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Gay general suggestions thread!

xX_H0LY_D1V3-
R_Xx

Avatar: Blood Cells

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

Gamble bot should take bets of 100 as i cant burn my money fast enough

Cubear

Avatar: Cubear's Avatar
3

[Team AWESOME]

Level 10 Camwhore

Tubmail me a picture of your male reproductive organ, and I'll send you several pics of my naked body from every angle.

Are Camwhores going to get an attack that plays off their charisma stat? just wondering.

Red_Machine_D

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard

[Pessimists]

Level 10 Troll

so poor i eat out of a dumpster, it's punk as **** hell yeah

Some suggestions, too lazy to look through the thread some i’m not sure if they’ve already been posted.

1.biggest addict leaderboard listing people who have taken the most a certain drug.

e.g.:

Rank____Name________Drug_________Doses

1____Red_Machine_D__Smileprin XR™ XR™ 74

2____Schildkrote____Cocaine___________63

2.1 on 1 sTalk combat:

fight other NPCs over sTalk for cred and monies, the good part is it wouldn’t cost you a forum visit, the bad part is it would be ****ing hard and you’d end up losing something, probably x% of your flezz.

3.klan-based attacks:

i know it’s already been mentioned that klans should get their own attacks, but I’m thinking more along the lines of attacks that are more powerful the more klan members you have, e.g. DDoS: 20 damage per klan member, 2+1 per klan member refresh

4.secret forums:

i expect this has been mentioned before but secret forums found through sentrillion or from certain posts in other forums(there would only be like a 1:100,000 chance though) would be pretty badbum

5.more equips:

again, probably already said, i for one would love to able able to switch ISPs for larger number of forum visits in exchange for offensive/defensive stat reductions(slower connections) and/or daily flezz payments

6.more contests:

I’m a very competitive man, Trout’s “first 3 people write something funny on my stall will have their forum visits reset” post has awoken my blood-lust to feel slightly better than everyone else through meaningless competitions

7.Also I’m so used to referring to admins through the addition of affectionate suffixes, such as Mootykins or Kirtypoo, i feel i should be calling you something, Trout.

Dan0rz

Avatar: Middle Finger
4

Level 38 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

Troutington.

how about an e-peen™ for bugfinder/bugfinder general? (submit a verifiable bug/5 verifiable bugs) good incentive for people to make reports =D

dongs

Avatar: Nipple Piercing
2

[Team AWESOME]

Level 10 Troll

JOIN TEAM AWESOME NOW AND GET FREE LOLICON HENTAI!

Once in a while, items that can be bought other stores are made available in the Ppwn Shoppe. Maybe these should be offered at cheaper prices? It doesn’t need to be huge – a couple of flezz can give the player fuzzy warm discount-related feelings.

Cubear

Avatar: Cubear's Avatar
3

[Team AWESOME]

Level 10 Camwhore

Tubmail me a picture of your male reproductive organ, and I'll send you several pics of my naked body from every angle.

dongs Posted:

Once in a while, items that can be bought other stores are made available in the Ppwn Shoppe. Maybe these should be offered at cheaper prices? It doesn’t need to be huge – a couple of flezz can give the player fuzzy warm discount-related feelings.

was under the impression that this was already the case.

NerftheSmurf

Avatar: Blood Cells

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

How about sTalk chatlogs for later viewing of the conversations? Cause those are ****ing funny as hell.

eponymous_en-
nui

Avatar: Piercing Jewelry

[the abyss]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Cubear Posted:

dongs Posted:

Once in a while, items that can be bought other stores are made available in the Ppwn Shoppe. Maybe these should be offered at cheaper prices? It doesn’t need to be huge – a couple of flezz can give the player fuzzy warm discount-related feelings.

was under the impression that this was already the case.

Like a real pawn shop, sometimes you get the deal, sometimes you don’t.

So quoth the Fish, never more.

Halberd

Avatar: Emo Girl 3

[Emo Is The Lonelie-
st Number
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Suggestion:

Mary Magdalene

This is a nude depiction of Mary Magdalene, the only woman fortunate enough to have had anointed Jesus’ flesh-flute with that sweet little mouth of hers. She claimed his semen tasted “pretty normal,” but then again she was a huge whore, wasn’t she? Historians are uncertain as to whether she also juggled his Easter eggs while she penetrated his holy ****hole with her leprous pinkie


^Put more **** like this in the game that makes me choke laughing.
Halberd edited this message on 11/12/2007 6:36AM

Halberd

Avatar: Emo Girl 3

[Emo Is The Lonelie-
st Number
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Edit: Nevermind, just saw they were Average, the drop-down box just didn’t mention it. How many people do you need in a Klan for the Klan to show up? I thought it was 2?

