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The Ferv

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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: Hey, how’s it going?

Stranger: not bad

Stranger: ssup wid u

You: My throbbing male reproductive organ.

Stranger: shove that up ur bum

You: Mmmm I’d rather shove it up yours baby.

You: Nice and hard.

Stranger: ur funny

Stranger: lol

You: Like generichaxor’s contests, all wet and gooshy.

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: ur a bot

Stranger: a porn bot

You: Just call me bingebot, baby.

Stranger: ok.. a lame bot

You: I’ll show you how lame I can be – when you’re moaning in pleasure as my male reproductive organ slides up your intestines into your throat, all coated with **** and mucus.

You: God that’s hot.

Stranger: hahahaha..

Stranger: **** u..and have a nice day

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Why’d he leave? We were just getting started…I still had the hot pokers and the pineapple waiting for him. Log in to see images!

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Stranger: HI

You: HI THAR

Stranger: LOLZ

You: YOURE DOIN IT WRONG

You: LULZ

You: ...

You: fine upstanding member of society

Stranger: omfg

Stranger: SHUT UP

Stranger: me no fine upstanding member of society

You: YOU SHUT UP

You: ...fabulous personHUMPING male reproductive organBISHOP

Stranger: Blaaaa

You: STOP SUCKING ON ET’S male reproductive organ FOR TWO SECONDS AND ****ING LISTEN YOU fine upstanding member of society

Stranger: LosA

You: GODDAMMIT

You: OR IS IT TOO HARD WITH THAT FLACCID TRASH SHOVED HALFWAY DOWN YOUR THROAT

Stranger: STOP SWEARING OR YOUR MOMMA WILL HEAR IT

You: WHAT.

You: I SKULL****ED MY MOMMA TO DEATH LAST NIGHT, ****

Stranger: wow that’s impressive….

You: JUST LIKE IMMA DO TO YOUR CUTE WIDDLE PUPPY TONIGHT

You: OH YEAH

You: AND SHE WAS 400 POUNDS OVERWEIGHT TOO

Stranger: dont have a puppy

Stranger: to bad

You: YOU WILL WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU

You: A **** PUPPY

Stranger: i can **** my own name

You: FROM ALL THE **** MY male reproductive organ WILL ACgreat timesULATE POUNDING THROUGH YOUR INTESTINES

You: AND THEN SHOVING OUT YOUR MOUTH

You: male reproductive organVOMIT IS SEXY

Stranger: nou en

You: DONT YOU AGREE

Stranger: ****TINGSEX IS 2

You: OH GOD YES

You: LIKE 1PRIEST1NUN

You: THAT WAS HOT

Stranger: THAT WAS ****ING HOT

You: YOUR MOM AND I WERE TOTALLY IN ON THAT ACTION LAST NIGHT

You: EVEN THOUGH SHES DEAD

You: THAT WAS OKAY, I LIKE EM COLD

Stranger: NICE

You: I KNOW

You: HER BOOTYHOLE WAS FUKKEN HOT

You: LIKE A FUKKEN DANCIN JALAPENO MAN

Stranger: THATS BECAUSE YOU’RE A 14 YEAR OLD BOY WHO IS SECRETLY IS STAYING UP AFTER 1 AM

You: THAT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER

Stranger: CRY BABY

You: NOBODY SUSPECTS THE 14 YEAR OLD BOYS.

You: ****ES

Stranger: TRUE

Stranger: LIKE YOUR STYLE

You: THEY ALL BLAME IT ON MAH DADDY

You: THAT fabulous person TAKES ALL THE BLAME

You: AND THEN TAKES MY male reproductive organ AT NIGHT

You: EVEN THOUGH HES DEAD TOO

You: ****.

Stranger: OFCOURSE

Stranger: HO

You: THATS RIGHT. **** ALL SLEEPIN WITH MY MOMMA

You: **** DONT GOT NO RIGHT TO MY MOMMA. THbum MY TERRITORRY

You: THAT fabulous person fine upstanding member of society

Stranger: TRUE, EVERYONE SLEEPS WITH YOUR MOMMA

You: DAMN STRAIGHT.

