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You: forumwarz Stranger: what is that You: lol You have disconnected. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 03/31/2009 8:26PM | View Bandaney's Profile | # | ||||||
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Stranger: Hi. You: HELLO STRANGER You: WHAT ARE YOU BUYIN Stranger: cocaine Stranger: nigguh You: NOT ENOUGH CASH STRANGER Stranger: NOES Stranger: I HAS THE CASH
You: WHAT ARE YOU SELLIN, STRANGER? Stranger: Crack. Stranger: And sex. You: OOOOH, I’LL BUY THAT AT A HIGH PRICE You: HEHEHE Stranger: Oooooook. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 03/31/2009 8:32PM | fine upstanding member of society-male reproductive organ | # | ||||||
Stranger: speak You: Bark! You: Arf, arf! You: -pants-
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Posted On: 03/31/2009 8:44PM | View Eligor's Profile | # | ||||||
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If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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Posted On: 03/31/2009 8:47PM | View Pavilion's Profile | # | ||||||
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello/ Stranger: hello You: how r u doing? Stranger: good Stranger: u? You: **** YOU You: RAGE You: RAGING RAGE! Stranger: ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuu You: BASH BASH BASH BANG BANG BANG You: SMASH STRANGER TO BITS Stranger: NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You: DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY Stranger: you double fine upstanding member of society You: TARGET TERMINATED. You have disconnected. |
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Posted On: 03/31/2009 8:50PM | View Big Brother's Profile | # | ||||||
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: Forumwarz. Stranger: ^—-^ |O O| =\o/= You: Oh NOES!!! It’s a…what the hell is that? Stranger: A mouse :3 Stranger: It’s so kawaii You: I see. You: You into anime? Stranger: Nope. Stranger: You into getting your male reproductive organ sucked by strangers? You: No, sweetheart. That’s for my alter ego named Michelle O****ma. |
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Posted On: 03/31/2009 8:56PM | View SteamKnight's Profile | # | ||||||
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I think they are ****ed off at us: Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 03/31/2009 8:56PM | View Chronic-Boy's Profile | # | ||||||
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: FORUMWARZ Stranger: a firestorm to purify You: ... Stranger: u know this song? You: put water on a cow and it will explode? Stranger: earth crisis? You: poo on the earth and you will be eaten Stranger: i will you **** Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: FORUMWARZ Stranger: on who You: on your mum? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Chronic-Boy edited this message on 03/31/2009 9:00PMLog in to see images! |
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Posted On: 03/31/2009 8:59PM | View Chronic-Boy's Profile | # | ||||||
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Forumwarz. Stranger: kako te You: Que? Stranger: kako te You: No habla espanol muy bueno. Stranger: bash me briga Stranger: nauchi Stranger: sup witcha You: wut language u speakin Stranger: i r speakin lolcat language Stranger: u_ Stranger: ? |
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Posted On: 03/31/2009 9:00PM | View SteamKnight's Profile | # | ||||||
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This guy didn’t last as long as I’d hoped he would Log in to see images!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: o_o You: o_o Stranger: can i help you sir? You: can i help you sir? Stranger: i knew that was going to happen Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted On: 03/31/2009 9:00PM | View MC Banhammer's Profile | # | ||||||
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I WIN
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Posted On: 03/31/2009 9:01PM | View Chronic-Boy's Profile | # | ||||||
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: hi You: wanna check out the pictures i took while i was on trip in paris? Stranger: hmm – ok You: http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/8140/parisl.jpg THIS IS GOATSE YOU’VE BEEN WARNED Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I was kinda hoping to get more response out of this. Log in to see images!
