CaptainJackMorgan's Flamebate Posts

Did you girls know...

I got your alt fabulous personry.

****, I am sick.

I don’t know about you…But did you hear about Ghandi?

He never brushed his teeth, and his breath was awful. Because he never wore shoes, his feet were covered in hideous callouses. He was wise and mysterious, but also a frail and withered old man.

So, when people walked down the street, they’d see Ghandi and say “Look, there’s a super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.

And no you can’t have that 45 seconds of your life back.

Job failed?

I did a timed mission for ****s and giggles, failed miserably of course. You can still try again, you have 1 hour to complete the mission. The notice on the front page is just a new feature I guess, and the lag could be due to the new timer feature in the upper right corner, that’s the only reason I can think of for it going slower.

Request: Battle shortcuts.

meeeeeeeeee Posted:

The only problem I have with the popups is how untidy the implementation is – having to click through multiple popups to continue pwning after 1 fumble.

So I support removing the popups, but only if it’s replaced with some other time penalty e.g. a 2 second pause when no action can be taken. There’s not much skill involved in the pwning part of this game, but choosing your actions in the correct order and timing them properly, is it.

Agreed…If there was no delay or consequence, speedruns would only be as good as the player’s internet connection.

A Christmas Carol - Forumwarz Style! ITT VOTING!

I guess the whole ‘one kid was being bad so the whole clbum gets punished’ just seems harsh. Fortunato had a decent entry, and I know mine was lame but some of these ppl worked really hard…

CLOSED: E-Peen(tm) Hunt

MC Banhammer Posted:

Troll alert! If you’re going for the peen, don’t do what he says.

Hmm… I don’t remember the OP saying trolling was allowed in this contest…

NO SPOILERS!!!!

I swear to god if this is just another inflation peen like the Crunchie or the Poll….SRSLY no spoilers!!! Because if everyone gets this peen, it WON’T MATTER!!! It’ll be like when sales tax went from 5 to 7 percent! Here anyways…

Charisma Bugged?

It’s my understanding that luck effects the number of items you get, and charisma affects the quality of products. So with less charisma, you might get 20 marbles and a pearl necklace but with more you might get 1 or 2 Venuses or other high-end items, which are worth more money.

Cosplay Central - How are we supposed to kill it?

quangntenemy Posted:

Btw how did male reproductive organ Liquor manage to pwn this forum in 39s Log in to see images!

It’s possible he accessed the forum between 9:22 and 9:24. Between 9:22 and 9:24, Cosplay Central WAS a level 24 forum. I’m really, really, really surprised nobody besides Ubermeister and EvilMirrorShunske mentioned this. Did ANYONE else see CC during that 2 minutes when it was a level 24 forum?

edit: Also, Uber mentioned that beating this forum when it was still lv. 24 earned him the 76-in-a-row e-peen. Surely you people have some gripe with this lol! Log in to see images! (view post)

Hey.

My link that got quoted was cut off, it’s 9601 not 960….Not the one in question, I know, but there is a link to a blond squirting **** on top of a car! Log in to see images! (view post)

Custom Avatar Probs

GOLDENSAUSAGE Posted:

so i try and use the custom avatar you get after getting Ep. 2, and it keeps being a **** to me. I try and stay within the requirements, and i keep getting “invalid resolution”. what am i doing wrong, or is it FW’s problem or something?

Is is 93x93 and the correct filetype? I know there are some formats they don’t allow, like .bmp if I remember correctly…