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JB Presents a Contest for 100 BP: Transgressive Nanofiction!
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Hey there, Forumwarriorz!
It’s been a while since I held a contest, huh? Well, this one’s pretty simple and it gives you the chance to express yourself — in the most nauseating and offensive manner possible!
Simply post your most transgressive nanofiction here.
Transgressive: “Of or relating to a genre of fiction, filmmaking, or art characterized by graphic depictions of behavior that violates socially acceptable norms, often involving violence, drug use, and sexual deviancy.”
Nanofiction: Extremely short stories (or fragments of stories). In this case, 25 words or less. Yup, practically Twitter length.
Essentially, I’m only looking for statements or imagery; they don’t have to have real story arcs. Just dump your nasty, bizarre or outlandish ideas here. Preferably they’ll be funny, original and interesting, not just gross — as the best transgressive fiction tends to be.
Full disclosure: I plan to adapt some of these ideas for a mini-project of my own, but nothing that will be published in Forumwarz or elsewhere. Your writing will remain your own.
You may submit as many entries as you like. One entry per post, please. The contest ends this Saturday, July 31st, at 11:59 p.m.
The winner (which will either be determined by me or a panel, depending on how many entries there are) receives 50 BP. Second place receives 30 BP and third place gets 20 BP. Sorry, no E-Peen for this contest.
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| Posted On: 07/23/2010 3:27AM |
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Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
No E-Peen; No interest. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/23/2010 3:30AM |
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Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
Excuse me? |
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| Posted On: 07/23/2010 4:54AM |
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Wiping a tear, she gently took his hand and placed it between her legs.
“Michael,” she said. “I love you. Always know Mommy loves you.” |
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| Posted On: 07/23/2010 5:00AM |
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IN CASE THAT IS NOT GRAPHIC ENOUGH:
Wiping a tear, she took his hand and gently guided his finger inside her. “Michael,” she said. “I love you. Always know Mommy loves you.”
AND IN CASE THAT ISN’T BAD ENOUGH:
Wiping a tear, JB grabbed ET by his sparse, ginger hair and thrust deeply.
“Trouty,” he said. “I love you. Always know Mommy loves you.” |
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| Posted On: 07/23/2010 5:11AM |
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She furiously discharged her carbohydrate-hardened, intestine-tempered faeces into her partner’s bum, who reciprocated gently. The exchange bore a striking similitude to mutual masturbation. |
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| Posted On: 07/23/2010 5:31AM |
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A man begged an ogre to cure his daughter. The ogre mutely wiped the man between the folds of his crotch, then sent him away. |
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| Posted On: 07/23/2010 5:39AM |
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“I love the taste of humans. Particularly specimens who bathe. But that last one I ate? His bum tasted like ****.” |
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| Posted On: 07/23/2010 5:45AM |
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Why can’t I remember anything that hapened when I was really small? “You can’t form memories early in life”, dad explained, “that, or the heroin.” |
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| Posted On: 07/23/2010 6:03AM |
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For sale: baby parts, never used. King Krimson edited this message on 07/23/2010 6:20AM |
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| Posted On: 07/23/2010 6:10AM |
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Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
I played forumwarz today |
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| Posted On: 07/23/2010 6:16AM |
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“We are… The Aristocrats” |
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| Posted On: 07/23/2010 6:18AM |
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Went for a walk,found a dog,sucked it off. |
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| Posted On: 07/23/2010 6:20AM |
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AIDS woman's genitals
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Adapt Posted:I will explain when it’s over, but I don’t want you to be unduly influenced. Anyway, it’s legit. I just need some inspiration and you’re the right people for it.
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| Posted On: 07/23/2010 6:25AM |
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| Posted On: 07/23/2010 6:30AM |
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Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
Adapt Posted:
Further, you plan to what those ideas? I consider my first post an entry; an entry in the category of sexual depravity. |
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| Posted On: 07/23/2010 6:34AM |
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Woke up this morning what a beautiful day,had a wank,jizzed on my cornflakes then hit my male reproductive organ with a hammer. |
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| Posted On: 07/23/2010 6:46AM |
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Jerry groaned with satisfaction after ejaculating into Samantha’s bum. She was 17, but already a grandmother. Cats grow up so fast. |
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| Posted On: 07/23/2010 7:14AM |
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And yea, I bequeath to you all my most handy life tip: Regularly feed your dog condoms so as to achieve pre-bagged turds. |
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| Posted On: 07/23/2010 7:20AM |
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King Krimson Posted:
Near-plagiarism, I like it! |
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| Posted On: 07/23/2010 7:55AM |
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