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You: fabulous personmale reproductive organsucker

Stranger: such language young lady

Stranger: principals office nao

You: Log in to see images!

You: ohh, ive been bad

You: wanna see a pic of me?

Stranger: noooo

Stranger: besides its not u

You: i’m a fine lady

You: i promise

Stranger: raises eyebrow in suspicion

You: http://www.popularpages.net/pics/pretty-girl_4_3756_si.jpg

You: lol

Stranger: mom?

You: son?

Stranger: oh ive misses u

You: BAWWWWW

You: I missed you son!

Stranger: where the hell have u been

You: ya know

You: whoring myself for crack

You: the usual

Stranger: oh having fun

Stranger: ?

You: pretty much

You: i ****ed your dad again

Stranger: i wrote to u form jail but not responce

Stranger: dads been dead for years

You: lol yeah

You: i had to dig up his body

You: it was messy

Stranger: the whole thing?

You: but he had that loong hard femur i loved to hump.

Stranger: that wasnt his, ive been keeping him in my medicine cabinet

Stranger: next to the tylenol

You: lol, i ****ed another guy i guess

Stranger: sluuut

You: was too drunk at the moment

Stranger: how could u

You: son

Stranger: mom

You: you already knew i’m a cheap whore

You: remember that time you sold me to your friends?

You: good times

Stranger: oh, yeah, u were smoking crack when u had me, i dont think so ggood

Stranger: now they all have aids

You: well yeah, you were always kind of very special

Stranger: and a arthritis

You: but you managed to become a fine drug dealer so it’s alright.

Stranger: not really i was in jail, remember?

You: well, everybody makes mistakes now and then

Stranger: im having a seance at my house to bring dad back to life wanna come?

You: sure

You: i’ll bring the beers, the whores and the pot

Stranger: it’ll be like old times when we worshiped the pegan god avisu

You: your dad loved the ****es so much

You: too bad they gave him aids

Stranger: good old dad

You: :’’’‘(

Stranger: oh yeah

Stranger: lemon(aids) ahahaha

Stranger: ...with poison

Stranger: killed him dead

Stranger: in his bed

Stranger: in a shed

You: well he was a ****tard anyway

You: he ****ed good though

Stranger: well nice talking to ya ma, kiss my bum

Stranger: and i love u

You: see ya later son

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