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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

I keep getting questions about my asking for your Flezz totals. Who could have seen THAT coming?

Here’s all I’m going to say:

1) I will NOT be holding a “Who has the most flezz wins” challenge.

2)

Me Posted:

Depending on your progess, participation in this game will likely disrupt your normal Domination activities, your items and equipment, maybe even your build. In short: If you want to play, your character will most likely change. Don’t apply if you’re not willing to let that happen.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

The latest challenge was called “How INCITful”.

me Posted:

Choose five of your tribe’s INCIT victories and five INCIT victories from the OTHER tribe.

Your designated spokesperson should then create a tribe forum thread called “How INCITful”. The spokesperson should post links to the ten posters you selected.

So far, so good. I then said I’d post the posters publicly and let all of you viewers vote on them. But then I realized that that could get us all banned under the voting fraud clauses of the ban page. Ran it by JB and he agreed, so I switched to judges:

Me after the Big Ban Mistake Posted:

I will then present all 20 (10 from each tribe) to the judges (same ones as I used earlier). I will make the submissions anonymous by only presenting the URL of the image, as well as the text of the poster. Each judge will be asked to up/downvote each poster (no pbum option).

The tribe whose posters (as selected by BOTH tribes) have the largest gain in votes wins immunity. I’ll see the other tribe in tribal council where the fifth person will be voted out of the game.

To clarify what “gain in votes” means: An up,down,down set of votes could either be +1 (if only “win” votes are counted) or -1 (if it’s +1 for up, -1 for down). The method which results in -1 will be used.

Remember that soliciting votes is against ForumWarz policy. Don’t do it.

Tiebreakers: <There were tiebreakers posted with the original “public” concept. They will be adapted as best as possible for the new 3-judge panel if necessary.>

Two Girls One Tribe, you have two more members than TribeGirl so you have to sit two people out. One of them will be bumonz, because bumonz has no INCIT posters at all. Keeping in mind you can’t sit out the same person in back-to-back challenges, who will be the other? Oh, and in addition to not being able to help on the challenge at all, neither you nor the other tribe can choose posters from the people sitting out.

Now that ALL the complications from this challenge are cemented away…

I can reveal the twist.

What’s Survivor without a few twists?

So right now, each team can, if they choose, select one of their tribe whose posters, whether submitted by them or by the other tribe, will NOT BE INCLUDED IN THE TOTALS.

I will take the FIRST post ITT with a decision by ANY member of a tribe as the decision for that tribe. The decision could be “Don’t count this person’s posters”, or “Please count all of our posters”.

Yes.

I am evil that way.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

In other news, OrsonScottCard will be my editor on the season. Thank you Orson.

Please sign this release by quoting it for toxx, and I’ll get you set up in an editing booth.

I, OrsonScottCard, having consented to take on the incredibly difficult editing task for Survivor: ForumWarz for no pay whatsoever, understand that if I use any of the privileged information I am granted access to in any way which benefits any player and/or tribe, or reveal any such information which has not been publicly disseminated, or in any other way **** with the producer, the Great and Mighty (and Large-male reproductive organed) MC Banhammer and his show, I will accept a ban for an Obscenely Ridiculous Long Year or other insane length of time as decided by the completely fair and unbiased moderators of this fine site (other than scacekadt and nicco who have vested interests).

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

Don’t count UnlimitedTyyppi’s posters.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Players, in order to speed up the game, I need core times please. I know I asked this on the application, but the reality is not lining up with what I read from those.

Please TM me with the exact times, server-based, that you can be online and ready to participate in a challenge, a tribal council, a decision, etc. Include your normal times (and days) and any upcoming exceptions (“I’m going away this weekend but usually will be around”, “I have a doctor appointment next Wednesday”, things like that).

If we can pull together even one hour a day when everyone’s online, we can speed things up so challenges don’t take a week, and I can even tweak some of the upcoming challenges to “whoever can do this first”, which would be awesome.

I ask for TMs rather than public posting. Thx.

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

Seriously? Three hours to make a decision on whose posters to not use?

We’re 20 minutes away from the time that tribal council is supposed to be happening and there’s so no answer from TribeGirl that lets us even finish the challenge.

Can someone please make a decision already? It literally took us 5 minutes among 3 people to make our decision. I really don’t see what takes 3 hours here.

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

This contest is going so smoothly.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

megazeroexe Posted:

This contest is going so smoothly.

