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THIS IS A ****ING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUN
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: 9 Stranger: i’m thinking of a number between 1 and 100 You: 8 You: 7 You: 6 You: 5 You: 4 You: 3 You: 2 You: 1 Stranger: guess ? You: 99 You: 98 You: 97 You: 96 You: 95 You: 94 You: 93 Stranger: oh god. You: 92 Stranger: are you a counter ? You: 91 Stranger: NO You: 90 Stranger: STOPPP You: 89 You: 88 You: 87 Stranger: STOOOOPPPPP You: 86 You: 85 You: 84 Stranger: IT;S 44 ! You: ok Stranger: wow. You: so You: hi stranger Stranger: DISCOneccted. Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2009 3:36AM |
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I just had kind of a confusing chat:
Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: When the object enters the timestream, time begins to correct itself. Let me use this example: Imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff. Say a direct copy of the ball nearest the cliff is sent to the back of the line of balls and takes the place of the first ball. The formerly first ball becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth falls off the cliff.
Time works the same way. You: hey, is this warren? Stranger: yes You: oh, hi warren Stranger: hello i am warren You: did you get the bumignment from clbum? You: I need to know what it was Stranger: yeah You: what is it? Stranger: the bumignment was to pick wildflowers its really gay Stranger: you gotta pick like 20 different kinds and dry them out Stranger: and bring them in You: really? Stranger: yup You: you’re lying Stranger: no You: what the heck? Stranger: how dare you accuse warren of such treachery Stranger: you are not warren’s friend You: how am I supposed to find wildflowers? You: it’s like 30 degrees outside? Stranger: they grow on the ground Stranger: well thats why its hard Stranger: better start walking south You: Mr. Williams is the worst biology teacher in the history of biology Stranger: pretty much. You: aha! Stranger: we’re planning to kill her tomorrow Stranger: want in? You: our teacher is named Mr. Jameson! and he’s a man! You: I don’t think you’re the real warren at all Stranger: dude how long have you been out Stranger: he had a sex change You: I only missed one day Stranger: well you know what they say You: If you’re the real warren, tell me where we first met Stranger: miss a day and men become women You: you can’t tell me where we first met because you are not the real warren You: liar! You: I’m leaving Stranger: we first met while under a beautiful weeping willow on the banks of the tigris river and we made out You: umm…it was the tiber You: how could you forget that? You: this is why I’m breaking up with you Stranger: well when you’re making out with strangers it is all a bit of a blur you know You: we went down there like 10 times afterward You: you’re such a doosh, warren Stranger: you cant really expect me to get tied down im a free spirit Stranger: you cant put a ring on this finger You: Are you high again, warren? You: you know I hate it when you smoke pot Stranger: pot is the only thing that takes the edge off You: the edge off of what? Stranger: you mean you really forgot? or are you just repressing it… Stranger: what we did on the banks of that river Stranger: such unspeakable things You: umm…we only made out Stranger: WE only made out but that poor drifter is never going to walk again Stranger: he probably died down there where we left him You: what the hell are you talking about? Stranger: wow… you’re cold You: I’m tired of your ****, warren You: I’m breaking up with you Stranger: fine You: and I hope I never talk to you again Stranger: i never liked you anyways Stranger: i was just after your sister You: what was wrong with me? You: wait, what? You: leave melissa alone! You: she’s 12! You: You’re really sick in the head Stranger: you have to get in early Stranger: before they learn to say no You: I know you’re just joking, so i’m gonna ignore that You: I really am dumping you You: and I’m going to tell all of the girls at school what a dooshbag you are Stranger: i dont need you You: have a nice life, warren Stranger: i dont need any of you You have disconnected. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2009 3:42AM |
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: hi You: i need some help here You: can you help me? Stranger: sure You: ok here’s the story Stranger: help you what Stranger: ok You: the fbi is looking for my male reproductive organ, i need somewhere to hide it You: do you have any place where i can put it? Stranger: put it in my bum You: good idea! Stranger: dont forget the lube tho You: no time for that Stranger: well.. i guess raw will do You: i can hear them comin Stranger: be gentle You: sure sure You: whatever Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: horny? Stranger: yes You: too bad, i’m not Stranger: damn Stranger: o well You: besides you’re ugly Stranger: peace fine upstanding member of society You: and fat Stranger: sos ur mom You: small male reproductive organ Stranger: and her woman's genitals Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2009 4:03AM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey You: HELLO GOOD SIR Stranger: whats up You: I AM FINE, HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE MORNING? Stranger: morning? its like half 8 at night You: 8 AT NIGHT? WHAT GODFORSAKEN LAND DO YOU HAIL FROM? Stranger: ireland Stranger: you? You: I AM FROM RUSSIA, BUT I LIVE IN AMERICA. I DO NOT KNOW ENGLISH BUT I HAVE AN ONLINE PROGRAM THAT TRANSLATE ME FOR Stranger: ohhh thats why your talkin like a freak You: ARE YOU PERCHANCE A PURVEYOR OF ONLINE GAMES? You: I FIND THEM FACINATING MYSELF Stranger: no You: IF YOU VISIT WWW.FORUMWARZ.COM YOU CAN HAVE RELATIONS WITH MANY WOMEN Stranger: wtf Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2009 3:26PM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi You: hi You: hi You: you are my best friend Stranger: yeah i am Stranger: you are my best friend You: that makes me so happy Stranger: lets have sex You: well that’s what best friends do Stranger: yes it is Stranger: als? You: ok I’m done You: that was good Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2009 3:34PM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey sexy You: This is Mike from Omegle Customer Support. We received recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP Address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the authorities.
