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Stranger: hello!

You: hello!

You: hi!

Stranger: soo.. I guess I should ask how you’re doing? Log in to see images!

You: I have to take a dump

Stranger: hrm

You: you?

Stranger: I just took one actually

You: oh sweet

You: k brb

Stranger: good luck

You: thx

Stranger: try not to wiggle too much, or you’ll get stuck

You: ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu

You: no tp

You: dammit

Stranger: aww

You: I’ll just use paper towels

You: yay

Stranger: newspapers works great too

You: ohhh good idea

You: I use rabbits sometimes

Stranger: it’s funny, you’ll get all those black ink smears all over

Stranger: rabbits?

Stranger: ooh

You: yeah

Stranger: that must be nice and sof

You: the **** doesn’t stick to their fur

Stranger: so.. what’s the point in using them then?

You: ohhh just for fun

Stranger: ahh figures yes

You: highfive

You: ok buddy… catch ya later

Stranger: seeya

You have disconnected.