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You: OMG

Stranger: Tell Jimmy to go eat one

You: SALLY

You: IS THAT YOU?

Stranger: TOTES

You: OMG

You: OMG

You: I THOUGHT YOU GOT RAPED

Stranger: OMNOMNOM

You: BY THAT fine upstanding member of society

Stranger: I DID

Stranger: I DID

You: MY GOD

You: IS IT TRUE?!

Stranger: YEAH

You: fine upstanding member of societyS HAVE BIG male reproductive organS

Stranger: TO BE FAIR I RAPED HIM

You: DID HE MAKE YOU BLEED ****.

Stranger: NO, I MADE HIM BLEED

You: YEAH

You: ****

You: I ****ED YOUR BOYFRIEND

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You: :/

Stranger: IN YOUR SLEEEEEEEEEEP

You: I DONT SLEEP

You: CUZ I AINT REAL

You: MOTHA ****A

Stranger: I RAPED A GHOST

Stranger: HE SLIMED ME

You: JIZZED YOU

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You: JIZZ IN YOUR HAIR

You: ****

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Stranger: ITS BETTER THAN SHAMPOO

You: HAHHHHAHAHA

You: THATS WHAT SHE SAID

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Stranger: YES IT IS.

You: I KNOW I JUST SAID IT.

You: JIZZ.

You: fine upstanding member of society

You: fine upstanding member of society

You: JIZZ

Stranger: NIGNOG

You: IS fine upstanding member of society JIZZ BLACK

You: LIKE fine upstanding member of societyS

You: Log in to see images!

Stranger: I LIKE EVERYONE

You: 8=========================D

Stranger: EVEN THOSE

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Stranger: LICKLICK

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Stranger: Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

You: salmon.

You: fishyyyyyy

You: I SMELL FISH

You: CLOSE YOUR LEGS

You: ****.

Stranger: SCENE CHICKS ARE HOT

You: EW NO

You: THEY ARE FAT

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