That’s the MCB Guarantee™ Log in to see images!

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

I’m retiring my posters.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Thank you Fran.

I’ll be back in a moment with the results.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

I love twists.

Okay. The tribes did an excellent job of selecting sucky posters from the other tribe. Before the twist, Two Girls One Tribe had a total of -4, and TribeGirl had a total of -9.

But it seems like the tribes know their own weaknesses. After the twist, Two Girls One Tribe’s score improved to -3. TribeGirl’s score increased as well — to POSITIVE 4!

TribeGirl wins! Two Girls One Tribe, I’ll see you in Tribal Council in just a couple of minutes (Give me a few to create the thread).

Oh, and TribeGirl — I’ll visit you in camp. I have something for you.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

MC Banhammer Posted:

TribeGirl wins!

Log in to see images!

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

MC Banhammer Posted:

In other news, OrsonScottCard will be my editor on the season. Thank you Orson.

Please sign this release by quoting it for toxx, and I’ll get you set up in an editing booth.

I, OrsonScottCard, having consented to take on the incredibly difficult editing task for Survivor: ForumWarz for no pay whatsoever, understand that if I use any of the privileged information I am granted access to in any way which benefits any player and/or tribe, or reveal any such information which has not been publicly disseminated, or in any other way **** with the producer, the Great and Mighty (and Large-male reproductive organed) MC Banhammer and his show, I will accept a ban for an Obscenely Ridiculous Long Year or other insane length of time as decided by the completely fair and unbiased moderators of this fine site (other than scacekadt and nicco who have vested interests).

Toxx quote (except maybe for the length-of-male reproductive organ part; you haven’t posted here yet)

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

MC Banhammer Posted:

Would any viewers like to go behind-the-scenes and write up the episodes? I got kind of backed up when I was suddenly unavailable for a week, and wound up writing Episode 2 twice, and now it’s kind of daunting to edit it nicely and proceed.

The job pays absolutely nothing, but you get to see what I share from the tribe forums and private conversations I’m provided with. You’d use these tidbits to formulate a nicely-flowing story for the viewers, and could even suggest tribal council questions for me to ask. You’d also be involved in resolving any disputes about the game itself, at least to some extent.

In addition you get to see the next challenge or two before-hand (and I’d ask that you help look for potential problems).

Of course anyone interested would have to be approved by all remaining players before they could join. And you’d have to leave you klan for the duration of the game if you’re chosen. And you’d have to maintain absolutely secrecy.

Did I miss something Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

megazeroexe Posted:

Did I miss something Log in to see images!

Why, did he already reveal something?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

MC Banhammer Posted:

Players, in order to speed up the game, I need core times please. I know I asked this on the application, but the reality is not lining up with what I read from those.

Please TM me with the exact times, server-based, that you can be online and ready to participate in a challenge, a tribal council, a decision, etc. Include your normal times (and days) and any upcoming exceptions (“I’m going away this weekend but usually will be around”, “I have a doctor appointment next Wednesday”, things like that).

If we can pull together even one hour a day when everyone’s online, we can speed things up so challenges don’t take a week, and I can even tweak some of the upcoming challenges to “whoever can do this first”, which would be awesome.

I ask for TMs rather than public posting. Thx.

Right now we’re smack in the middle of Tribal Council time, when everyone agreed they’d be available.

And I have received my requested TMs from less than half the players.

This does not bode well.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

I am also seriously considering a “If you don’t send me a vote during the agreed-upon tribal council times then you’re getting booted too” policy.

Especially when you’re active during that time.

3-5pm.

That Reactio-
n Face Guy

Avatar: 223807 2009-12-29 01:30:17 -0500
11

Level 69 Troll

THIS IS MY CONFUSED FACE

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Damn, I can only upvote that image once.

Here’s for sure my new policy: I’m going to release the next challenge to the winning tribe at the end of tribal council time (5pm) if the losing tribe doesn’t have all their votes into me by that time.

I’m not implementing that right now, but I am at the next challenge. I WILL release the next challenge to TribeGirl by 11 tomorrow morning even if I don’t have all the votes from Two Girls One Tribe by then.

This could be a huge advantage for the winning tribe. The losing tribe could theoretically still be in one tribal council when they have to start another one. So I highly suggest you get me at least preliminary votes in anticipation if you don’t want that to happen to you.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Okay yay! Got the last vote.

Reading them live in just a few, for any Two Girls One Tribe members who want to want to follow live.

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