We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures of them. The FBl have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide.
You may appeal your case in this chat session, which is being logged for archival purposes. Stranger: i’m just goofing off You: Goofing off or no, you were still atempting to solicit illicit picures of a minor Stranger: never asked for any pictures from anyone You: From previous complaints, this is not the case Stranger: i have recieved no pictures nore asked for anyone Stranger: your a troll Stranger: stop playing games, i’m just just trying to kill some time You: Considering how you started this conversation, I find this highly unlikely You: I suggest you take this seriously You: Your future is very much on the line Stranger: ok well what do i need to do to proove that i did nothing wrong You: Have you archived any chat sessions? Stranger: and how can i be sure you aren’t one of those morons playing a chris hanson game lol Stranger: no i have not as i am only killing time You: I have warned you once to take this seriously You: Killing time by atempting to obtain child pornography? Stranger: i have done no such thing You: From the sheer amoun of complaints the staff have recieved, this is not the case. You: There are upwards of one hundred fify (150) complaints recieved Stranger: i haven’t even had that many conversations on here You: Our records show differently Stranger: well then please tell me how i proove that i am doing no such thing You: I request that you not attempt to decieve us Stranger: i am not try to decieve you You: If you have any evidence to the contrary, I strongly suggest you present it now You: As soon as this connecion is broken, the system will then relay his chatlog straight to the FBI’s internet crime division. Stranger: lol busted Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 04/08/2009 4:26PM |
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi! Stranger: dime un secreto Stranger: por favor You: does the word PEDOBEAR mean anything to you? Stranger: si si You: oh dear, me too Stranger: me gusta los osas You: como se dice osas en ingles? Stranger: meow You: hahaha You: meeeowwww Stranger: do you like kitties? You: los gatos? Stranger: i like puppies more You: si You: kitties are better You: puppies are cute though Stranger: have two dogs but also two cats You: nice You: I have a monkey Stranger: do you have pets? Stranger: whats your favorite animal? You: probably a bear Stranger: you dont have a monkey Stranger: my favorite animals are pedobears You: omg me too You: high five You: we rule Stranger: virtual high five jajajajaja You: kthxbai You have disconnected.
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 04/08/2009 4:27PM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I love you! You: So do I! But I can only love you if you answer this question… WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Acne edited this message on 04/08/2009 4:29PM*insert web comic image and viral video here* |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2009 4:28PM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi, my name is taylor and I’m a 18 year old transvestite, wanna cyber? Stranger: YEAH You: OMG You have disconnected.
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 04/08/2009 4:30PM |
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You: Hey, wanna cyber? Stranger: OK, I am 19 m uk. You: I am 18 f florida Stranger: OK, I pull down your pants. You: I put my male reproductive organ in you. You: No, wait Your conversational partner has disconnected. *insert web comic image and viral video here* |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2009 4:35PM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 懂的入
You: Well hello to you too Stranger: 操 Stranger: 装啊 You: 什么是您喜爱的动物？ Stranger: ＴＦ？ You: 我喜爱的动物是熊。 Stranger: 特别的 You: PEDOBEAR 您听说了它？ You: Log in to see images! Your conversational partner has disconnected. INCIT-Bot 4000 edited this message on 04/09/2009 12:12PM
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 04/09/2009 12:11PM |
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello! You: hello! You: hi! Stranger: soo.. I guess I should ask how you’re doing? Log in to see images! You: I have to take a dump Stranger: hrm You: you? Stranger: I just took one actually You: oh sweet You: k brb Stranger: good luck You: thx Stranger: try not to wiggle too much, or you’ll get stuck You: ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu You: no tp You: dammit Stranger: aww You: I’ll just use paper towels You: yay Stranger: newspapers works great too You: ohhh good idea You: I use rabbits sometimes Stranger: it’s funny, you’ll get all those black ink smears all over Stranger: rabbits? Stranger: ooh You: yeah Stranger: that must be nice and sof You: the **** doesn’t stick to their fur Stranger: so.. what’s the point in using them then? You: ohhh just for fun Stranger: ahh figures yes You: highfive You: ok buddy… catch ya later Stranger: seeya You have disconnected.
