CaptainJackMorgan [The Original fabulous personies]
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Bio:
I'm...Jack Morgan! But...Everyone---calls me Captain Morgan. Probably because I...love a nice spiced rum.
::: dramatic smug face :::
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Location:
Do...Any of us...REALLY know? ::: dramatic hand gesture :::
Interests:
Beautiful women, tales of the maritime days, hanging out with Shunske, beautiful women... ::: dramatic thumbs up :::
Occupation:
School...Of--LIFE! ::: dramatically drops to knees and cries :::
CaptainJackMorgan loves the following website(s):
- lemonparty.org
- 4chan
- Face The Jury
- Gaia Online
- Gamefaqs
- IGN Forums
- Nexopia
- OffTopic.com
- Something Awful
- Vault Network
- (Other) a.k.a my forum is so cool it's not even listed.
Vitals
Class: | Hacker |
Level: | 35 |
Cred: | 100554394 |
Buildr Score: | 5 |
Job Points: | 67 |
Flamebate Statistics
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Posts made: | 132 |
Threads started: | 5 |
Forumwarz Domination
(what's domination?)
This Season's Medals: | 8 |
Total Medals: | 12 |
CaptainJackMorgan's Stall
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J4zz 4d
wrote this on 11/02/2008 5:25PM:
Master baiter of cheesy pick lines |
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saracarrickson
wrote this on 06/24/2008 5:34PM:
t’es trop etrange pour moi, desole |
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forumwhore
wrote this on 06/23/2008 8:31PM:
Take me to ur ship. I’m ready for a bumpy ride. Log in to see images! |
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TranceBunni
wrote this on 06/23/2008 6:12PM:
awww how cute Log in to see images! |
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Haruko
wrote this on 06/22/2008 10:22PM:
oh wow! sankyuu! (^3^) |
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LROSENBERG1996
wrote this on 06/22/2008 7:41PM:
how did you know im sick |
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