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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Whenever I say ‘FORUMWARZ’ people disconnect. Stranger: why You: I have no idea. You: I was going to ask you why. Stranger: o noez Stranger: fourmwars runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn You: ???? Stranger: im outta here you better hurry before it gets you You: Wait what? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Why did they run away, Evil Trout? Is this your fault? woman's genitalss look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors. |
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Posted On: 04/02/2009 2:44AM | View The Ferv's Profile | # | ||||||
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damn you I was gonna post this thread but forgot about it Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 04/02/2009 2:54AM | View Bigandtasty's Profile | # | ||||||
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I’m the goddamn Batman. Stranger: WOO, well WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? you should be saving gotham! You: **** Gotham. Stranger: yeah, well…i guess there’s always superman to save the day Stranger: SO Stranger: hello Log in to see images! You: Superman is a woman's genitals. I totally ****ed Lois Lane. You: Also, hello. Your conversational partner has disconnected. ———————————————————————————————————- I had a great one with someone trying to role-play a dinosaur, but I didn’t save it. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 04/02/2009 3:25AM | View OrsonScottCard's Profile | # | ||||||
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Out-trolling a troll: ——————————————————————————— Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Lets kill a dog! You: Let’s kill a small child! Stranger: Lets kill a panda! You: Let’s kill the ozone layer! Stranger: haha we already did that Log in to see images! You: Damn. Forgot to check that off my list. Stranger: Oh well, global warming is fake though. You: Yep. Saw Day After Tomorrow. I know the real deal now. You: ****ing wolves in NYC. Stranger: Lets kill a wolf! You: Sounds good. You: I’ll wear his head as a hat. Stranger: Thats pretty awesome. You: Yep. I drove through Arizona wearing a little girl’s head as a hat once. You: Human flesh starts to really smell bad after a few days in the heat. Stranger: Sounds interesting, but isn’t Arizona a bit warm for girl’s headwear? You: The head was a bit much. I replaced it with her legs, which was much better. Stranger: Nice. You: A hat and a snack! Stranger: Thats just wrong… You: No, seriously, with a little barbeque sauce it’s quite good. You: Natural juices and all that. Stranger: No… Just no… Stranger: Why have I no Disconnected… You: Come on, don’t tell me you’ve never driven past a preschool and licked your lips a little. Stranger: Pretty sure I haven’t You: You’re missing out, man. Everything tastes better fresh. Stranger: Pretty sure beef tastes better than human. You: No way. People are the OTHER other white meat. You: Girls taste 95% like chicken, and 5% like tuna. Stranger: Nice to know, what about men? You: Wouldn’t know about that one, but I’m sure you’re real interested now, fabulous person. Stranger: okay You: I’m sure men taste 100% like male reproductive organ. Me, I’ll stick to little girls. You: Literally. I use glue, helps me catch ‘em easier. Stranger: You should talk to the police about this. You: I tried once, but they refused to let me use their car. Stranger: Hmm I wonder why… You: No idea, really. The guy seemed really keen in getting me in the back seat, but wouldn’t let me drive. Stranger: Did you kill him? You: Nah, just gave him a cut of my last girl. Left thigh, I think. Stranger: And he accepted it? You: Hell, he had most of it eaten before I even drove off. Bet he had one hell of a stomach ache. Stranger: I bet he did. You: I always favor the center cuts myself. If I have to pbum a few of the flanks off for the locals, so be it. Stranger: The thing is that human takes so long to produce Stranger: There is no easy way to farm it You: But there’s so many of them already. You: See, for me it’s an easy deal. I just hang out by the fence and grab girls before the Border Patrol gets there. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 04/02/2009 4:31AM | View OrsonScottCard's Profile | # | ||||||
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Posted On: 04/02/2009 11:40AM | View Inertia's Profile | # | ||||||
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The Ferv Posted:
halp et fix this ssoon thx
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Posted On: 04/02/2009 11:47AM | View EmSee Hambanner's Profile | # | ||||||
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Posted On: 04/03/2009 9:49AM | View Somebody's Profile | # | ||||||
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OrsonScottCard Posted:
Eating wolves!? YOU MONSTER!
(But srsly, damn good troll man.) Look, shock images! I’m edgy! Please remember me.
Log in to see images! http://i43.tinypic.com/oibvrr.jpg
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Posted On: 04/03/2009 9:58AM | View Shii's Profile | # | ||||||
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Great thread. Trolls, enter this contest! Log in to see images!