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 04/09/2009 12:15PM |
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: forumwarz Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback.
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| Posted On: 04/09/2009 4:32PM |
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i met a chinese guy from australia and he kept making my trolling logical Log in to see images! im not antirules 187’s alt im just an bumhole |
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| Posted On: 04/09/2009 4:35PM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Are you a froumwarz dood Stranger: iam china man You: sexy Stranger: what u are You: a male reproductive organ Stranger: what conty is thet You have disconnected. or send us feedback.
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| Posted On: 04/09/2009 4:40PM |
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Wartooth118 Posted:
i hate you, i tried it, he typed this in, If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. then it came up in gray on the screen omegle is smart Log in to see images! Log in to see images! people are just plain “tarded” now: a song from the underground railroad: shut up! i think we can make it but you have to shut up!!! so, when will we provoke godwin’s law? perma Posted: (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞☜(ﾟ∀ﾟ☜)
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| Posted On: 04/09/2009 4:53PM |
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Oh herro You: I have a question for you Stranger: i know You: Do you know what the aim of a troll is? You: If you do, I have a chatlog for you to read Stranger: no Stranger: i’m sorry You: ahh it’s alright You: well to explain Stranger: ok You: A troll is someone who seeks to make as many people as angry as possible Stranger: well You: I am one. I’m going to post a chatlog. will you tell me if you think I succeeded? Stranger: ok You: Wartooth118: buncha fabulous persons VespaCarmyn: cool; my dad has a lot of friends from aethelmark, but kingdom boundaries don’t really matter to me, so I always forget to ask my friends at Pennsic where they’re from. ^_^;; VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: who, us? Snazz: Wartooth118: You’re just jealous because you’re not getting any kbone: holy crap i’m in this pic! VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: yeah, gathering to fight is reeaally gay. Wartooth118: Snazz: On the contrart Wartooth118: VespaCarmyn: in a video game, yes. kbone: can anyone see me? VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: Umm, it’s not a video game. it’s real. idjit. Samildanach: VespaCarmyn: Yeah, I don’t have a good mental map of the Kingdoms… and let’s face it, being “East Kingdom” don’t exactly pin you down much. I end up asking for a state more often than not. CFlam: nigger cracker fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society nazi commie liberalwiener rightwingnutjob INCIT-Bot 5000: Hey, it’s time to vote! Remember, if you don’t vote, your entry will be disqualified. Wartooth118: VespaCarmyn: aerthian? how the **** is that real? Samildanach: Wartooth118: We’re talking about SCA heavy combat. Samildanach: You put on armor and beat people with sticks. Wartooth118: Samildanach: OH GOD AMPGARD Wartooth118: Samildanach: ENOURMOUS fabulous personS Wartooth118: Samildanach: BAAHAHAHAHA VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: closest thing to reenacting medieval fighting w/out killing eachother Wartooth118: VespaCarmyn: I agree, it would be fun. It’s still fabulous persongy lol INCIT-Bot 5000: There was actually a 3-way tie, so nobody was a clear winner Samildanach: VespaCarmyn: Eh, there’s some folks doing live steel. I wouldn’t… but I’m willing to cede the “manliness” factor to those guys. Samildanach: Wartooth118: Say that with a broken clavicle, friend. Samildanach: Wartooth118: Samildanach: See, REAL steel would be badbum INCIT-Bot 5000: A new round has begun! VespaCarmyn: lol, yeah. my dad fences, but they’ve got padding VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: yeah, real steel would hurt like hell CFlam: Andy Waltfeld: U referenced chocolate rain and got disqualified? Unnacceptable. Wartooth118: Samildanach: if you break your collarbone doing that, you ARE a fabulous person VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: we’d rather live to play another day, thx Wartooth118: VespaCarmyn: Hell, I fence. there really isn’t that much padding Samildanach: VespaCarmyn: Not fencers. There’s some Australian and European nutters who’re basically