Halberd edited this message on 11/13/2007 1:47AM

Cubear

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3

[Team AWESOME]

Level 10 Camwhore

Tubmail me a picture of your male reproductive organ, and I'll send you several pics of my naked body from every angle.

any plans on klan leaderboards e-peen?

how about an e-peen for having your clan own every forum at once?

e: Also for an actual good suggestion, how about having a history

how much damamge was done with each attack, average damage of the forum, when you used restoratives.

basicially could you make the numbers stay? or go smaller in the corner of the “post” or something?

it’d just help with damage estimations.

Cubear edited this message on 11/13/2007 12:02AM

BeavisSaves

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

[Pessimists]

Level 10 Troll

GODAMN BATMAN!! AND YUO KNO W IT"

After reading http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/1199 I wonder:

Are pictures from the US sex offender database copyrighted? The idea of using their pics on this site amuses me, but it might be a legal cluster ****.

Cubear

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3

[Team AWESOME]

Level 10 Camwhore

Tubmail me a picture of your male reproductive organ, and I'll send you several pics of my naked body from every angle.

oh! if we allow pranking to change names/custom title, it should cost extra to stay anonymous to that person.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Cubear Posted:

any plans on klan leaderboards e-peen?

how about an e-peen for having your clan own every forum at once?

That’s actually coming next. Pwning as many fora as you can simultaneously can earn you E-Peen, and if you actually manage to achieve “Total Domination” you’ll get a very rare E-Peen. Should be be fun to see how well players can coordinate their efforts.

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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Halberd Posted:

Suggestion:

Mary Magdalene

This is a nude depiction of Mary Magdalene, the only woman fortunate enough to have had anointed Jesus’ flesh-flute with that sweet little mouth of hers. She claimed his semen tasted “pretty normal,” but then again she was a huge whore, wasn’t she? Historians are uncertain as to whether she also juggled his Easter eggs while she penetrated his holy ****hole with her leprous pinkie


^Put more **** like this in the game that makes me choke laughing.


Awesome dude. We were worried that that one went a little too far. Clearly not… Log in to see images!

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I'm just out to get milk, I'll be back in 2053!

Halberd Posted:

Edit: Nevermind, just saw they were Average, the drop-down box just didn’t mention it. How many people do you need in a Klan for the Klan to show up? I thought it was 2?

It’s 5 right now, I think a message explaining this is coming.

eponymous_en-
nui

Avatar: Piercing Jewelry

[the abyss]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Maybe each Klan can have a public Stall that everyone and anyone can deface? I think it’ll be fun(ny).

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EDEdDNEdDYFaN

Avatar: Model Posing

[Team AWESOME]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

possibly visit rollovers so that you dont lose out on days when you couldnt play?

Eternal Tear-
s of Thor

Avatar: Spider Illustration

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

About repair costs: I realize the repair costs are more expensive on later gear for a reason, but as it stands you’re often better off just buying another 100-heal drug and using it than paying the 130~flezz fee for damage done to the +50 ego pruneserve or 20 ego mouse every visit. I think repair costs need to be toned down a bit.

Also offense is a bit ridiculous and maybe shouldn’t be so noticable, I can almost 1-shot the RP forums with issues and I still have 3 offense to gain from gear. Leveling defense up more than once or twice on my other characters was a mistake.

Finally, the only character I have that -ever- runs out of mana is my cam-whore. The other two can use almost anything they want without the need to refill except on the reactor forum. I know rebalancing is taking place but I’m not sure if this is part of what is being fixed. Trolls and Emos have way too many douchbag tears.

Phlegmatic

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[Pessimists]

Level 19 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Another purely cosmetic change, but replies to your posts should depend on the amount of pwnage the thread has suffered. 0%-25% pwnage would net condescending replies, ‘ignore the troll’ posts and constant use of the rolleyes emoticon, 25%-75% pwnage consists of most of the built-in replies in the game, and 75%-100% pwnage incites ALL CAPS, bitter hatred and even a few pleas of mercy. Even though internet trolling isn’t badbum at all, it would certainly feel badbum to walk away from a smouldering thread, the once proud posters inside reduced to broken shells. Log in to see images!

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