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	Into the Woods Janie Posted: Mr.—or Captain Morgan, I really do appreciate what you’re trying to… oh, hell, we’ve got to wait for the monkey anyway. I could use a latte. Those are great crystals. My dad never buys me anything I might like when he ignores me. Well, except the car. Once we have the monkey in the pit, we can arrange them in a circle around the edge. To be honest, I’ve never done this before. I mean, I’ve read up on it a lot and talked to some people, so I’m sure we’ll be ok. Log in to see images! It’s sweet….. Like you. Give ‘em hell, girls. (view post)	06/29/2008
	Into the Woods Janie Posted: Better yet, why doesn’t Ensign Jenkins go get you a latte or something? Fantastic idea. Let’s all have lattes. Ladies, do you——need anything, from….Starbucks? (view post)	06/29/2008
	Into the Woods Janie Posted: Umm..yeah, we’re not taking that guy. No self-respecting demon is going to fear him. Right! Ensign Rufus Jenkins will merely….DISTRACT said demon, while you ladies….Do what it is that you do so well. Log in to see images! (view post)	06/29/2008
	Into the Woods Noturnal_Heartache Posted: The crazed look in his eyes is very rebumuring! Yes, I…PROMISE you, you’ll be—-completelysafe. (view post)	06/29/2008
	Into the Woods You’ll need….an expendable patsy. Please take this negro redshirt. If…Anyone gets killed, it’ll be him. Log in to see images! (view post)	06/29/2008
	How to be drawing anime lesson 1 How to draw SuperFunHappyKitty Log in to see images! (view post)	06/29/2008
	Into the Woods ::: orchestra music ::: Godspeed…Janie. ::: dramatic zoom in and deep kiss ::: (view post)	06/29/2008
	DONT MIND ME JUST MAKING ANOTHER THREAD ABOUT HOW KLAN enjoy IS GAY OKAY SEE YOU DUDES AND LADIES LATER HUGS AND KISSES UnstoppableChan Posted: Hey, whoa, while it’s good to see that at least TSB’s and Gentlemen’s Club’s hostility is a little more… equal-opportunity, let’s say, I don’t feel that their bumessment of any of the clans discussed is entirely accurate. ED’s Johnny Mac spends a lot of time on Flamebate as a voice of moderation and decency, while Orb and enire work hard on hilarious INCIT contributions which led to the founding of the fairly large 70 Character Storytellers. littlefran is a prominent member of Klan enjoy who does her best to provide us with forumbuildr content, who raids with her klan and who still has time for a good word to everyone. Maybe we should consider the decent individuals who step up and do their best before we lump entire klans in as “terrible” or “gay” or “awful”, because they’re who make the game for all of us. Log in to see images! You’re a…Talented speaker. You’re…—Wasting your talent here. ::: dramatic nudge ::: (view post)	06/26/2008
	TOQ Fundraising Bikini Car Wash! MissChapstick Posted: Of course baby Log in to see images! But we have to go in the back room lol http://pee.fetish-debauchery.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/10.jpg ::: dramatic jaw drop ::: Uhm… Carry on, ladies. (view post)	06/25/2008
	DONT MIND ME JUST MAKING ANOTHER THREAD ABOUT HOW KLAN enjoy IS GAY OKAY SEE YOU DUDES AND LADIES LATER HUGS AND KISSES gigerth Posted: egg is pretty much made up of paraone – he gets recognition encyclopedia dramatica is ** 70 character storytellers is and lastly the original fabulous personies is Never said we weren’t, we’re…Pretty new. Log in to see images!** (view post)	06/25/2008
	DONT MIND ME JUST MAKING ANOTHER THREAD ABOUT HOW KLAN enjoy IS GAY OKAY SEE YOU DUDES AND LADIES LATER HUGS AND KISSES Doctor this has nothing to do with you. (view post)	06/24/2008
	DONT MIND ME JUST MAKING ANOTHER THREAD ABOUT HOW KLAN enjoy IS GAY OKAY SEE YOU DUDES AND LADIES LATER HUGS AND KISSES Tesfan Posted: DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THE MOM AND POP STORES? CAN YOU GUESS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE MOM AND POP STORES? (SHOULD I TELL HIM WHAT HAPPENS TO THE MOM AND POP STORES?) Just because it is—inevitable… Doesn’t make it right. Log in to see images! (view post)	06/24/2008
