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Sphere

Avatar: 46030 Sun Oct 26 10:33:47 -0400 2008

Level 20 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

I read the news today. Oh boy. Log in to see images!

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Sphere

Avatar: 46030 Sun Oct 26 10:33:47 -0400 2008

Level 20 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

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Sphere edited this message on 06/28/2008 2:14PM

icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING YOUR HAND AT DOMINATION.

ALL YOUR SCOOPS ARE BELONG TO US.

FOLLOWUP AT ELEVEN.


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Alice Liddell

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[Rutledge Asylum]

Level 20 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

eh heh heh.


‘twas brillig, and the slithy toves

did gyre and gimble in the wabe;

all mimsy were the borogoves,

and the mome raths outgrabe

Dr_Kraid

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Emo Kid

OH GOD MY AVATAR IS HAUNTED

i do not understand this thread and the only reason i wish to is to satisfy my morbid curiosity


[quote]Golden Horde Posted:

I believe you, after all why should you guys cover it up?

Some ****ing ugly skinny little pimple faced teenaged **** with a girly voice, who I would beat up daily just for being that ****ing fabulous person looking, makes a youtube video where he sings some fabulous person song in a fabulous person falsetto voice from his mommies house, and the thread gets moved to full of win and everyone rushes to tell him how cool he is and how full of win it was.

Some teenaged weeaboo nicknamed Pali whose fabulous person Gaia friends call “Candyfabulous person” and who has the most unbelieveably gay avatar I have ever seen in my entire life gets outed while trying to troll someone else, and he’s called cool.

You’re right why bother trying to hide the fact that your klan is filled with geeks nerds and fabulous persons who would get their skinny pimply faced bumes beat every single day in any self respecting high school, for being the ****wads they are, when even after they are outed for being the fabulous persons they are somehow people still think they are cool.

Thi

Inspector Gu-
mshoe

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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I took a swig from my bottle of Jack and checked my prospects for the day. As usual, they were as empty as a dead prostitute’s eyes. I took the case.

I’m Inspector Gumshoe. I’m a private eye.


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MONKATRICE

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Level 10 Re-Re

Inspector Gumshoe Posted:

I took a swig from my bottle of Jack and checked my prospects for the day. As usual, they were as empty as a dead prostitute’s eyes. I took the case.

I’m Inspector Gumshoe. I’m a private eye.

HEHEHEHHE CLANDESTINE MEATBAG.

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Gentlemen

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Level 11 Re-Re

start your engines

Sphere Posted:

I read the news today. Oh boy. Log in to see images!

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I see… I see.

I need a silver alert set up around the perimeter of the murder scene. Now.


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Damion

Avatar: 15735 Thu Apr 09 21:10:47 -0400 2009
14

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 57 Emo Kid

Wise guy overdrive

Sphere Posted:

I read the news today. Oh boy. Log in to see images!

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I’m guessing it’s the way he wanted to goLog in to see images!

Murderousness

Avatar: Ron Paul
5

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I would not wish this misfortune on even the most hated of klans. What hath God wrought?

Murderousness edited this message on 06/30/2008 11:10PM

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

MyKals_M0m

Avatar: Rubber Duckie

Level 12 Permanoob

“PERMANOOB”

i don’t underestant who died but here is a good recipe for a crowd at a funeral

Ingredients

* 32 oz bag of frozen shredded hash browns

* 2 (10 3/4 oz) cans Cream of Chicken Soup

* 2 cups Sour Cream

* 1 1/2 cup grated Cheddar Cheese (I like to use sharp Cheddar Cheese)

* 1/2 cup melted bumer or margarine

* 1/2 c. chopped onion

* 2 cups finely crushed Corn Flakes

* 2 Tbs bumer or margarine melted

Directions

1. Grease 9x13 baking dish and preheat oven to 350

2. In large bowl combine soups, sour cream, cheese, onions, and the 1/2 cup of melted bumer.

3. Gently fold hash browns into mixture.

4. Pour mixture into pan.

5. Combine crushed corn flakes and the 2 Tbs. of melted bumer and sprinkle on top of potato mixture.

6. Bake for 30 minutes.

7. *If wanting to, you can use cubed potatoes instead of hash browns but you will need to increase baking time to 55 minutes.


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Conconhead

Avatar: 28572 Sat Nov 22 23:17:26 -0500 2008
5

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 29 Camwhore

“Playmate of the Month”

Mormon Funeral Potatoes. I kid you not, this was served at my grandmother’s funeral in Utah…

Alright Agents, listen up!

We have two seemingly unrelated murders, which I sense are in fact somehow connected.

How do I know this? I don’t.

It’s called gut instinct people, it comes from doing this job a long time, and sometimes you just gotta trust your gut.

Now listen up! Here’s how I want us to approach this.

We’ll split up into two teams.

I want one team investing this Joliet Net Service Station for more clues on this murder.

I also want a second team, to inspect the other one got it?

Keep your eyes peeled for ANYTHING out of the ordinary, understand? ANYTHING out of the ordinary is what we are looking for.

Inspector Gumshoe is already on top of this, so I want him to take point.

God it feels good to be back!

Alright Agents you have your orders, now let’s do this by the numbers!

Monkey in a suit with a gun edited this message on 07/01/2008 7:57PM

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Inspector Gu-
mshoe

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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Alright, agents. I want this crime scene covered more thoroughly than the media on a Tom Cruise divorce story. Search EVERY damn inch. This scene is cold, so make sure you check the places that aren’t checked much… floor tiles, break room closets, safes, whatever. We have full authorized clearance.


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Gentlemen

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Level 11 Re-Re

start your engines

Alright. I’m here. Someone brief me on what the **** is going on?


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Inspector Gu-
mshoe

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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

We’re looking for anything out of the ordinary. Check everywhere: floorboards, ceiling, the break room, closets… check under the ****ing carpet if you have to.


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Gentlemen

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Level 11 Re-Re

start your engines

Inspector Gumshoe Posted:

We’re looking for anything out of the ordinary. Check everywhere: floorboards, ceiling, the break room, closets… check under the ****ing carpet if you have to.

Alright. Let me see what I can find. Where have you checked, Inspector?


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Inspector Gu-
mshoe

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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

He inspected the broom closet first. It smelled like putrid death, but he quickly learned that that was just the rich scent of Mop Water. Nothing out of the ordinary here, though as an ex-adventure gamer player, he stole one of the blue powdery things that turns toilet water blue.


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Gentlemen

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Level 11 Re-Re

start your engines

Alright, I’m checking all the computers in this place. They are all running Windows XP… lucky bastards haven’t switched to Vista yet… the only out of the ordinary thing seems to be the beastiality porn in the history… I’ve seen worse. Wait a minute… why do I keep seeing this damned BOTS message everywhere? Nearly as annoying as Bad Wolf…


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Inspector Gu-
mshoe

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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Beastia- nevermind. What’s this about BOTS? Are they talking about robots? Like, bleep bloop? ...Huh.

I couldn’t do anything about the BOTS or the beastiality porn, so I went to search the tech room next. The lights of charging batteries flickered like dying stars as I surveyed the room. Nothing seemed to be out of the ordinary.


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