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Posted On: 04/03/2009 6:38PM | View Jalapeno Bootyho...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Hey, how’s it going? Stranger: not bad Stranger: ssup wid u You: My throbbing male reproductive organ. Stranger: shove that up ur bum You: Mmmm I’d rather shove it up yours baby. You: Nice and hard. Stranger: ur funny Stranger: lol You: Like generichaxor’s contests, all wet and gooshy. Stranger: hahaha Stranger: ur a bot Stranger: a porn bot You: Just call me bingebot, baby. Stranger: ok.. a lame bot You: I’ll show you how lame I can be – when you’re moaning in pleasure as my male reproductive organ slides up your intestines into your throat, all coated with **** and mucus. You: God that’s hot. Stranger: hahahaha.. Stranger: **** u..and have a nice day Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Why’d he leave? We were just getting started…I still had the hot pokers and the pineapple waiting for him. Log in to see images!
Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HI You: HI THAR Stranger: LOLZ You: YOURE DOIN IT WRONG You: LULZ You: ... You: fine upstanding member of society Stranger: omfg Stranger: SHUT UP Stranger: me no fine upstanding member of society You: YOU SHUT UP You: ...fabulous personHUMPING male reproductive organBISHOP Stranger: Blaaaa You: STOP SUCKING ON ET’S male reproductive organ FOR TWO SECONDS AND ****ING LISTEN YOU fine upstanding member of society Stranger: LosA You: GODDAMMIT You: OR IS IT TOO HARD WITH THAT FLACCID TRASH SHOVED HALFWAY DOWN YOUR THROAT Stranger: STOP SWEARING OR YOUR MOMMA WILL HEAR IT You: WHAT. You: I SKULL****ED MY MOMMA TO DEATH LAST NIGHT, **** Stranger: wow that’s impressive…. You: JUST LIKE IMMA DO TO YOUR CUTE WIDDLE PUPPY TONIGHT You: OH YEAH You: AND SHE WAS 400 POUNDS OVERWEIGHT TOO Stranger: dont have a puppy Stranger: to bad You: YOU WILL WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU You: A **** PUPPY Stranger: i can **** my own name You: FROM ALL THE **** MY male reproductive organ WILL ACgreat timesULATE POUNDING THROUGH YOUR INTESTINES You: AND THEN SHOVING OUT YOUR MOUTH You: male reproductive organVOMIT IS SEXY Stranger: nou en You: DONT YOU AGREE Stranger: ****TINGSEX IS 2 You: OH GOD YES You: LIKE 1PRIEST1NUN You: THAT WAS HOT Stranger: THAT WAS ****ING HOT You: YOUR MOM AND I WERE TOTALLY IN ON THAT ACTION LAST NIGHT You: EVEN THOUGH SHES DEAD You: THAT WAS OKAY, I LIKE EM COLD Stranger: NICE You: I KNOW You: HER BOOTYHOLE WAS FUKKEN HOT You: LIKE A FUKKEN DANCIN JALAPENO MAN Stranger: THATS BECAUSE YOU’RE A 14 YEAR OLD BOY WHO IS SECRETLY IS STAYING UP AFTER 1 AM You: THAT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER Stranger: CRY BABY You: NOBODY SUSPECTS THE 14 YEAR OLD BOYS. You: ****ES Stranger: TRUE Stranger: LIKE YOUR STYLE You: THEY ALL BLAME IT ON MAH DADDY You: THAT fabulous person TAKES ALL THE BLAME You: AND THEN TAKES MY male reproductive organ AT NIGHT You: EVEN THOUGH HES DEAD TOO You: ****. Stranger: OFCOURSE Stranger: HO You: THATS RIGHT. **** ALL SLEEPIN WITH MY MOMMA You: **** DONT GOT NO RIGHT TO MY MOMMA. THbum MY TERRITORRY You: THAT fabulous person fine upstanding member of society Stranger: TRUE, EVERYONE SLEEPS WITH YOUR MOMMA You: DAMN STRAIGHT. You: I CHOPPED HER UP INTO ENOUGH PIECES FOR EVERYONE TO HAVE A BITE You: SAVED THE BOOTYHOLE FOR ME THOUGH Stranger: THATS WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE You: YEAH PRETTY SMART I KNOW You: THbum JUST HOW I ROLL DAWG Stranger: YOU LIKE WEED You: ONLY IF ITS CUT WITH LITTLE GIRL BLOOD TEARS AND woman's genitals JUICE Stranger: AND POO FROM YOUR DEAD GRANNY You: THAT ****S THE BEST MAN You: NICE AND AGED YO Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: u just lost the game! You: **** YOU BITHC;SDLAFHLERK CT POAJILAXY PCO8TYAE[OIADCN P54UY DONT ****ING TELL ME THINGS WHORE You: **** Stranger: ^^ You: fine upstanding member of society You: JEW You: fabulous person Stranger: ayeee You: .... You: Sorry You: It’s the steroids. Stranger: its okay You: Roid rage, y’know. Stranger: oh lucky i have none Stranger: lol You: Yeah. You: Pretty lucky, there. Stranger: :/ You: I get mine from this awesome dude. Stranger: ooh want some ^_^ You: He’s totally the ****. You: I can hook you up man Stranger: whats ur name? You: You can call me Shallow Esophagus. Stranger: wow Stranger: cool You: You should go to www.forumwarz.com Stranger: boy? You: Very much so. Stranger: age? You: Old enough to skull**** you until your eyes bleed, baby. Stranger: COOL! You: I KNOW RITE Stranger: did u know i have a new knife? You: YES Stranger: im like whoa this is