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Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

MC Banhammer Posted:

**** **** ****!

Guys, I know I said I’d be getting one thing a day for you for this challenge, but my — let’s call him a “supplier” — is having internet trouble and isn’t going to be able to get it restored for about a week.

So I’m REALLY sorry about this, but since we already started this challenge, I can’t really end it. I’m going to have to put this challenge, and the game, on hold until he gets back to me.

In the meantime, please keep the “I’m isolated on an island” idea intact, and don’t discuss the game, etc. That kind of stuff.

I’m going to rejigger future challenges and timing so I don’t have to deal with this kind of **** again. It won’t happen again.

Now that the lie is unnecessary, good job Tribegirl, you beat us quite handily this week. Especially those of you in higher brackets. I didn’t think you’d be able to get any medals there!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Dunatis Posted:

Now that the lie is unnecessary

Eh? What’s this you say? Lie?

Well, yes. Sorry, viewers, but that whole quotes post above is part of week 3’s challenge, called “The Big Lie”. Or, alternately, if you were in the game — “This Week in Domination”!

Me Posted:

(This was not the original challenge scheduled for this week. It was supposed to be three challenges from now. But given that I’ve discovered I’m not going to be as available in the upcoming week as I’d like, and almost all of you just used all your visits, and that this week coincides with the dom week…)

THIS WEEK IN DOMINATION

Quite simple, really. A week-long challenge (this is the longest any challenge will last). Play dom the week which starts tonight.

Next Wednesday night after the dom week ends, I will look at each player’s results from this upcoming week.

The winning tribe will be the tribe whose members wins the most medals. The other tribe will go to tribal council and the third person will be voted out of this game.

Tiebreakers (all totals are for the maximum across all tribemates, not the minimum), in the order I’ll check:

Total scoops

Total cards unplayed

Total vanilla

Total antifreeze

Total members earning more than one medal

Smallest difference between your total scoops and the player who won Total Scoops in your bracket

Honor system:

Don’t use your alts to help yourself medal or to prevent other Survivor players from getting medals. YOU can do whatever you want, but YOUR alts cannot.

Feel free to make deals with other people in YOUR bracket, but do NOT reveal to them that it’s because of a Survivor challenge.

Any questions about my intent, ask them sooner rather than later! I’m not going to be so forgiving this time even if it’s my communication at fault Log in to see images!

Although someone who seems to be an alt of a player has given the win to TribeGirl, official results are still pending. I’ll be back later for more.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

MC Banhammer Posted:

Although someone who seems to be an alt of a player has given the win to TribeGirl, official results are still pending. I’ll be back later for more.

Are you saying that you don’t trust my spying capabilities? Log in to see images!

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

This challenge explains a lot about the brackets some of my alts were in…

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Dunatis Posted:

Are you saying that you don’t trust my spying capabilities? Log in to see images!

Ha. No, that’s not it. There were a number of contentious issues which need to be resolved before an official call can be made. I do not know if I will have time to get into all of them tonight but consider it my highest FW priority to get a tribe to tribal council no later than tomorrow.

Also I offer my heartiest apologies to Brainfreeze, who asked spacey to help then in the bracket and then were likely refused. It was a BIG mistake on my part to not instruct those sitting out to disable themselves from dom this past week.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Made a thread on klan forums.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

There aren’t enough people being pushed onto fire Log in to see images!

Finny

Avatar: 57559 2011-07-31 00:11:12 -0400
7

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

BUMPS EVERYWHERE

Skyman747 Posted:

There aren’t enough people being pushed onto fire Log in to see images!

You go first. Log in to see images!

Crazy_Smurf

Avatar: 226503 2010-03-04 22:50:54 -0500
4

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Streaks of peens and pwns in magnitude

Advice and knowledge pbumed on

Words have been exchanged which never were

Alpha has come around, Omega is born.

Delicately the teal deer treads on a Utopian bough

Whistle and thistle and thunderous roar

Are never to see coming back, wanderer in altitude

Leaves in maroon, dom in and again

So in the gray hour and spice and pumpkin rum

I’ll wish a sound to reverberate within

Lost boys have been found again.

And that’s all I have to say about that.

May Hem

Avatar: 49543 Fri Oct 31 11:14:35 -0400 2008
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

MC Banhammer Posted:

Ha. No, that’s not it. There were a number of contentious issues which need to be resolved before an official call can be made. I do not know if I will have time to get into all of them tonight but consider it my highest FW priority to get a tribe to tribal council no later than tomorrow.

Also I offer my heartiest apologies to Brainfreeze, who asked spacey to help then in the bracket and then were likely refused. It was a BIG mistake on my part to not instruct those sitting out to disable themselves from dom this past week.

