It- sir. It hardly seems evidence that you’re here to help. For all I know, your rebumurances were the last thing my people heard. I’m hardly in a position to trust strangers.

Oi, I’m here. What I miss? Is the dame giving you a hard time? Because I’ve got things to make people not give us hard times. A bit of the ol’ syringin’, a jab in the leg, and they’re out.

January Posted:

Oi, I’m here. What I miss? Is the dame giving you a hard time? Because I’ve got things to make people not give us hard times. A bit of the ol’ syringin’, a jab in the leg, and they’re out.

Well agent if she doesn’t calm herself down I will have you do just that!

Orb Posted:

Never saw- my people are dead! Whether you are our savior our murderer, I’m hardly in a position to stop you!

Do what you want, but don’t expect much cooperation. My people are scared half to death by all this.

Excellent. Looks like I won’t need to prep Sub. A, Monkey. Where are your people, Moses, and I hope they respond as well to threats as you do.

Heh heh. Let me see. Sub. B probably would do just fine on the rest of those guys if they choose to whine instead of help.

...I’ll keep them in their rooms. Please don’t hurt anyone else.

January Posted:

Hah hah hah! I’m sure none of them will be hurt, as long as I don’t accidentally use Sub. D!

Monkey, ever seen the clinical testing for this stuff? It’s amazing, boyo. Stuff reacts with the blood cells, instantly becomes acidic. No idea how they pull it off, but it’s brilliant.

It made me throw up in my mouth a little when I saw the live testing…and I don’t throw up ever. Nasty **** that.

Anyway they’ll behave I think.

I want to check on this mongoose’s computer and see what it was he was livejournaling.

January, you are good with computers, can you get past his security and bring up what he was visiting?

Break into it? How s-

Oh, electronically. That’s right. Lemme think. Pbumword.

Pbumword.

Paaabumsword.

...

episodetwobeta.

We’re in. Have fun.

Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted:

Clever thinking January…I don’t know why I didn’t think of that.

To be honest, I guessed. Someone as sad as this fellow must have an idol which as is sad as he is.

live journal entry for duck duck mongoose Posted:

god orb is such a douchebag.

The only reason why he brought Brainfreeze in is because he thinks we suck at raiding. WE DONT. We’re pretty good, but he’s just so impatient. And with this code I’ve written to hack Jolie Net we’ll be unstoppable. I just don’t know whether to show Orb. Maybe I should start my own klan that deser

What the ****? My closet is shaking. Just a sec, I’m gonna find out what

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January, unless I am losing my mind, which is a distinct possibility, this all leads right back to Jolie net again.

Jolie Net is the connection between these two cases it has to be!

We need to find out more about this Jolie Net service, and fast.

No, you- you cant!

*With agility unusual the the ordinary nerd, Orb grabs a magnet paper weight and throws it at the computer. It immediately sticks. From here, Orb jumps straight out the window, crashing through it and falling four stories to the ground.*