OrsonScottCard [Forumwarz Speakeasy]

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P - E - D - O - S - E - X - U - A - L - !

Information

Location:

Port 6667

Interests:

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Occupation:

Professional pwn3r, amateur hax0r

OrsonScottCard loves the following website(s):

  • goatse.cx
  • (Other) a.k.a my forum is so cool it's not even listed.
Vitals
Class: Hacker
Level: 69
Cred: 950000000
Buildr Score: 22
Job Points: 1724
Voting Status: Brown Nose

Flamebate Statistics (View all of OrsonScottCard's posts)
Posts made: 2343
Threads started: 86

Forumwarz Domination (what's domination?)
Current Team: No mention of penis at all
This Season's Medals: 7
Total Medals: 24

Image Votes: 10
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OrsonScottCard's Stall
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bobzillamonkeybu... wrote this on 06/04/2010 8:49PM:

Hey bro-ham can i”borrow” some bp?

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Beta Romeo wrote this on 06/02/2010 7:50PM:

Log in to see images!

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Crazy_Smurf wrote this on 06/02/2010 6:26PM:

gong goes the symphony, worn is the crowned family jewels, but the leather holster is pretty new.

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donbee wrote this on 03/29/2010 10:21PM:

Thanks! I got a free avatar change with Episode 2 and just decided to use a Freakazoid GIF I had lying around. Glad to know people like it Log in to see images!

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donbee wrote this on 03/25/2010 8:36PM:

Thanks for the BP, Orson!

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Raffle Ticket wrote this on 03/21/2010 12:09AM:

you’re the best Log in to see images!

E-Peen™
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"The Miracle"

This player pwned 96 different forums in a row.

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A Spoonful of Sugar

This player pwned 48 different forums in a row.

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Alcohol Kills, Take LSD

This player pwned 68 different forums in a row.

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Around the World, Around the World

This player pwned 80 different forums in a row.

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Auntiepathy

This player put up with Great Aunt Geraldine for a full month.

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Best Player Ever

Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.

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Big Day

This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.

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Big Fat Meanie-Head-Face-Pants

This player had an especially mean disposition. Apparently, this Player also wears especially fat face-pants.

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Calling God Names

This player pwned 72 different forums in a row.

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Chai

This player earned 18 job points.

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Collaborator

This player has made significant contributions to Spoilerpedia, the Forumwarz wiki.

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Cool Threads, Man

This player successfully contributed the most thread titles to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

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D20

This player pwned 20 different forums in a row.

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Design Guyz!

This player successfully contributed a design to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

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Double Ds

This player pwned 44 different forums in a row.

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E-Pint(tm)

This player celebrated Dick Hyman’s birthday.

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Easy Rider

This player pwned 88 different forums in a row.

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Fiend of Forumwarz: Uranium

This player pwned 92 different forums in a row.

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Flaming Black Operative

This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.

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FOAR!

This player earned 4 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Forumbuildr ALPHA

This player successfully contributed the most to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

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FOUL BALL!!!!

This player thoroughly pwned The Sovereign Knights of Mongolia.

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Friend of Forumwarz: Gold

This player is a Gold level Friend of Forumwarz™.

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Friend of Forumwarz: Platinum

This player is a Platinum level Friend of Forumwarz™.

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Future Sentrillion Employee

This player obtained 1,000 IP addresses.

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Gifted

This player took all of HugMastaDoug’s shit and still pwned his ass. (E-Peen™ designed by Aldo_Anything.)

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Grass on the Field

This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.

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Hack the Planet

This player made The Sect of the Late Yak fall down and hurt itself.

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High in Dietary Fiber

This player topped the Hall of Shit Votes leaderboard.

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Hurf Durf!

This player did something really stupid. (E-Peen™ designed by Afterthotz.)

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I'm Gay!

Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

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Internet Attorney's E-Peen

This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!

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Late Yak Sectarian

This player became a member of The Sect of the Late Yak.

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Legal in Luxembourg

This player earned 16 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Life Begins

This player pwned 40 different forums in a row.

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Master of Inanity

This player successfully contributed the most typical posts to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

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Medal Winner

This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.

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Mexico Calling

This player pwned 52 different forums in a row.

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My Ass Got Infected, Coach

This player pwned 32 different forums in a row.

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Nudge Nudge

This player had their image chosen in itembuildr.

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Octopussy

This player earned 8 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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One Angry Man

This player earned 12 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Patent Pending

This player had their item idea chosen in itembuildr.

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Pythons Run Wild on You

This player earned 24 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Ranks & Files

This player pwned 64 different forums in a row.

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Rows and Rows of the Finest Virtuosos

This player pwned 76 different forums in a row.

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Sex 'n Dirt

This player pwned 84 different forums in a row.

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Sexagenarian

This player pwned 60 different forums in a row.

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Smart Aleck

This player successfully contributed the most angry replies to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

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Spider-Man

This player assembled 25 .moar files.

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Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!

This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail.

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Super 8

This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.

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Super-Chai

This player earned 180 job points.

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Sweet Sixteen

This player pwned 16 different forums in a row.

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The Big Give

This player successfully ran a legitimate contest for Brownie Points.

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The Boiling Point

This player pwned 100 different forums in a row.

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The Color Orange

This Player bought a lifetime subscription of Forumwarz Orange™. (E-Peen™ designed by Aldo_Anything.)

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The Grind

This player has visited over 100 forums.

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The Level Cap

This player got all the way up to Level 69. Hey, snazzy hat.

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The Outpost of Tyranny

This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.

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The Picture of Innocence

This player completed Episode 3 with a lawful/good alignment.

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The Red Tide

This player pwned 28 different forums in a row.

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Thesaurus Rex

This player was willing to waste several hours poring over various reference sources just to make forumbuildr suck a bit less.

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Thursday Night Lights Out

This player pwned Battlethreadz Lamebait during Supremacy’s endgame.

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Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue

This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.

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Veado

This player pwned 24 different forums in a row.

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Venti Mocha No Foam

This player earned 20 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Veterans of Forumwarz

This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.

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What the Fuck Was That?

This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.

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White People Love Lawyers

This player pwned 56 different forums in a row.

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With Friends Like These

This player successfully contributed the most enemies to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

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You Killed Superman!

This player pwned 36 different forums in a row.

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You're My Inspiration!

This player had their forum idea chosen for ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

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