Np, swept anyway.

Drakodan

Avatar: 57623 2010-05-29 20:03:09 -0400
15

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Surfing the Tubes

I propose that Dom results be posted here, perferably now for the benefit of the viewers.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Drakodan Posted:

I propose that Dom results be posted here, perferably now for the benefit of the viewers.

Well yes, that was always the plan.

TribeGirl with 10 medals total Posted:

crazy_smurf: 0

Drakodan: 3

Finny: 2

Fran: 3

Inconnu: 2

man-man: 0

Nicco: 0

Two Girls One Tribe with 8 medals total Posted:

Afterthotz: 0

bumonz: 0

HuGGleS4EVerYoNE: 3

Jimmy teh Re-Re: 3

Professor Commie PhD: 0

swine: 0

UnlimitedTyyppi: 2

TribeGirl wins! Congratulations on your first victory.

Two Girls One Tribe, I’ll see you later in tribal council, where the third person will be voted out of the game.

MC Banhammer edited this message on 04/01/2010 11:50AM

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

And, now that both tribes have been to tribal council, I can publicly reveal what we’re using instead of torches:

Behind you you’ll find an bum. Take it and stretch it. Your stretched bum represents your life in this game. As long as your bum is stretched, you are still in this game. When your bum re-puckers, you can kiss it, and this game, goodbye.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Players: Going forward, I’d like to start all tribal councils at 3pm server time and have them over by 5. All of your apps seem to indicate you can be available for at least part of that time. If you know in advance you can’t be there during that time and suspect a tribal council is imminent, please TM me your vote as close to that time (but still before it) as possible, so we can keep the game moving (even if you don’t think you’re going to tribal).

This means I should be able to start all new challenges shortly after 5 pm, and give at least 36 hours for challenge completion.

If there are any objections to this plan, please let me know ASAP. Thx.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Votes are being read now, for any Two Girls One Tribe members who want to follow along live.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

TribeGirl getting its first look at the new Two Girls One Tribe tribe:

Professor Commie PhD voted out at the last tribal council.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

ATTN PLAYERS: THIS IS YOUR FOURTH IMMUNITY CHALLENGE!

For this challenge, you will prove that you know your way around ForumWarz. You’re going on a SCAVENGER HUNT!

After I see who’s sitting out, I will post in your tribe a thread whose OP contains a collage of partial screenshots from around ForumWarz. You are to figure out where I got the partial screenshots from. There are some relatively obvious things in there and some very misleading ones — be careful!

As you find them, reply to my OP (in the aforementioned thread) with the exact URL you find them on, as well as WHICH part of the collage can be found on that URL. BE AS DETAILED AS YOU CAN. Make only ONE UNEDITED answer per post.

Each correct answer for each part will net you 1 point. Each incorrect answer will cost you 2 points! However, if a post is edited, I will completely disregard it and it will neither gain you points nor cost you points. So if you think an answer’s wrong, you can edit the post so I don’t count it (but see the tiebreaker rules below).

If there is more than one answer in a post, it will be considered an incorrect answer. If you post more than one answer for a given portion of the puzzle, ALL such posts will be considered incorrect answers. (Exception: edited posts)

The tribe with the most points Monday at 10am server time wins immunity. I’ll see the other tribe at tribal council, where the fourth person will be voted out of this game. (Note: The extended time is due to this being Easter weekend. Hopefully that’s not TOO much time. And by 10am I mean any posts in the thread made after that time will not be counted at all.)

Tiebreakers:

1) I’ll count up edited posts and look for the tribe with the fewest unedited posts.

2) I’ll look for the more balanced participation (for example, if one tribe has 1 submission by each player, and the other has 7 submissions by one player and none by the others, the tribe with 1 per player will win).

3) I’ll make judgment calls as to the level of detail and accuracy in your descriptions. (For example, it this challenge was on Yahoo, I’d call “www.yahoo.com main page” as less accurate than “www.yahoo.com main page in compact view while previewing the Weather quick view”.)

Two Girls One Tribe: You have one extra member, so you have to sit someone out. Keep in mind you cannot sit out the same person in back-to-back challenges. Who will you be sitting out? As always that person cannot contribute IN ANY WAY to the challenge (including saying “No, that answer is wrong” ).

Oh, and I have a little something special for the player on the winning tribe who gets the highest individual score. In case of a tie, I’ll give it to the player who reached that score first.

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

Huggles will be sitting this one out

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Thread created.

Viewers, after the challenge is over, I’ll expose the image to you, but not the answers, so you can play along at home.

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

FrankNFurter Posted:

I’ll remove the cause…

...But not the symptom

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