Orb [70 Character Storytellers]

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Information

Bio:

Just zis guy, you know?

Location:

Virginia

Interests:

INCIT, RPing, being an overall fabulous person, general optimism

Occupation:

Laser-tag marshal, drunken poet

Orb loves the following website(s):

  • goatse.cx
  • 4chan
  • Gaia Online
  • (Other) a.k.a my forum is so cool it's not even listed.
Vitals
Class: Camwhore
Level: 69
Cred: 950000000
Buildr Score: 27
Job Points: 307

Flamebate Statistics (View all of Orb's posts)
Posts made: 1009
Threads started: 68

Forumwarz Domination (what's domination?)
This Season's Medals: 0
Total Medals: 20

INCIT wins (View all of Orb's wins)
Image Votes: 194
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Orb's Stall
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Jubbles wrote this on 05/22/2009 2:40AM:

Damn, Orb’s so awesome he even earns e-Peen after he’s stopped playing.

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Fran wrote this on 10/31/2008 7:45AM:

I’ll reach your E-Peen count someday, you E-Peen stealer! Log in to see images!

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Fran wrote this on 09/25/2008 6:25AM:

We need more story-telling on IRC.

One of the best klan additions imo.

I have to stop kissing yer bum so much, but I can’t, you’re just THAT awesome :/

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Fran wrote this on 09/19/2008 2:00AM:

Gonna miss ya. Log in to see images!

Bye bye, see ya monday.

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Fran wrote this on 09/19/2008 12:37AM:

Hey are we like BFFs now Log in to see images!

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Fran wrote this on 09/18/2008 11:27PM:

Aww Log in to see images!

E-Peen™
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"The Miracle"

This player pwned 96 different forums in a row.

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A Spoonful of Sugar

This player pwned 48 different forums in a row.

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Alcohol Kills, Take LSD

This player pwned 68 different forums in a row.

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An Extra Quarter

This player voted for Barack Obama.

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Around the World, Around the World

This player pwned 80 different forums in a row.

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Auntiepathy

This player put up with Great Aunt Geraldine for a full month.

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Baby Bump

This player bumped a year-old thread to wish Jalapeno Bootyhole a happy birthday and wasn’t a complete dick about it.

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Best Player Ever

Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.

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Big Day

This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.

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Big Fat Meanie-Head-Face-Pants

This player had an especially mean disposition. Apparently, this Player also wears especially fat face-pants.

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Calling God Names

This player pwned 72 different forums in a row.

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Census Worker

This player will fill out tedious forms for little to no pay.

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Chai

This player earned 18 job points.

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Collaborator

This player has made significant contributions to Spoilerpedia, the Forumwarz wiki.

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Cool Threads, Man

This player successfully contributed the most thread titles to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

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Creative Inputter

This player topped the INCIT Wins leaderboard.

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D20

This player pwned 20 different forums in a row.

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Design Guyz!

This player successfully contributed a design to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

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Double Ds

This player pwned 44 different forums in a row.

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Easy Rider

This player pwned 88 different forums in a row.

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Fiend of Forumwarz: Uranium

This player pwned 92 different forums in a row.

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Flaming Black Operative

This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.

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FOAR!

This player earned 4 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Forumbuildr ALPHA

This player successfully contributed the most to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

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Friend of Forumwarz: Gold

This player is a Gold level Friend of Forumwarz™.

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Future Sentrillion Employee

This player obtained 1,000 IP addresses.

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Gifted

This player took all of HugMastaDoug’s shit and still pwned his ass. (E-Peen™ designed by Aldo_Anything.)

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Grass on the Field

This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.

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High in Dietary Fiber

This player topped the Hall of Shit Votes leaderboard.

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Host(ess) with the Most(est)

This player ran a contest of significant value to the Forumwarz community. In other words, it wasn’t just done for the E-Peen. (It was done for two E-Peen!)

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Hurf Durf!

This player did something really stupid. (E-Peen™ designed by Afterthotz.)

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I Came

The Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose won’t pick on this player ever again. (E-Peen™ designed by Jubbles.)

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Impressively Pathetic

This player topped the Most Cred Leaderboard.

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Internet Attorney's E-Peen

This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!

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Jingjing

This player beat The Great Firewall of China before Episode 2 launched.

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Kireji-sama

This player is a recognized master of Emo haiku.

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Legal in Luxembourg

This player earned 16 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Let Them Eat Cake!

This player celebrated the one-year anniversary of Forumwarz (by bumping a thread).

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Life Begins

This player pwned 40 different forums in a row.

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Luke 10:30

This player was a good Samaritan.

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Master of Inanity

This player successfully contributed the most typical posts to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

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Medal Winner

This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.

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Mexico Calling

This player pwned 52 different forums in a row.

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Miss Popularity

This player topped the Popularity Leaderboard.

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My Ass Got Infected, Coach

This player pwned 32 different forums in a row.

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Octopussy

This player earned 8 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Ol' Spread-Eagle Eyes

This player found an inadvertent typo or textual error within the game.

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One Angry Man

This player earned 12 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Our Personal Army

This player nominated Forumwarz for a Crunchie.

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Patience, My Ass!

This user pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 2.

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Quality Unassurance

This player beta tested Episode 2.

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Ranks & Files

This player pwned 64 different forums in a row.

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Rows and Rows of the Finest Virtuosos

This player pwned 76 different forums in a row.

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Sex 'n Dirt

This player pwned 84 different forums in a row.

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Sexagenarian

This player pwned 60 different forums in a row.

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Sister of the Quivering Rose

This player joined the Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose.

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Smart Aleck

This player successfully contributed the most angry replies to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

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Spider-Man

This player assembled 25 .moar files.

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Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!

This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail.

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Super 8

This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.

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Super-Chai

This player earned 180 job points.

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Sweet Sixteen

This player pwned 16 different forums in a row.

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The Big Give

This player successfully ran a legitimate contest for Brownie Points.

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The Boiling Point

This player pwned 100 different forums in a row.

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The Grind

This player has visited over 100 forums.

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The Level Cap

This player got all the way up to Level 69. Hey, snazzy hat.

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The Outpost of Tyranny

This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.

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The Picture of Innocence

This player completed Episode 3 with a lawful/good alignment.

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The Red Tide

This player pwned 28 different forums in a row.

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The Sequential Artist

This player won the official Forumwarz comics contest.

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Trollslayer

The Order of the Brown Starfish bows in submission to this player.

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Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue

This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.

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Veado

This player pwned 24 different forums in a row.

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Venti Mocha No Foam

This player earned 20 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Veterans of Forumwarz

This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.

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What the Fuck Was That?

This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.

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White People Love Lawyers

This player pwned 56 different forums in a row.

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With Friends Like These

This player successfully contributed the most enemies to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

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You Killed Superman!

This player pwned 36 different forums in a row.

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