fittt Stranger: i cut my trousers with it Stranger: its yellow and very sharp You: I WAS BUSY SHOVING IT UP YOUR bum LAST NIGHT IT WAS SO SEXY I JIZZED MYSELF OH **** SORRY STEROIDS You: Anyway. You: As I was saying. Stranger: haha You: Log in to www.forumwarz.com DONT TELL ANYONE THIS WEBSITE ITS A SEKRIT Stranger: whys? You: Its a sekrit. Stranger: why tho? You: I will give you further instructions from there, especially once you send something known as a “TUBMAIL” to the one known as “JALAPENO BOOTYHOLE”. You: This will make you ****TONS OF CASH BRO Stranger: oh, erm if its so secret why is it on google? You: Enough to FILL YOUR FUKKEN SWIMMING POOL WITH MY SWEET SWEET GYM CANDY You: AND GOOGLE IS THE ENEMY DONT TRUST THEM ITS ALL LIES Stranger: ah Stranger: take less drugs mate, theyre messing with ur minddddd You: Sentrillion is the place to go. You: Google will fuccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk you up. Stranger: like u r? You: DRUGS AWEO{eiTH;krblakjbfl;kGBLJhg;sdjfghk;BFLJHGB;KKKKKGJVADIO;UBGEV;KBPFGV You: AWSEOME You: GODDAMIT You: **** You: fine upstanding member of society You: HOS Stranger: nice You: GODDAMMIT woman's genitalsLICKING fine upstanding member of society ****ING fabulous person HUMPING male reproductive organSUCKING bumREAMING male reproductive organBISHOPAL;SDJFHA;KJHF;IUDB You: ]........ You: ... You: ..... You: Okay better now. Stranger: whoa Stranger: nice one You: Seriously though. Stranger: lol Stranger: ahahaha You: You should do my TOP SEKRIT MISSION Stranger: okay? You: AWESOME. You: I WILL SEE YOU THERE. Stranger: okis…. You have disconnected. The Ferv edited this message on 04/03/2009 7:16PMwoman's genitalss look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors. |
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Posted On: 04/03/2009 6:41PM | View The Ferv's Profile | # | ||||||
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wow this person I got didn’t want to give up! Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: bills suck Stranger: hello You: yeah they are good for shredding Stranger: yes they are You: where r u from? Stranger: i hate paying rent and bills Stranger: Ca Stranger: u? You: I'm from forumwarz You: know it? Stranger: no You: it's a webgame You: lots of sex Stranger: oh You: u like sex? Stranger: kinda boring and weird Stranger: yes real sex You: I like monkey sex Stranger: not the fake cyber **** You: no I mean with real monkeys, not cyber monkeys Stranger: monkeys throw poop at each other Stranger: nah You: I give them eminas first Stranger: thats always sanitary You: yeah, you're right, sanitation is important when having sex with monkeys You: and wetnaps Stranger: true Stranger: animals should be clean You: right You: like howie mandell Stranger: i cant stand him You: or monk from that tv show Stranger: him too You: what do you like? Stranger: neither are funny Stranger: icream and beer Stranger: ice cream You: that doesn't sound too good mixed together Stranger: it isnt, tryed it once You: what flavor ice cream do you like to mix with beer? Stranger: valinna Stranger: vanilla Stranger: apperenty cant type today You: so it's like a beer float huh You: without the root Stranger: yup Stranger: pretty groos, but had to do it for a bet You: how much did you get? Stranger: $30 You: I woulda tried it Stranger: well, I used to be a broke student, any extra cash helps You: now what are you? Stranger: just broke You: so you can't help me get a new monkey? I used mine up Stranger: i know this guy Stranger: who knows a guy You: he's got the monkey hook up? Stranger: yeah You: sweet You: how do I contact him? You: I heard ca monkeys are awesome Stranger: walk out to the street and sceam Arturo, he will come Stranger: they are You: but I'm pretty far from ca, I don't think he'd hear me Stranger: oh he will You: he must have like superman ears Stranger: no, he live near you You: I could pretend you are a monkey Stranger: no thanks, i like my bum hole unviolated You: u sure? Stranger: yeah You: I could probably find someone to pay you $30 Stranger: 'nahh You: you might like it, how many times have you tried it? Stranger: never many times is enough Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Posted On: 04/03/2009 7:35PM | View Wylin's Profile | # | ||||||
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You: how big are your titz? Your conversational partner has disconnected. get ****in raped |
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Posted On: 04/04/2009 2:57AM | mammary glandsomnomnom | # | ||||||
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This one is near epic funny.
Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: yo You: wanna buy a used vibrator? You: it’s still p new? Stranger: sure. does it smell like woman's genitals? You: no, it smells like my bum. Stranger: greit Stranger: male`? You: yep. Stranger: so, u put inne pooper? You: of course! Stranger: doe it hurt? You: do you know how much pleasure you get with anal? Stranger: no You: prostate stimulation is amazing! Stranger: u use lubricans? You: better then BJ’s! You: and yes, get lube. You: lots of it. Stranger: u are gay right? You: no duh. Stranger: u see like it You: very much You: wanna cyber? Stranger: u suck male reproductive organs? You: anything you want. Stranger: are u a pooolboy? You: sure, baby Stranger: u have a size of a anaconda? You: i’m bending over to get those stray leaves… You: my male reproductive organ is nearly bulging out my shorts Stranger: My name is Ben Dover You: oh, i’d love to You: oh, that’s your name! You: sorry Stranger: i get it a lot You: so am i just gonna stand here, or ar you gonna put that man meat up my bum? Stranger: oh yeah, yo know it Stranger: i’m walking over to you… Stranger: i’m right behind you… You: and then i turn around & neuter you with garden shears!!! You: lol win for me!! You have disconnected. Log in to see images!
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Posted On: 04/04/2009 3:10AM | View AntiRules187's Profile | # | ||||||
Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Log in to see images! You: :zakheadset: Stranger: you’re doing it wrong Stranger: Your conversational partner has disconnected. One moment please, transferring chat to another stranger. Please wait. You’re now chatting with a new stranger. say hi! You: Beanz meanz? Stranger: YOU ARE IN A DARK ROOM Stranger: COMMAND? You: .take our beretta You: Log in to see images! You: out* You: BOOM!
You: male reproductive organSHOT! Stranger: YOU DO NOT HAVE BERETTA You: was i eated by a grue yet? You: open cupboard Stranger: holy **** Stranger: how old are you? You: a/s/l? You: i said open cupboard You: nao waht happen? Stranger: IN THE CUPBOARD IS A LANTERN You: Forumwarz.com You: ok You: .take out dildo You: .use dildo Stranger: YOU DO NOT HAVE DILDO You: oh **** what did i put up my bum then!??! Stranger: YOU CHECK YOUR bum. IT CONTAINS 1 FLASHLIGHT You: Fleshlight* Stranger: COMMAND/ Stranger: / Stranger: ? You: /pick up walnut Stranger: YOU TAKE WALNUT You: /sup walnut? Stranger: WALNUT SAYS NOTHIN MUCH, JUST CHILLIN Stranger: WALNUT SAYS PUT ME DOWN You: /eat walnu You: t Stranger: YOU EAT THE WALNUT. IT WAS POISONED. YOU ARE NOW POISONED. You: /it was on the news this mroing You: /a woman in ar who killed ther 3 kids You: /they are bringing the 3 babby back to new york You: /to lady to rest You: /my pary are with the father You: /who lost his chrilden You: /i am truly sorry for your lots Stranger: YOU HAVE DIED OF WALNUT POISONING. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Log in to see images!
