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JB Presents a Contest for 100 BP: Transgressive Nanofiction! | |||||||
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Faced with overwhelming adversity, the general decided to withdraw. “Should have brought lube,” he groused. “Or at least tried ****ing a bigger tank.” |
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Posted On: 07/23/2010 1:20PM | View Jubbles's Profile | # | ||||||
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Staring lustily at the stranger chained to the wall, Franklin casually removed her skin before penetrating her. |
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Posted On: 07/23/2010 1:22PM | View Jubbles's Profile | # | ||||||
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Today I posted in the Anon forums |
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Posted On: 07/23/2010 1:27PM | View SanDyk's Profile | # | ||||||
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Laying him down for his nap, she gently kissed her infant son’s forehead. Wait, no. Foreskin. Jubbles edited this message on 07/23/2010 1:29PM |
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Posted On: 07/23/2010 1:29PM | View Jubbles's Profile | # | ||||||
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This was the day. Today, he would NOT make fun of WeChall. |
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Posted On: 07/23/2010 1:36PM | View MC Banhammer's Profile | # | ||||||
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So what if she didn’t know him? He rubbed her bulging belly anyway, cooing to the life growing within. |
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Posted On: 07/23/2010 1:43PM | View MC Banhammer's Profile | # | ||||||
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The teenager knew her life could be so much better, but try as she might to fit in, she really, really — REALLY — hated Twilight. |
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Posted On: 07/23/2010 1:52PM | View MC Banhammer's Profile | # | ||||||
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Dammit, it was HIS best friend’s mother’s funeral. If he wanted to sing Kool & The Gang’s “Celebration” at it, that was his prerogative. |
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Posted On: 07/23/2010 1:57PM | View MC Banhammer's Profile | # | ||||||
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Bingebot was alive and eating a salad |
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Posted On: 07/23/2010 2:36PM | View SanDyk's Profile | # | ||||||
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Evil Trout told Jalapeno Bootyhole about his decision to become straight. Needless to say, JB was found in his lovers dead bum. |
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Posted On: 07/23/2010 2:40PM | View CrinkzPipe's Profile | # | ||||||
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“Hi, my name is Mike Drach.” |
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Posted On: 07/23/2010 2:45PM | View MC Banhammer's Profile | # | ||||||
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The doors opened, and he stepped into the packed elevator.
He did NOT turn around. |
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Posted On: 07/23/2010 2:55PM | View MC Banhammer's Profile | # | ||||||
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I don’t normally like to criticize, but wow, her baby is such a ****. |
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Posted On: 07/23/2010 2:59PM | View plk's Profile | # | ||||||
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He walked up to her in the bar. “Hey baby,” he said, before he dumped his chicken wings down her pants. |
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Posted On: 07/23/2010 3:10PM | View MC Banhammer's Profile | # | ||||||
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“My name is quangntenemy, and today I made a good post on ForumWarz.” |
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Posted On: 07/23/2010 3:15PM | View MC Banhammer's Profile | # | ||||||
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Through the screams, Dave suddenly realized there was more than one way to interpret, “would you like to eat my woman's genitals?” |
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Posted On: 07/23/2010 3:56PM | View plk's Profile | # | ||||||
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The high school coach ensured that his school’s colors, black and blue, were well-represented on his players. |
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Posted On: 07/23/2010 4:20PM | View MC Banhammer's Profile | # | ||||||
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The father enjoyed his 8 year old sons company. He had taught him the family trade, and he was enjoying every minute of it. |
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Posted On: 07/23/2010 4:43PM | View CrinkzPipe's Profile | # | ||||||
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CrinkzPipe Posted:
(the family trade was sucking male reproductive organ) |
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Posted On: 07/23/2010 4:50PM | View CrinkzPipe's Profile | # | ||||||
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“I thought everyone uses them.” He handed her a towel. “Just your wife,” she wiped her crotch, smiling. “Get three drops rather than two next time.”
Then he opened the closet and kissed her dresses – slowly, one by one – but that didn’t help as well.
“Headache?” He closed his eyes affirmatively, rubbing his temple. “Would it help if I’ll kiss you?” He stared at her, shocked. She sighed, exiting the elevator.
Sometimes, when it’s getting unbearably boring to just eat, I go out to some restaurant with this and that cuisine.
“Do you love me?” “Sorry.” “It’s ok. Don’t be upset, take it easy,” she said, adjusting some irrelevant tube in his ICU.
Much later, in Heaven they had a chance to discuss, if there was any sense in what they’ve done. Turned out, there was none.
P.S. Sorry for possible grammar mistakes. Inconnu edited this message on 07/23/2010 6:17PM |
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Posted On: 07/23/2010 5:11PM | View Inconnu's Profile | # | ||||||