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	I Love fart ing emotion_bleeds Posted: Have you ever attempted lighting one on fire? It really works, but you might singe your nutsack hairs, so be careful. Hmmm…Perhaps if I…Shaved the old coin purse ahead of time? Come and get it, ladies…shaven balls! (view post)	06/21/2008
	I Love fart ing We…Have company! She…seems to love farting—as much as us! Log in to see images! (view post)	06/21/2008
	This is why you should always wear your seatbelt... (NSFW pics) I…don’t understand! What exactly is…Everyone’s problem, with this… BEAUTIFUL, beautiful thread? ::: wipes a tear ::: Log in to see images! From MY perspective (Heh heh) It’s a GREAT thread. Bravo. (view post)	06/21/2008
	pokemon thread Incredible! May I…examine the creature? (view post)	06/21/2008
	pokemon thread If I were ever to…Own, a…Pokemon… I’d choose an Arcanine. ::: dramatic pause…can you hear the corny orchestra music ::: Beautiful, noble…Majestic… Log in to see images! A fine specimen. (view post)	06/21/2008
	Incit Discussion Board? SG94 Posted: Mods/admins would have to review the images we send in, whether they’re public domain, etc. It would give them more work instead of less. Therefore I think your idea (while supercool!) isn’t feasible. We’re better off hoping Banhammer/CZ can spend an hour or so finding and adding some images themselves. True…We COULD always play our own INCIT, like post our own pics within a thread and write captions, but that might be best achieved in ‘playing with ourselves’ or another topic. If anyone would go for it. (view post)	06/21/2008
	Incit Discussion Board? Well, are the mods open to submissions for new posters? I know a lot of the INCIT veterans have trouble with constant repeats. (view post)	06/21/2008
	hello enire Posted: perhaps the monkeys are very small Log in to see images! and the pokemon is rather large Log in to see images! Indeed… Thank you, for…Clarifying that for me! ::: cheesy grin Log in to see images! (view post)	06/21/2008
	hello Circe Posted: hee hee! you’re funny Log in to see images! I like you Log in to see images! I… ::: zoom in ::: Like you too. (view post)	06/21/2008
	Trolls vs Re-Res Fur fabulous person Posted: Yiffs Zigzagzoon Fur fabulous personz wins agian! ::: dramatic look around ::: No, no! Don’t you see? Overspammer has…pit us against each other! For HIS amusement! It’s him we should be attacking, men! CHAAAARRRRRRRG0RZ!!!!!!!!! (view post)	06/21/2008
	hello Circe Posted: u can make friends here, especially if ur cute welcome Log in to see images! Why, hello….friend… ::: dramatic smile ::: I haven’t…seen you around these parts, young lady! ::: attempts to kiss your hand ::: ::: bonks head on computer screen ::: MY…....GOD! ::: bonks head again :::: It’s some sort of…FORCE FIELD! (view post)	06/21/2008
	Trolls vs Re-Res zigzagoon Posted: zigzagoon uses rock smash! is super effective! rawr Unfortunately, Mr. Zigzagoon, Mr. Overspammer here is a…GHOST TYPE pokemon. ::: dramatically charges phaser ::: But this plasma ray… ::: aims ::: Watch now kid, you might…learn something! ::: BLAST ::: (view post)	06/21/2008
	hello Tangolho Posted: and btw, ONLINE FRIENDS ARE NOT REAL FRIENDS, AND POKEMON SUCKS MONKEY ** ::: dramatic head scratch ::: A…Pokemon, you say? Attempting to…SUCK monkey ? But…HOW! Would it…get its mouth! Around said **? Those…Two thrusting bodies, a moving target, not to mention enormous! ::: dramatic sit ::: Perhaps you…could sketch it out for us. (view post)	06/21/2008
	Episode 2: Would you Pay? emotion_bleeds Posted: So many free games on the internet..but exactly like this one, in the sense that if you want perks, you have to pay for them. I’d stick to the format you have, free to play but perks cost a little. Maybe add more perks, and up the cost on those a bit, though people will hate me for suggesting that i imagine Log in to see images! Actually that’s…Not such a bad idea. Perhaps, don’t raise prices on perks that already exist, but do introduce some new ones. I know I’ve had no trouble spending over $100 on Brownie Points so far… (view post)	06/21/2008
	Crotch Zombie Looking for Mod bunny_killer Posted: SG94 I CONCUR Log in to see images! (view post)	06/14/2008
	Girllss... post yer mammary glands!! Z….O…-MG! I am…NEVAR! Leeving——-this thread. ::: dramatic droolz for boobies ::: (view post)	06/12/2008
	REASONS WHY MY SIGNATURE IS COOL AND WHY IM USING IT CAPTAIN SODA Posted: OMG YOU ARE COOL JOIN MY KLAN PLEASE I am…HONORED—-that you would….make such a proposal. ::: dramatic bow ::: But friend, I am…married to…The—-fabulous personies. The—power….My, lovely ship, the….Flaming Queen. But, once again, I am—...truly honored. (view post)	06/10/2008
	REASONS WHY MY SIGNATURE IS COOL AND WHY IM USING IT It’s a….BEAUTIFUL signature, friend… ::: dramatic eyebrow raise ::: We…should—ALL! STOP… And appreciate the beautiful women. ::: attemts to kiss computer girl’s hand, bonks head ::: What the… ::: tries again ::: My…GOD! It’s some—-sort of…FORCE FIELD ::: dramatic zoom in ::: (view post)	06/10/2008
	I love being a re-re AhLuvzWodka Posted: AHHHZZZZ captin crunch ur not doin it rite!! and what r u doin here we gotsta fight the ALIENS WHOES MEANS TO HARMZ USSSSS!!! oh noes! ... ... skittles XD I’M….........on my way! ::: dramatic exit ::: (view post)	05/31/2008
	I love being a re-re I…Also! Enjoy!...the…Unlimited possibilities…that—come! From being a Re-Re! ::: dramatic hopeful puppy eyes ::: The—FREEDOM! That…each ONE of us—... PWWWWWWWWWWWWN!!!!!!!!!! ::: dramatic drop to knees ::: (view post)	05/31/2008

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