Bin Laden didn’t blow up the INCIT, it was you fine upstanding member of society…tell the truth fine upstanding member of society.

I will get to the bottom of this, like the sordid sgreat timesmy pit

of intrigue it is. First suspect that needs questioning is nana,

i saw an old lady with a nazi cross on their head, on the day of the first death. Bad omen, coincidence? Let’s find out.

Orb Posted:

Someone is killing off members of 70 Character Storytellers. The first to die was OVER 9000.

Then, RikkiTikkiTavi was found dead.

And this morning the **** No One Cares About Gazette has released information on yet another murder, this time of Murderousness.

As of this moment, I am offering 3 BP to any brave soul that can find the killer or killers and see to it that they are brought to justice. Log in to see images!

Search for clues! Find the killers! Win BP!

Good luck.

RULES:

You get one guess each. No editing your posts.

You’re not allowed to play if you you’re the murderer. Log in to see images! C’mon.

I’ll tell you if you’re right or not at the end of the story, so things play out either way… but if you somehow guess right early in the game, you’ll still get your 3 BP when it’s over. It goes to the first person to get it right.

TOP SUSPECTS:

-Team Shortbus

Motive: They hate INCIT fabulous persons.

Means: They have confessed to the crimes (though they were probably talking ****)

Particuarly: nana has been implicated by recent events.

-Brainfreeze

Motive: 70CS has started raiding recently and they may feel threatened.

No, REAL Motive: No one knows?

Means: Brainfreeze members were at the scene of the second crime, and could have conceivably been there for the first and third.

-70CS Itself:

Motive: Inner klan drama?

Means: 70CS members had access to all scenes of the crimes.

Particularly: Murderousness sounded like a good bet, until he was himself reported dead. Oops?

Other clues:

-The word “BOTS”. What does it mean? Does it refer to the robots that have been up and about around Flamebate? Or is it something even MORE sinister?

-The words “Brainfreeze Trust”. Does it refer to the klan Brainfreeze? And if so, what’s with the “trust” part?

-“The future is cold”. This phrase has been turning up mysteriously all over Forumwarz. What does it mean?

-JolieNet DSL. Also known as the company that provides Forumwarz players service, their bandwidth limitations are the reason why we only get 4 forum visits per day. The first murder was found there, and RikkiTikkiTavi seemed to know something about them before he was murdered. What’s their connection?

Updated rules.

After extensive research, i believe the killer to be none other than evil trout himself.

This is my final answer.

Maybe it IS INCITBot-5000. I mean, he HAS been threatening to crush us humans, and who better to start with than the people that “trust” you.

Well, TGC have collected… samples and done comparative DNA analysis, in this thread. (Actually, for some reason, there’s no forensic anthropologist in the organization — ****ing ridiculous! — so I… ugh.

Here’s what we discovered:

(1) The… remains that were found in the road and purported to belong to Murderousness were not, in fact, him. Someone… someone wants us to think that Murderousness is dead. Murderousness’ whereabouts are currently unknown.

(2) Nana has been ruled out as a suspect in the death of whoever was killed on the road… sort of irrelevant anyways, because it wasn’t Murderousness. The meat on Nana’s tires…. well, it isn’t human, but it’s not animal, either. It’s… sasquatch or… something. I guess it’s another story for another time.

(3) Gentlemen, who is not a member of 70CS, nor an INCIT player, died mysteriously while working on the case. We have positive ID of his remains and reason to suspect that his death is… related to the INCIT deaths, but no solid leads.

My suspicions are leaning towards Murderousness. But why would he— GODDAMN IT! Why, Murd… why?

The INCIT Killer was…

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Red Robot! Robotworld wins!

For those who guessed Orb, you were on the right track… Orb was replaced with a robot after Rikki’s death, and Orbot helped out Red Robot with gaining access to 70CS. But Orbot was not Orb, and besides he didn’t actually kill anyone. Murderousness was attacked and kidnapped as a personal favor to INCIT-Bot. Rikki was killed to keep him from pbuming on his code to hack JolieNet.