	DONT MIND ME JUST MAKING ANOTHER THREAD ABOUT HOW KLAN enjoy IS GAY OKAY SEE YOU DUDES AND LADIES LATER HUGS AND KISSES UnstoppableChan Posted: Hey, now I’m not going to advocate that everyone try and be friends, since clearly everyone is having differences with one another, but would it be possible if maybe we could do this through Tubmails? There’s no reason for anyone to publically humiliate anyone else, and I think all the participants involved are better than this. It’s…true! Of course TSB and enjoy have every right to be…Proud, and self-aware, they’ve worked very hard. But…Look at it this way. TSB, you’re Wal-Mart. enjoy, you’re McDonald’s. Enormous franchises run by a handful of strong, hardworking yet single-minded bigwigs who employ the lowly mbumes for little more than a pat on the head. And every time your commercials come on, we…roll our eyes and change the channel. The…Mom-and-pop stores, who have been around for ages: Encyclopedia Dramatica, Egg, 70 Character Storytellers, etc… Although equally talented—They just don’t get the…Recognition—-that they deserve. (view post)	06/24/2008
	Forumwarz Flamebate as playable community forum zenon Posted: In the right kind of bathroom that is actually pretty cool, and it seems like if the right kinds of content is done for the forums it could work. But I could be wrong. I think it’d be a great forum IF it was done right. The ‘popular’ people like Orb and Nanafabulous personjesus and JacksonKelly and DrScience would be parodied, and immortalized; the true veterans of this game would get all the inside jokes and that would be the fun. I might not get all those jokes myself but it still might be fun. (view post)	06/23/2008
	SUPER HAPPY FUN KITTY MAKE WISH!!!!!!!! I wish I had a needle As fine as I could sew I’d sew you gal to my coat-tail and down the road I’d go… (view post)	06/22/2008
	I found a typo (spoiler warning) Tarman Posted: In the initial conversation with haxlrose he says: The “i” should be capitalized. 99% chance that is a charismatic colloquial error. But, just in case, I’d contact Evil Trout, not us. We’re not in charge, what the hell are we going to do? (view post)	06/22/2008
	In response to the currently winning Forumbuildr submission: MissChapstick Posted: Nah…Captain Mo just hates getting ‘turned down’ by pretty gurls…..all i care about is my winning threads, i wanna see the new forum! Log in to see images! Hey, hey hey hey hey now, there’s a big difference between muttering and go tell everyone, nurse. El_Blaze probably had a perfectly good reason for refusing me. Besides, you….Have your peen, what else do you want, Nurse? Log in to see images! (view post)	06/22/2008
	Forumwarz Flamebate as playable community forum Nillo Posted: ForumWarz parodies have been submitted into the forumbuilder over 9000 times already. God, a parody of ForumWarz? That would just be a weird endless cycle, like placing 2 mirrors facing each other so it looks like they go on forever and ever… (view post)	06/22/2008
	Why do you women objectify yourselves?? Jem Posted: Sometimes a girl just wants to look nice for herself, GIRL POWER – so what if the mammary glands are almost outside of the top – guys don’t have to judge… sexist pigs! Also the attention is super fun! You get stuff for free and don’t have to wait in line and other fun things. That’s…quite a powerful statement, young lady. ::: dramatic wink ::: I’ve hardly known…ANY man, who isn’t a sucker for a girl like you…except the gay guys but that’s another story mumble mumble… ::: attempts to kiss your hand and bumps into monitor ::: My GOD, another force field! (view post)	06/22/2008
	Trolls vs Re-Res Eirairaianna Posted: Lets’ not ferget teh mots Funiets RERE of al times ever… Ralf Wigem!!! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Damn fine Re-re. Perhaps…The finest Re-re there ever was. (view post)	06/21/2008

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