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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Votes are being read now, for any TribeGirl members who want to follow along live.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

MC Banhammer Posted:

Votes are being read now, for any TribeGirl members who want to follow along live.

Liberté, égalité, fraternité!

Finny

Avatar: 57559 2011-07-31 00:11:12 -0400
7

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

BUMPS EVERYWHERE

Inconnu Posted:

Liberté, égalité, fraternité!

We need a : france: emote.

Finny edited this message on 04/05/2010 5:34PM

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Two Girls One Tribe getting their first look at the new TribeGirl tribe.

Drakodan voted out at the last tribal council.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Gonna be doing some rejiggering. The next challenge sucks. Yes, worse than the previously-announced ones. It basically comes down to “flip a coin and whoever comes up tails loses.” And I see a few more like that coming down the pike. I need to get creative again.

So the game’s not exactly on hold, but it may get delayed a bit as I evaluate, re-evaluate, and re-re-evaluate.

HuGGleS4EVer-
YoNE

Avatar: 11164 2010-02-17 20:44:46 -0500
23

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

So the “Cointoss Challenge” is cancelled?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

HuGGleS4EVerYoNE Posted:

So the “Cointoss Challenge” is cancelled?

Well I was actually going to call it “Who’s got the best tail?”, but either way, yes. Look for something a little more strategy-based going forward.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

MC Banhammer Posted:

Well I was actually going to call it “Who’s got the best tail?”, but either way, yes. Look for something a little more strategy-based going forward.

Aww I was starting to get some good tail pics…

If you know what I mean

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Players, please TM me with how much flezz you currently have. I also suggest you don’t spend any after you tell me (but feel free to gather more if you wish and if you wish to risk using up visits).

bumonz, Afterthotz, and Inconnu don’t need to (after that I stopped looking).

Wyrd

Avatar: 2782 2011-10-31 19:56:49 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

I tried to get over myself, but I'm just too awesome!

MC Banhammer Posted:

So the game’s not exactly on hold, but it may get delayed a bit as I evaluate, re-evaluate, and re-re-evaluate.

I want my klannies back!

Or are you pulling another secret challenge stunt? Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Wyrd Posted:

I want my klannies back!

Or are you pulling another secret challenge stunt? Log in to see images!

Yes, I’m doing another secret challenge stunt.

Oh shi—

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

So, while I’m working on re-jiggering, any viewers want to know anything more about our players? Hobbies, activities, how much flezz they have, ForumWarz accomplishments, etc.?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

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Wyrd Posted:

Or are you pulling another secret challenge stunt? Log in to see images!

So, anyway, yeah. I was. But that had nothing to do with what I said above, that’s actually legit. Timing was a coincidence, nothing more.

But the secret challenge — turns out (go figure) that I’d probably wind up getting all the players and myself banned if we went ahead with it as written. You’d think I’d have thought of that before I gave it to the players, but no.

So it’s slightly retooled, but not significantly imo (although the tribes may will disagree with me).

I still don’t want to reveal the details publicly, but we may discuss some of the changes here so both tribes are in on the discussion without me having to do too much copy-pasta

First change: Deadline is now noon tomorrow.

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trust me. I know edgy!

Wyrd Posted:

I want my klannies back!

That’s not what you told me.

Lousy splitters.

Wyrd

Avatar: 2782 2011-10-31 19:56:49 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

I tried to get over myself, but I'm just too awesome!

Malaise Posted:

That’s not what you told me.

Lousy splitters.

Ssssh! I want them back so I can cast them out again. You’re ruining the surprise. Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

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Viewers, there are very few challenges left which I’ll be posting publicly until after they’re done. Just so you know.

The current challenge is now in the hands of judges. I’m waiting for their responses, then I’ll tally their votes and reveal the results here. After which I will post the challenge publicly, including the tribes’ submissions.

You may wish to preemptively take bleach to your eyes.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

MC Banhammer Posted:

But the secret challenge — turns out (go figure) that I’d probably wind up getting all the players and myself banned if we went ahead with it as written. You’d think I’d have thought of that before I gave it to the players, but no.

But the Post-a-Goatse-in-CD-and-get-away-with-it challenge was such a GREAT idea…

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

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Fran Posted:

But the Post-a-Goatse-in-CD-and-get-away-with-it challenge was such a GREAT idea…

I certainly thought so.

I’ve also decided to not go with the “whichever tribe sends JB the most tubmails wins” challenge either. Sorry, I know you guys were looking forward to that one.

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

MC Banhammer Posted:

I certainly thought so.

I’ve also decided to not go with the “whichever tribe sends JB the most tubmails wins” challenge either. Sorry, I know you guys were looking forward to that one.

Soooo… I don’t need to pester tubs for that script?

Damn it! He made me bribe him by taking pictures of my bare bum.

I guess I should just chalk it up to “Lesson Learned”.

plk

Avatar: 9972 2010-01-24 16:28:42 -0500
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

MC Banhammer Posted:

I certainly thought so.

I’ve also decided to not go with the “whichever tribe sends JB the most tubmails wins” challenge either. Sorry, I know you guys were looking forward to that one.

Oh fine, now you tell me.

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