doing live steel with proper period armor. Wartooth118: VespaCarmyn: The foil just bends Wartooth118: VespaCarmyn: Well other than the mask lol Samildanach: Wartooth118: Actually, when you get hit with a 12-foot long club swung at full speed, bones get broken. VespaCarmyn: yeah Samildanach: Trust me, you do NOT want to **** with polearm guys. Wartooth118: Samildanach: well if you get hit at all, your parrying sucks balls VespaCarmyn: meh, you just have to get inside their range GuineaPigMan1: Moo. Samildanach: Wartooth118: Hehehe. Seriously, nice try, though. Wartooth118: Samildanach: exactly. Get past the end, and all hey have is a shor, clumsy stick Wartooth118: damn T key Forumwarz Community AdChallenge me! For Professor Commie: lol lavalamps VespaCarmyn: a short clumsy stick? dude, you have no clue what you’re talking about Samildanach: Wartooth118: No offense… but I’m pretty sure all the heavies I know could reduce you to a quivering broken blob. VespaCarmyn: hell, I stopped at boffer and I think I could beat him Samildanach: Wartooth118: It’s cool, though, most of them can reduce me to a quivering broken blob, if they really wanted to. Wartooth118: Samildanach: I’m a second degree blackbelt in Tae Kwon Do. I could kick bum…althouhg I’m not too trained in weapons combat VespaCarmyn: and we’re talking about weapons combat. INCIT-Bot 5000: Hey, it’s time to vote! Remember, if you don’t vote, your entry will be disqualified. VespaCarmyn: so you’d be ****ed. VespaCarmyn: and not in a good way CFlam: Wartooth118: srsly? Wartooth118: so a really angry fat man with a big stick and heavy armor would be formidable Wartooth118: CFlam: yeah, srsly Samildanach: Wartooth118: Exactly. You’re not trained in heavy combat. Which means you’re not well-placed to judge how damaging it can be, or how easy it is to parry a 12-foot staff. Wartooth118: CFlam: You can see mah trained torso in Heirloom’s thread Samildanach: Wartooth118: Dude, you should see these guys move. CFlam: Wartooth118: oh. I only has green. Wartooth118: Samildanach: I said I’m not WELL trained. not badly trained INCIT-Bot 5000: There was actually a 3-way tie, so nobody was a clear winner VespaCarmyn: they’re awe-inspiring and terrifying at the same time. ^_^ Wartooth118: Samildanach: I’m competent with a bo staff Samildanach: Wartooth118: They look bulky because they’re wearing padded armor. They can still ring your bell twelve times in under 30 seconds. VespaCarmyn: (kyaah, I got 2 votes! ^////^) INCIT-Bot 5000: A new round has begun! kbone: I’m the juagernaut ****! I’m the juagernaut ****! I’m the juagernaut ****! I’m the juagernaut ****! I’m the juagernaut ****! I’m the juagernaut ****! I’m the juagernaut ****! I’m the juagernaut ****! I’m the juagernaut ****! I’m the juagernaut bi Wartooth118: block the attack, get in close, flying crescent kick, back spin kick, couple good whacks… Wartooth118: lol Samildanach: Wartooth118: And by “ring your bell” I mean “hit you above the eyes and below the crown of your skull” DmechaD: hmm DmechaD: ROBIN DmechaD: I”M OUT OF DmechaD: BATTERIES Wartooth118: Samildanach: Look, I’m not a fabulous person, so I higly doubt I’ll be taking anything you say seriously. VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: yeah, stuff like that is against the rules. also, innefective against METAL ****ING ARMOR. Samildanach: Wartooth118: It’s cool. I don’t really expect you to understand if you haven’t actually trained for it. VespaCarmyn: pardon my attitude, but I don’t expect understanding at all from someone who bumumes someone’s sexuality based on the kind of fighting they do Wartooth118: Samildanach: Also, IT’S NOT MEDIVAL TIMES ANYMORE. **** like ampgard is pure fabulous personry VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: it was never medival times. Samildanach: Wartooth118: We don’t live as unarmed peasants in Feudal Japan. Martial arts is pure fabulous personry. VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: it’s spelled medieval Wartooth118: VespaCarmyn: At least in fencing there is a quiet, refined grace about it. Lots of honor and courtesy. Wartooth118: Samildanach: Martial arts is about balancing your mind and body. no all about combat Samildanach: Wartooth118: Trust me, SCA heavy combat is all ABOUT honor and courtesy. VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: learn to spell, and THEN step in a ring with me. Samildanach: Wartooth118: SCA combat is not all about combat to any greater degree. It’s just western martial arts. INCIT-Bot 5000: Hey, it’s time to vote! Remember, if you don’t vote, your entry will be disqualified. Wartooth118: