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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

I play the trombone, too. It’s an awesome instrument. This concludes my 9th year of playing it.

I’ve actually got a concert in about 12 hours. I’m in the community concert band. it’s great because everyone in it loves playing.

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

I play the trombone, too. It’s an awesome instrument. This concludes my 9th year of playing it.

I’ve actually got a concert in about 12 hours. I’m in the community concert band. it’s great because everyone in it loves playing.

I played sax in high school…but I’m an asthmatic, so I haven’t touched it in years.

Plus, I’d have this weird thing happen to me where the air I was breathing would go out my ear instead of my mouth. It only really happened in solo contests where you don’t get a lot of breaks, but still. Log in to see images!

Gene Hackman

Avatar: 45667 Mon Mar 09 04:05:35 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Sometimes my name is Anthony and I live in Phoenix, Arizona. I work as a dispatcher for a Beer Distributer. A few weeks ago I found myself in a Mental Health facility where after three days they realized that I didn’t belong. And I should be finding a new apartment instead of being here.

TheColderSho-
ulder

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2

[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
acy
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Chris. 22. I feel very nomadic nowadays. The rents live in Missouri, I go to school in Indiana, and I love traveling overseas and having adventures. I don’t stay put very long Log in to see images!

Currently preparing to go to waikiki for a paid internship, a sort of crash course in international management and video production for about a month.

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Hello, I’m Amber. I’m way older than most of you. I’m currently in San Francisco, previously Pasadena, even more previously, Indiana.

I’m an introvert. I’m obsessed with music and animals and instruments. I want to learn to play every instrument. I love digging through thrift stores and cooking. I really don’t like a lot of people but amazingly, in this site full of “trolls”, I think most of you are pretty cool. I live with my awesome boyfriend who played Forumwarz just long enough to win and moved on, maybe I can get him to participate in flamebate when ep 2 comes out!

I’m taking a hiatus from real life for a while and have an awesome, super fun job working with animals. I don’t really want to go back to having a serious job, so I think I might go back to school again for audio production. What do you think?

Gene Hackman

Avatar: 45667 Mon Mar 09 04:05:35 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Odalisque Posted:

I don’t really want to go back to having a serious job, so I think I might go back to school again for audio production. What do you think?

I was doing that here. I was looking into becoming an audio engineer. Be careful of your hearing though. I developed tinnitus from the school I went to.

Gene Hackman edited this message on 06/21/2008 4:05AM

SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

My name is Jason. I’m a factory worker from Alabama, and I turn 30 one month from today.

I used to play online poker, but I quit because I suck at it.

I used to play guitar, but I quit because of a pinched nerve in my hand.

I am obsessed with papercrafting.

My favorite types of movies are Kung-Fu and Horror.

I AM married (sorry ladies).

I recently lost 20 lbs. from diet and exercising.

Also I haven’t had a solid bowel movement in about a month, I probably need to get that checked out.

I got a degree in industrial electronics in college.

As you can probably guess, I’m a total Pinkerton.

I am also a bondage fetishist.

And I am a picky eater.

I have lost two jobs in my life due to outsourcing to Mexico.

I am a card carrying member of the Church of the Subgenius.

I am also an anarchist.

And I believe in interplanetary life.

I never pay for music OR porn.

Tom Waits is my hero.

I was in two automobile accidents last year, neither of them being my fault.

I live in a trailer.

I’m currently learning how to do Tai Chi.

All I ask is that the pizza has pepperoni.

That’s all I can think of for now.

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Odalisque Posted:

I want to learn to play every instrument.

I’d like to learn more instruments, but don’t really have access to (for lack of a better word) the culture. Once I move to a bigger city, I’d like to start up as a trance DJ. I’m going to pick myself up a harmonica one of these days as well, because it’s the coolest instrument ever invented. Period.

Odalisque Posted:

I’m taking a hiatus from real life for a while and have an awesome, super fun job working with animals. I don’t really want to go back to having a serious job, so I think I might go back to school again for audio production. What do you think?

You have to have interest in what you do, or else you’ll just be miserable every day. If it’s something your interested in and have talent at, you should at least try it.

Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 edited this message on 06/21/2008 3:59AM

Gene Hackman

Avatar: 45667 Mon Mar 09 04:05:35 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Lara Croft Posted:

I’m going to pick myself up a harmonica one of these days as well, because it’s the coolest instrument ever invented. Period.

