret police everyday for 1 yeaer

You: ooookay…

You: are you from FWZ?

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RebirthThom

Avatar: 18189 Sat Dec 20 10:58:29 -0500 2008
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[70 Character Story-
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Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi! where are u from

You: Guess

Stranger: europe

You: WRONG

You: Bye.

You have disconnected.

JacktheStrip-
per

Avatar: 89701 Thu Jan 29 03:42:48 -0500 2009
14

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: fabulous personmale reproductive organsucker

Stranger: such language young lady

Stranger: principals office nao

You: Log in to see images!

You: ohh, ive been bad

You: wanna see a pic of me?

Stranger: noooo

Stranger: besides its not u

You: i’m a fine lady

You: i promise

Stranger: raises eyebrow in suspicion

You: http://www.popularpages.net/pics/pretty-girl_4_3756_si.jpg

You: lol

Stranger: mom?

You: son?

Stranger: oh ive misses u

You: BAWWWWW

You: I missed you son!

Stranger: where the hell have u been

You: ya know

You: whoring myself for crack

You: the usual

Stranger: oh having fun

Stranger: ?

You: pretty much

You: i ****ed your dad again

Stranger: i wrote to u form jail but not responce

Stranger: dads been dead for years

You: lol yeah

You: i had to dig up his body

You: it was messy

Stranger: the whole thing?

You: but he had that loong hard femur i loved to hump.

Stranger: that wasnt his, ive been keeping him in my medicine cabinet

Stranger: next to the tylenol

You: lol, i ****ed another guy i guess

Stranger: sluuut

You: was too drunk at the moment

Stranger: how could u

You: son

Stranger: mom

You: you already knew i’m a cheap whore

You: remember that time you sold me to your friends?

You: good times

Stranger: oh, yeah, u were smoking crack when u had me, i dont think so ggood

Stranger: now they all have aids

You: well yeah, you were always kind of very special

Stranger: and a arthritis

You: but you managed to become a fine drug dealer so it’s alright.

Stranger: not really i was in jail, remember?

You: well, everybody makes mistakes now and then

Stranger: im having a seance at my house to bring dad back to life wanna come?

You: sure

You: i’ll bring the beers, the whores and the pot

Stranger: it’ll be like old times when we worshiped the pegan god avisu

You: your dad loved the ****es so much

You: too bad they gave him aids

Stranger: good old dad

You: :’’’‘(

Stranger: oh yeah

Stranger: lemon(aids) ahahaha

Stranger: ...with poison

Stranger: killed him dead

Stranger: in his bed

Stranger: in a shed

You: well he was a ****tard anyway

You: he ****ed good though

Stranger: well nice talking to ya ma, kiss my bum

Stranger: and i love u

You: see ya later son

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doktor_cake

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Level 45 Emo Kid

“Tearleader”

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You: hi to you

Stranger: What’s gunna happen 21st December, 2012?

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hello

Stranger: wanna slurp my slurpee male reproductive organ?

You: I’d love to!

Stranger: oh ya

Stranger: just like that

Stranger: oh yea

Stranger: ARARARARARH

Stranger: that was me great timesming

You: it ws good for me too

You: delicious

Stranger: whatever

Stranger: fabulous person

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