VespaCarmyn: My ****ing T key is sticking VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: medival times? Wartooth118: Samildanach: Which is an unrefined, primitive style at best Samildanach: Wartooth118: Dude, you HAVEN’T SEEN IT. How on earth do you feel justified to judge it? INCIT-Bot 5000: And the results are in! Samildanach: Wartooth118: I mean, if you’re trolling, more power, but if you’re serious, I don’t get where you’re coming from. VespaCarmyn: Wartooth118: you really need to stop talking about subjects on which you have no prior knowledge. Snazz: ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH Wartooth118: Samildanach: Yes, I have. I observed a field of you people once, beating each other for no apparent reason. Samildanach: Gratz, Snazz. Snazz: Samildanach: Thank you DmechaD: Snazz: ROW ROW Samildanach: Wartooth118: A field. So, no one-on-one combat? INCIT-Bot 5000: A new round has begun! Samildanach: Wartooth118: And are you sure it’s the same people? Wartooth118: Samildanach: No grace…nothing refined…nothing wiht any real order….it’s just a bunch of pencil pushers with a chip on their shoulder VespaCarmyn: woooow. You have no ****ing idea what you’re talking about. Wartooth118: Like an extra nerdy version of fight club Samildanach: Wartooth118: Seriously, dude, 10/10, but I think if this is all you’ve got, we’ll have to stop talking now. Snazz: Wartooth118: As a follower of the chaotic teachings of Loki, I have no idea why any of this is a bad thing. Wartooth118: I’m getting bored. LOL I TROL U
You: I’m Wartooth118. If it reads Samildanch: Wartooth118, that means he’s speaking to me specifically Stranger: well Stranger: so what for Stranger: why you do that? You: Mainly for the “lulz” A.K.A. entertainment You: It’s like a dance You: The person takes a stab at you, You: You have to find a way spin it and make it in your favor Stranger: you should get some thing to do You: This IS what I do Stranger: hoho You: Just be glad I’m civil to you, fine upstanding member of society. You: ANGRYFAIC Stranger: you like debating You: Yes You: Except with less facts You: and more lulz. And more anger Stranger: you can talk really well You: Basically, a successful troll is an extremely effective debater You: Why thank you You: See, You: You’ll see a lot of people trying to be a good troll You: “**** OFF YOU fabulous person fine upstanding member of society” You: ETC, ETC. You: To be honest, it makes a mockery out of the real trolls. Stranger: well you are a expert of troll You: Why thank you good sir. You: I will take my leave. please refer to this site first, if you will You: http://sourmath.com/ (DO NOT CLICK. THE LINK IS A BROWSER HIJACKER) Stranger: ok Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback.
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| Posted On: 04/10/2009 2:33AM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: ‘lo Stranger: how are you? You: so&so, same ****, different day Stranger: ah Stranger: where are you from? You: you? Stranger: good, bored You: Serbia, small country in east Europe Stranger: ok Stranger: how old are you? You: 31.7y
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| Posted On: 04/10/2009 11:54AM |
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi there Stranger: hallo You: i suppose this is the moment where you ask for my a/s/l, right? Stranger: ok! so tell me You: 31/m/Serbia Stranger: well, i’m more interested in ur occupation You: as a part of a very interesting survey I’m conducting, this is all complete truth Stranger: ok~~ You: I’m a hardware salesman. Awful job Stranger: do you speak german? Stranger: cool~ You: you get people who actually can’t pronounce “Celeron” properly You: nah, sorry. You’re german? Stranger: haha~~ Stranger: actually no, but i speak german You: it’s not so bad as some people who read a bit, then they think they’ve sucked all the world’s knowledge on computers. At least I know I’m a halfwit, whereas they have no clue they’re ****ing morons. You: but You: the best part is we get to take their money for shabby chinese components Log in to see images! You: so at the end of each day I find solace in the fact morons are, in fact, very useful. You: anyway, where are you from mate? Stranger: shut up, dude, i’m chinese Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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| Posted On: 04/10/2009 12:16PM |
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god I’m still laughingLog in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/10/2009 12:17PM |
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