You: I CHOPPED HER UP INTO ENOUGH PIECES FOR EVERYONE TO HAVE A BITE

You: SAVED THE BOOTYHOLE FOR ME THOUGH

Stranger: THATS WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE

You: YEAH PRETTY SMART I KNOW

You: THbum JUST HOW I ROLL DAWG

Stranger: YOU LIKE WEED

You: ONLY IF ITS CUT WITH LITTLE GIRL BLOOD TEARS AND woman's genitals JUICE

Stranger: AND POO FROM YOUR DEAD GRANNY

You: THAT ****S THE BEST MAN

You: NICE AND AGED YO

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Stranger: u just lost the game!

You: **** YOU BITHC;SDLAFHLERK CT POAJILAXY PCO8TYAE[OIADCN P54UY DONT ****ING TELL ME THINGS WHORE

You: ****

Stranger: ^^

You: fine upstanding member of society

You: JEW

You: fabulous person

Stranger: ayeee

You: ....

You: Sorry

You: It’s the steroids.

Stranger: its okay

You: Roid rage, y’know.

Stranger: oh lucky i have none

Stranger: lol

You: Yeah.

You: Pretty lucky, there.

Stranger: :/

You: I get mine from this awesome dude.

Stranger: ooh want some ^_^

You: He’s totally the ****.

You: I can hook you up man

Stranger: whats ur name?

You: You can call me Shallow Esophagus.

Stranger: wow

Stranger: cool

You: You should go to www.forumwarz.com

Stranger: boy?

You: Very much so.

Stranger: age?

You: Old enough to skull**** you until your eyes bleed, baby.

Stranger: COOL!

You: I KNOW RITE

Stranger: did u know i have a new knife?

You: YES

Stranger: im like whoa this is fittt

Stranger: i cut my trousers with it

Stranger: its yellow and very sharp

You: I WAS BUSY SHOVING IT UP YOUR bum LAST NIGHT IT WAS SO SEXY I JIZZED MYSELF OH **** SORRY STEROIDS

You: Anyway.

You: As I was saying.

Stranger: haha

You: Log in to www.forumwarz.com DONT TELL ANYONE THIS WEBSITE ITS A SEKRIT

Stranger: whys?

You: Its a sekrit.

Stranger: why tho?

You: I will give you further instructions from there, especially once you send something known as a “TUBMAIL” to the one known as “JALAPENO BOOTYHOLE”.

You: This will make you ****TONS OF CASH BRO

Stranger: oh, erm if its so secret why is it on google?

You: Enough to FILL YOUR FUKKEN SWIMMING POOL WITH MY SWEET SWEET GYM CANDY

You: AND GOOGLE IS THE ENEMY DONT TRUST THEM ITS ALL LIES

Stranger: ah

Stranger: take less drugs mate, theyre messing with ur minddddd

You: Sentrillion is the place to go.

You: Google will fuccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk you up.

Stranger: like u r?

You: DRUGS AWEO{eiTH;krblakjbfl;kGBLJhg;sdjfghk;BFLJHGB;KKKKKGJVADIO;UBGEV;KBPFGV

You: AWSEOME

You: GODDAMIT

You: ****

You: fine upstanding member of society

You: HOS

Stranger: nice

You: GODDAMMIT woman's genitalsLICKING fine upstanding member of society ****ING fabulous person HUMPING male reproductive organSUCKING bumREAMING male reproductive organBISHOPAL;SDJFHA;KJHF;IUDB

You: ]........

You: ...

You: .....

You: Okay better now.

Stranger: whoa

Stranger: nice one

You: Seriously though.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: ahahaha

You: You should do my TOP SEKRIT MISSION

Stranger: okay?

You: AWESOME.

You: I WILL SEE YOU THERE.

Stranger: okis….

You have disconnected.

The Ferv edited this message on 04/03/2009 7:16PM

woman's genitalss look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors.

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