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Posted On: 04/04/2009 3:48AM | View Ardent's Profile | # | ||||||
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: fine upstanding member of society You: fine upstanding member of society You: chicken You: dinner Your conversational partner has disconnected. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 04/04/2009 3:57AM | View WoweeZowee's Profile | # | ||||||
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: are you black? Stranger: yeah You: are you gay? Stranger: are you going to make fun of my race? Stranger: no You: no, i respect black people Stranger: well for you i will be Stranger: nice Stranger: about time someone on the internet respected blacks You: it sucks what they did to black people back in time Stranger: yeah You: also respect them because their huge male reproductive organs. Stranger: thats a stereotype Stranger: mine is 4.5 inches You: LOL YOU HAVE A SMALL male reproductive organ Stranger: yeah i know Stranger: but white ****es love that **** You: doesnt matter You: yeah, white ****es are lame… Stranger: i agree You: so, you love being a black guy who **** white ****es? Stranger: yeah you mad? You: no, i don’t care Stranger: oh You: I’m a white chick myself You: wanna see a pic? Stranger: idc You: hmm.. You: forget it then Stranger: ok thats a good plan You: so you like hip hop? Stranger: no Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Posted On: 04/04/2009 4:24AM | View MalditeLoki's Profile | # | ||||||
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello there Stranger: GO PIKACHU Stranger: USE THUNDERBOLT You: do you liek mudkipz? Stranger: oh **** are you from /b/ You: not really Stranger: good to hear You: I’m not a /b/tard Stranger: so You: I just know the memes You: what’s up? Stranger: would you like to comment on the current situation in north korea You: it could be really bad Stranger: you have no ****ing idea dude Stranger: i lived there for 4 years You: really? Stranger: yeah anal raped by secret police everyday for 1 yeaer You: ooookay… You: are you from FWZ? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Posted On: 04/04/2009 6:11AM | View doktor_cake's Profile | # | ||||||
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi! where are u from You: Guess Stranger: europe You: WRONG You: Bye. You have disconnected. |
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Posted On: 04/04/2009 6:12AM | View RebirthThom's Profile | # | ||||||
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: fabulous personmale reproductive organsucker Stranger: such language young lady Stranger: principals office nao You: Log in to see images! You: ohh, ive been bad You: wanna see a pic of me? Stranger: noooo Stranger: besides its not u You: i’m a fine lady You: i promise Stranger: raises eyebrow in suspicion You: http://www.popularpages.net/pics/pretty-girl_4_3756_si.jpg You: lol Stranger: mom? You: son? Stranger: oh ive misses u You: BAWWWWW You: I missed you son! Stranger: where the hell have u been You: ya know You: whoring myself for crack You: the usual Stranger: oh having fun Stranger: ? You: pretty much You: i ****ed your dad again Stranger: i wrote to u form jail but not responce Stranger: dads been dead for years You: lol yeah You: i had to dig up his body You: it was messy Stranger: the whole thing? You: but he had that loong hard femur i loved to hump. Stranger: that wasnt his, ive been keeping him in my medicine cabinet Stranger: next to the tylenol You: lol, i ****ed another guy i guess Stranger: sluuut You: was too drunk at the moment Stranger: how could u You: son Stranger: mom You: you already knew i’m a cheap whore You: remember that time you sold me to your friends? You: good times Stranger: oh, yeah, u were smoking crack when u had me, i dont think so ggood Stranger: now they all have aids You: well yeah, you were always kind of very special Stranger: and a arthritis You: but you managed to become a fine drug dealer so it’s alright. Stranger: not really i was in jail, remember? You: well, everybody makes mistakes now and then Stranger: im having a seance at my house to bring dad back to life wanna come? You: sure You: i’ll bring the beers, the whores and the pot Stranger: it’ll be like old times when we worshiped the pegan god avisu You: your dad loved the ****es so much You: too bad they gave him aids Stranger: good old dad You: :’’’‘( Stranger: oh yeah Stranger: lemon(aids) ahahaha Stranger: ...with poison Stranger: killed him dead Stranger: in his bed Stranger: in a shed You: well he was a ****tard anyway You: he ****ed good though Stranger: well nice talking to ya ma, kiss my bum Stranger: and i love u You: see ya later son Your conversational partner has disconnected One day, people will look back and say I gave life to the 70’s |
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Posted On: 04/04/2009 6:14AM | View JacktheStripper's Profile | # | ||||||
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi to you Stranger: What’s gunna happen 21st December, 2012? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hello Stranger: wanna slurp my slurpee male reproductive organ? You: I’d love to! Stranger: oh ya Stranger: just like that Stranger: oh yea Stranger: ARARARARARH Stranger: that was me great timesming You: it ws good for me too You: delicious Stranger: whatever Stranger: fabulous person Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Posted On: 04/04/2009 6:29AM | View doktor_cake's Profile | # | ||||||