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Posted On: 03/31/2009 9:02PM | View futhermocker's Profile | # | ||||||
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Chronic-Boy Posted:
NICE!!!! |
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Posted On: 03/31/2009 9:02PM | View SteamKnight's Profile | # | ||||||
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Stranger: hey You: To escape the grip of a crocodile’s jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs-it will let you go instantly. Stranger: thanks Stranger: i didn’t know that Stranger: any other advice? You: Delete your system 32 folder- you get faster internet. Stranger: i’ve already done that Stranger: what else You: O You: More money is spent on gardening than on any other hobby! Stranger: thats a lie You: thats a truth Stranger: i can think of plenty of hobbies more expensive than gardening You: More than half of American families with teenagers use filters to limit access to adult content online. Stranger: not mine You: On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year. Stranger: thats pretty much one every 3 days You: If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. Stranger: is that true for all statues? You: Mebeh You: Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of a blue whale. Stranger: lies You: House flies have a lifespan of two weeks. Stranger: yep You: Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. Stranger: okay Stranger: now thats a lie Stranger: wait Stranger: all americans? Stranger: yeah that makes more sense You: The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it. -no fuxing lie Stranger: i’m not qualified to have an opinion about that You: The human brain is 80% water. Stranger: could be You: The word “democracy” is banned in online chat rooms in China. – complete win Stranger: lol Stranger: banned in english or chinese You: Hershey’s Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it’s kissing the conveyor belt. Stranger: maybe You: The world’s longest game of Monopoly lasted more than 660 hours. Stranger: probably You: Reindeer like to eat bananas. You: Abraham Lincoln faces to the right on a penny while all the other presidents face to the left on US coins. You: Marilyn Monroe had six toes. You: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes. You: Nurses and doctors wash their hands between patients less than one-third of the time. You: I hope you learned something today. Stranger: oh i did You: You better have, You: or else Stranger: don’t worry You: I have every right to. Stranger: i hope you lead a virtuous life You: Mosquito’s are attracted to the color blue twice as much as to any other color. I will. You: You can count on it You have disconnected. <!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC ”-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN” “http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd”> <html> <head> <title>Forumwarz- I Did it Fer Teh Lulz</title> <meta content=’parody rpg, free game, hilarious, funny, gaming, games, humor, browser rpg, mmorpg, trolling, epeen, 4chan, pop culture, forums, timewaster, internet |
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Posted On: 03/31/2009 9:04PM | View I Did it Fer Teh...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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God, Omegle is the best place to troll. EVER. I’ve got a ****in’ smile on my face that’s bigger than the Joker’s, yo.
Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi. Stranger: hi You: ....so. Stranger: lol Stranger: asl? You: 21/black wolf/my den You: I’m the big bad wolf and I’m gonna huff and puff and blow your house down, piggy Stranger: lol, 19/tiger/the woods You: So ur furry? Stranger: yiff Stranger: its yiff You: I know, dude. Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Posted On: 03/31/2009 9:12PM | View SteamKnight's Profile | # | ||||||
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Stranger: hi You: GIRUGAMESH Stranger: I’ll have two! You: sup Stranger: hey You: Wanna cyber Stranger: what’d you have for dinnner? You: woman's genitals You: The fluid Stranger: was it cheesey? You: no Stranger: don’t you like cooze cheese? You: It was delicious You: sweet and sour You: do you like fine upstanding member of societys? You: I like fine upstanding member of society ****es Stranger: that’s offensive You: with there supple bumes Stranger: and not politically correct You: and nipples black as night You: Your a PC? Stranger: I’m calling Sharpton, you bumhole You: Politically Correct Stranger: he’ll have you arrested Stranger: Sharpton is a reverend so he can also send you to hell You: Wtf is wrong with a well endowed indian loving ebony princesses? Stranger: you’re going to hell Stranger: I pray for your soul You: My marriage with my wife is sacred You: She is black Stranger: you shouldn’t disrespect Stranger: it’s not correct You: and the swingers clubs we go to are sponsored by our local baptist church Stranger: that’s Satan’s church You: So suck on that Stranger: this is disconcerning Stranger: I pray for your soul You: Stan and I are good buds You: You know Stan? Stranger: Stan? You: Stan Goldstein? You: He is a dirty jew You: but he is well endowed too You: We double stuffed our wives together You: they cried You: and orgasmed Stranger: jews don’t have big male reproductive organes Stranger: so aha! you liar You: He is a fine upstanding member of society jew You: So what? Stranger: no pray for forgiveness Stranger: what did you have for lunch? You: Chinese Stranger: we already established dinner You: Love fine upstanding member of society food Stranger: cream of sum yun gai? You: Tell me about yourself You: no You: I’ve been very open about my genitals and such and you have been very reserved Stranger: you have open genitals? Stranger: I’d get that looked Stranger: see ya Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 03/31/2009 9:12PM | View Colonel Bear's Profile | # | ||||||
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LOL THIS GUY HAS BEEN GOATSED 10 TIMES!
Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: FORUMWARZ Stranger: Hi! Stranger: Nope. Stranger: Reddit. You: cyber? Stranger: Definitely. You: woooooohooo Stranger: Nothing hotter than two dudes typing about sex. You: who sai di was a dude? Stranger: Just an bumumption I made! You: wel You: here is a hot picture of me in paris You: img19.imageshack.us/img19/8140/parisl.jpg (<<<<<<<<<<GOATSE) Stranger: There is literally Stranger: nothing in the world Stranger: that will make me click that Stranger: I have been goatse’d maybe ten times here already. Stranger: I’ve had enough for today! You: dam those forumwarz fools :/ Stranger: Yeah. You: oh well You have disconnected. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 03/31/2009 9:13PM | View Chronic-Boy's Profile | # | ||||||
What a jerk, I’m gonna die alone.
Stranger: SH! Stranger: DONT SAY ANYTHING Stranger: Okay? You: oh goodness You: :! Stranger: I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY ANYTHING You: D: Stranger: OHHHH MYYYY GOOODDDDD You: OH GOD OH GOD WHAT DID I DO You: (sorryyy!!) Stranger: YOUVE INEVITABLY CAUSED THE APOCALYPSE You: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD You: PLEASE NO GOD Stranger: DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS?! You: I’M SORRY You: NONONO…. Stranger: I CAN”T BELIEVE IT Stranger: WE’RE ALL DOOMED You: I’m so sorry!!! Stranger: THERES NO ROOM FOR APOLOGY NOW You: oh my godddd this is not a good day You: I’M JUST A SIMPLE TOWNSFOLK Stranger: NOT A GOOD DAY?! You: PLEASE LORD, GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE! Stranger: DOES THE WORLDS END SOUND LIKE IT COULD POSSIBLY BE HAPPY? You: I REPENT MY SINS! Stranger: THERES NO SECOND CHANCES NOW You: REPENT!!! You: REPENT! You: REPENTT Stranger: RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH You: REPENT You: Repent… You: (repent?) Stranger: GRAAAH You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You: AHHHHH Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Stranger: So, what kinds of music do you like? You: OH GOD WHAT DOES IT MATTER THE WORLD’S GONNA END Stranger: Oh yeah Stranger: AAAAAAAHHHHHHGRAGAGRARRAHHHHHH You: AHHHHHH You: I DON’T WANNA DIE You: I HAVE KIDS! Stranger: OH MY GOD Stranger: IT’S HAPPENING NOW You: OH GOD You: LET’S STAY TOGETHER You: THESE LAST FEW MOMENTS Stranger: eww no way Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted On: 03/31/2009 9:15PM | View Eligor's Profile | # | ||||||
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Stranger: hi asl? You: 15/f/cali You: asl You: ? Stranger: 19/m/toronto You: lol ur l sounds like a bull Stranger: how:S Stranger: wtf Stranger: lol Stranger: if you dont want to talk to me thats kool with me Stranger: ????????????????? You: well toronto sounds like taurine which is a major constituent of bile and can be found in the lower intestine and in small amounts in the tissues of many animals and in humans as well. its bulls because the tuarine we use in energy drinks is from bull stomachs Your conversational partner has disconnected. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 03/31/2009 9:19PM | View Fie's Profile | # | ||||||
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the short ones are the best
Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hay there You: do you love me? Stranger: no Stranger: lol You: GTFO Your conversational partner has disconnected. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 03/31/2009 9:21PM | View Chronic-Boy's Profile | # | ||||||