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JB Presents a Contest for 100 BP: Transgressive Nanofiction!
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She doesn’t understand those outrages. Mere drawings of naked boys aren’t hurting anyone. At least not her little brother, who always enjoys being her model… Kittysan edited this message on 07/25/2010 12:29AM |
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| Posted On: 07/25/2010 12:26AM |
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“Father, I wonder…” says young beautiful Adam. ”...Is there really heaven?”
“Yes, my son.” Father Michael smiles kindly. “Take off your clothes, I’ll show you.” |
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| Posted On: 07/25/2010 12:42AM |
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And then kittysan, after making the bold accusation of plagarism, ****ING DARED the man to go grocery shopping naked. |
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| Posted On: 07/25/2010 12:48AM |
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Old lady Felicia loved her cats so much. When her money finally ran out, she slit her wrist, leaving her corpse for them to eat. |
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| Posted On: 07/25/2010 1:08AM |
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Having killed his father and bedded his mother, Oedipus went insane, gouged his eyes out, and died.
His two sons found him and skull-****ed him. Kittysan edited this message on 07/25/2010 1:25AM |
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| Posted On: 07/25/2010 1:14AM |
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Kittysan Posted:
It’s called Transgressive Nanofiction, you know, the point of the contest? |
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| Posted On: 07/25/2010 1:19AM |
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The plagiarist and his friends knew, if they used enough ad hominem, name-calling and mockery, they could divert readers’ attentions from the crime. And they did! Kittysan edited this message on 07/25/2010 1:34AM |
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| Posted On: 07/25/2010 1:28AM |
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Kittysan Posted:
Number of words: 26 |
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| Posted On: 07/25/2010 1:32AM |
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Guess “ad hominem” count as two words. In that case…
The plagiarist and friends knew, if they used enough ad hominem, name-calling and mockery, they could divert readers’ attentions from the crime. And they did! |
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| Posted On: 07/25/2010 1:39AM |
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Its weird how letters with spaces between them are not one word. |
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| Posted On: 07/25/2010 1:49AM |
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I spammed this thread |
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| Posted On: 07/25/2010 7:55AM |
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name-calling is debatable too; an automated word count would call it one word because there’s no space, but should it be “name-calling” or “name calling”.
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Tone never comes through properly in text. Maybe if I had covered that liberally in Log in to see images!s… except that would have looked fabulous persongy and lame.
There was also going to be more nanofiction here but then I couldn’t think of anything. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/25/2010 8:38AM |
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i keep trying to be the last poster for that thread |
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| Posted On: 07/25/2010 9:44AM |
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Why the **** does everyone make it about forumwarz |
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| Posted On: 07/25/2010 10:07AM |
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Teh Cezar Posted:
i lied about the “avoid being banned part” |
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| Posted On: 07/25/2010 10:31AM |
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She wiped her mouth and smiled. I slipped a twenty to her kindergarten teacher after I dropped her off for the cocaine. |
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| Posted On: 07/25/2010 1:01PM |
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The screaming at my bedroom closet door keeps my ogres horny all night long. |
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| Posted On: 07/25/2010 1:03PM |
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Grandma was uptight; but then, anyone who wakes up naked and chained to a wall usually is.
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I couldn’t believe he was going to tell his mother! “Who did this to you?” she asked, “Pop,” went that weasel.
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Our path was fraught with peril. And methamphetamine.
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He told me once, “You can’t un-sharpen a pencil.” Turns out it’s the same deal for fingers.
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A bowling ball? You’re not psychopathic, you’re just plain weird.
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It was huge, despite his handicap. StarkJade edited this message on 07/27/2010 11:24AM |
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| Posted On: 07/25/2010 9:53PM |
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Also, for meta-types:
They wrote my biography as trangressive nanofiction.
Also, I think I know the point of this game; they’re replacing INCIT with a different game, where they give you a sentence, and you have to draw a picture for it in MS Paint. StarkJade edited this message on 07/25/2010 10:08PM |
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| Posted On: 07/25/2010 9:55PM |
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A worthwhile weekend, even as I **** razor blades.
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“Sudden Death” is a pretty dark sports metaphor, but not as dark as “Face Off” has come to mean to me.
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I said, “Bottoms up,” and then the glbum was, but she was already. I got the glbum to do it without ropes, though.
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“I used to skin rabbits,” I said, licking the knifeblade, “But I doubt I’ll be able to sell your skinny bum in a Chinatown storefront.”
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“Okay, I’ll eat it,” she sighed, taking a mouthful, “But do you know how much trans-fat is in these kids today?” |
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| Posted On: 07/25/2010 10:06PM |
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