I will now ruin Twilight

Celerysteve

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Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Vampires hearts don’t beat so that means their whole circulatory system doesn’t function, therefore they can not pump blood into the male reproductive organ and get an erection. Edward is impotent. He has a cold, dead, 109-year impotent male reproductive organ.

I just watched the movie.

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Posted On: 04/05/2010 1:19AM

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sdgrbbum09

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Celerysteve Posted:

Vampires hearts don’t beat so that means their whole circulatory system doesn’t function, therefore they can not pump blood into the male reproductive organ and get an erection. Edward is impotent. He has a cold, dead, 109-year impotent male reproductive organ.

I just watched the movie.

Except for the 109-year part that’s p much all of FWZ

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xxEmoxKidxx

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Celerysteve Posted:

Vampires hearts don’t beat so that means their whole circulatory system doesn’t function, therefore they can not pump blood into the male reproductive organ and get an erection. Edward is impotent. He has a cold, dead, 109-year impotent male reproductive organ.

I just watched the movie.

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Posted On: 04/05/2010 1:27AM

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mozzer

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True but those vamps make the emo chicks all hot and bothered… Log in to see images!

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BobTheSqueak-
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Celerysteve Posted:

vampires dont sparkle

agreed

Posted On: 04/17/2010 4:37AM

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Inconnu

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Qui est cette chienne

lol twilight

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CrinkzPipe

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Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

“Oh sup, I’m some random teenager resistant to the effects of Vampire Powers. That’s why I am a girl who sucks at acting”

Posted On: 04/17/2010 5:57AM

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CrinkzPipe

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Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

CrinkzPipe Posted:

”Oh sup, I’m some random teenager resistant to the effects of Vampire Powers. That’s why I am a girl who sucks at acting”

tl;dr I’m going to go play some vampire the masquerade: bloodlines.

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King Krimson

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A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

He could probably work something out with some creative uses of rubber bands, but it’s technically necrophilia anyway.

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Posted On: 04/17/2010 6:05AM

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That Reactio-
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CrinkzPipe Posted:

tl;dr I’m going to go play some vampire the masquerade: bloodlines.

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Posted On: 04/17/2010 6:08AM

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BLACKENSTEIN

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Jesus appeared to me on a bagel and told me to leave this prank. -dobs

this thread is full of win

Posted On: 04/17/2010 6:17AM

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Bacchus

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Canada forever!

I’ll **** her.

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Posted On: 04/22/2010 3:44AM

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Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

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Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Posted On: 04/22/2010 8:01AM

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JoSnapeMalfoy

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twilight= fail.

lestat= win.

simple equation.

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WTF IS THIS ****.

Posted On: 04/22/2010 10:36AM

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OrsonScottCa-
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Why do I keep coming back here

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Posted On: 04/22/2010 12:29PM

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megazeroexe

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hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081125170312AA7PAnW

A Female Teenager Posted:

Now, on page 126, (Bella just realized she missed her period and the bump on her belly and such) Bella mentions the myths she read online when she first discovered Edward was a vampire. The word INCUBUS comes to mind. The definition of incubus is: the ability to father children with his hapless pray. From more detailed definitions, it leads to this: certain incubi have the DESIRE to be able to produce children. So like in the pbumage from the book above ^^^ it is obvious that Edward wishes to have that ability. Well, lucky for him, he does. But it doesn’t mean all vampires do. It’s kind of like his mind reading. It was a gift chosen for him, not all vampires have it. There is a possibility that Carlisle, Jasper, or Emmett might also be incubi, but let’s hope they don’t do anything to find that out.

steve this book was ruined long before you ever made that statement

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Posted On: 04/23/2010 7:24PM

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Fran

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I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

This thread makes me want to puke.

You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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Posted On: 04/23/2010 7:37PM

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