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This an excerpt from tomorrow’s issue of the SNOCA Gazette. Snagged it off the presses while I was casing the recent murders. Check out the top scoop:
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I snuck by the flatfoot’s to see if they had anything, but they were just as stumped as anybody. They did have this photo on file of the deceased, though:
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All I knows is, no perp I know in these parts could do that to a mongoose in a few seconds. I thinks we gotta look outside the usual suspects.
Also, I need to find out who that broad is, yeah? Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 06/30/2008 10:26PM | View Inspector Gumsho...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Initiate a… A… Well, blast, can’t recall the technical term. Initiate that alert right under Nuclear Holocaust and right above Homebase is on Fire. |
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Posted On: 07/01/2008 3:44AM | View Cat Sidhe Nekoko...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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HEHEHE FOOLS! I’ll solve this case before the fabulous person club even figures out there is a case to solve! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 07/01/2008 1:32PM | View MONKATRICE's Profile | # | ||||||
MONKATRICE Posted:
Excuse me? The fabulous person Club? Rephrase it, insolent child. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 07/01/2008 1:46PM | View Gentlemen's Profile | # | ||||||
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We all have alibis! We’ve been in a 276 hour raid since last week. Joseph of Suburbia Posted:
~Brainfreeze~
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Posted On: 07/01/2008 1:53PM | View Wyrd's Profile | # | ||||||
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And we never leave our parent’s basement anyway, since we have no social life. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 07/01/2008 2:03PM | View Fatquack's Profile | # | ||||||
That’s exactly what you would WANT us to think! |
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Posted On: 07/01/2008 6:48PM | View Ball's Profile | # | ||||||
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The chances that Brainfreeze had done it were slim to none, and Slim had just been taken in for questioning by the fuzz. But someone seemed to want us to think they did it. What was the angle? Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 07/01/2008 7:04PM | View Inspector Gumsho...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Such horrors! My heart skips a beat to think that a mongoose who only days ago eviscerated cobras withal sprightliness has had his life stolen from him by some vile force! Oh, what next? Murderousness edited this message on 07/01/2008 7:12PM
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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Posted On: 07/01/2008 7:11PM | View Murderousness's Profile | # | ||||||
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Inspector Gumshoe Posted:
You’re right Gumshoe, this smells like a frame up. I am putting you in charge of this crime scene, you seem to have a good read on what is going on here, so you’re the point man on this mission.
We will get to the bottom of this. I smell a conspiracy, and this nose never lies. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 07/01/2008 8:03PM | View Monkey in a suit...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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it’s today and i haven’t seen this headline anywhere what gives Hobart Bliggity Posted: |
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Posted On: 07/01/2008 8:56PM | View TUBSWEETIE's Profile | # | ||||||
TUBSWEETIE Posted:
Do you even subscribe to the **** No One Cares About Gazette? |
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Posted On: 07/01/2008 10:24PM | View Sphere's Profile | # | ||||||
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Alright, I went through their conference room. Found a bunch of giant posters with inspirational sayings, but on the back were taped Listerine breath strips laced with LSD. I think we’ve found the source of their “creativity”, but it doesn’t help much.
It also seems they eat a lot of chicken wings in there. Bones everywhere. I’ll send them to the lab to make sure. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 07/01/2008 10:25PM | View Miss Trent's Profile | # | ||||||
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To be honest, I haven’t done much lately. Been monitoring some other channels. By the way, wonder if anyone’s picked up that one Russian murder yet? I sure hope not. Heh, messy job. |
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Posted On: 07/01/2008 10:30PM | View Cat Sidhe Nekoko...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Miss Trent Posted:
Good thinking on sending those bones to the lab, the uhh LSD strips…uh you might want me to hold onto them for now. You know, just to make sure they are uhhh, properly disposed of.
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Posted On: 07/01/2008 10:30PM | View Monkey in a suit...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Hmmm… has anyone taken a look at his livejournal yet? Also I think it would behove us to talk with LOLBags again since he was the last to see the mongoose alive. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 07/01/2008 10:37PM | View Monkey in a suit...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Any idea where we can find this “LOLBags” person? I’m slightly out of my depth with this…element.
By the way, Mr. Monkey, you are looking better. And I’ll hang onto the breath strips. They’re evidence, eh? Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 07/01/2008 10:41PM | View Miss Trent's Profile | # | ||||||
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EXCUSE ME. I don’t know how you all got in here, but… can I help you? Log in to see images!
Is this supposed to be some kind of prank on us? We have ENOUGH to deal with right now, if you don’t mind. |
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Posted On: 07/01/2008 10:42PM | View Orb's Profile | # | ||||||
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Orb Posted:
Calm down maam this is an investigation we are running here. No, this is no prank, and I suggest that if you want to find out what happened to your klanmates, then you let us do our job, without interference.
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Posted On: 07/01/2008 10:45PM | View Monkey in a suit...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Miss Trent Posted:
Why thanks you, that whole demon incident was…different…
Not sure who LOLBags is, I’ll check around and see what I can turn up.
By the way, do you have a breath strip on you? My breath is horrible. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 07/01/2008 10:47PM | View Monkey in a suit...'s Profile | # | ||||||