Me and Howlin’ Wolf agree.

Tangolho

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4

[Team Shortbus]

Level 24 Troll

The Repeater

Im 23 years old, I’m a math and cience teacher, I live with my girlfriend and she doesnt play forumwarz (shock Log in to see images!). I also play guitar since I was 7. I’m a tall and well build guy because do alot of sports.

I like to ear Tool, Queens of the Stone age, Alice in chains, and bands like that, I really dont like rap and hip-hop but I’m not a racist, and to prove that one of my best friends is a african.

my_mother

Avatar: 43437 Sun Nov 23 19:27:56 -0500 2008

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Emo Kid

my woman's genitals smells like freedom

My name is Emma and I’m 20. I live in a small touristy town on the coast of Australia that I share a love/hate relationship with. I travel for about 6 months of every year, I have been alot of places and love talking about it so feel free to ask Log in to see images!

I’m indellibly indecisive and have had a job as an audio engineer, worked at Blockbuster Video, worked for a record label, an event organiser for a music festival (just an internship), studied Medicine for 2.5 weeks at Uni, then ran away cos I’m scared of commitment.

Right now I’m doing prosound for local harcore gigs for very little money but I ****ing love it.

I have a tragic love life but the most amazing friends and family.

I love to skate and drink beer. I am an avid comic book collector. I adore clbumic literature. I am hugely into music. I love tattoos and piercings and have a few.

I play piano, guitar, bbum, cello, harp and harmonica. None of them all too well though.

I don’t think I will ever actually grow up.

This is my very first internet game and I am sadly addicted, to the point where everyone comes round to my house for a party and I sit on here on the computer!? Log in to see images!

Also, I have a big secret in that I have had three books published under a male pseudonym and my PR people would kill me for telling you guys this! Log in to see images!

This has been way too long and boring. Sorry. Log in to see images!

TheColderSho-
ulder

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking
2

[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
acy
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

my_mother Posted:

three books published under a male pseudonym

intriguing. i wonder how famous they are…

my_mother

Avatar: 43437 Sun Nov 23 19:27:56 -0500 2008

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Emo Kid

my woman's genitals smells like freedom

iIRZ Posted:

my name’s ben and im a pretty alright dude i guess. i play guitar and drums (kinda) and am going into my sophomore year of high school. i also have a job enterin datas. it pays like 9 bux an hour and i get free food and it counts as volunteer work so it’s a really great thing. also i have the best hair on fwz.

this i believe

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n25/indierockzombie/Photo811.jp

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I wanted the best hair on forumwarz but yours totally ****s all over mine Log in to see images!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/Cooptastic/l_a6392d93bf6ea00d6d51424232e9c0-1.jpg

my_mother

Avatar: 43437 Sun Nov 23 19:27:56 -0500 2008

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Emo Kid

my woman's genitals smells like freedom

TheColderShoulder Posted:

intriguing. i wonder how famous they are…

Eh, unfortunately not overly. I get my royalties once a year but I could only just live off them so not that much.

Also, suprisingly, they are bigger in Europe than here in Aust or in the States.

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

Avatar: nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS's
4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

That’s just ****ing ridiculous. Two semi famous people play fwz. Log in to see images!

TeeKayEff

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13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Who’s the other one?

Dr_Kraid

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Emo Kid

OH GOD MY AVATAR IS HAUNTED

me of course

Doctor Who

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Level 6 Re-Re

My name is John(EDIT: Not my real name. Dont want people doxing me Log in to see images! Doctor Who edited this message on 06/22/2008 7:51PM

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

The basics –

Name: Elena

Location: Puerto Rico

Age: 24

Birthday: July 4 [1983]

Studied in Ann Arbor Michigan and got my B.A. in 2005 [Political Science – oh and art history minor – useless, don’t do it kids hehe].

I start law school in august, after bumming about for 3 years deciding if I really wanted to study more or not. So basically I will be under a pile of books (again) soon.

I have a pretty cool cat (Jinxy) and take care of a stray cat army in our backyard as well because animals are chill.

Vice Vice Ba-
by

Avatar: Vice Vice Baby's Avatar

[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 4 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

Hmm, according to this new-fangled Internet thing I was executed by firing squad for espionage during World War I. But that would mean-

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