Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Please note that, even if we were to implement something along these lines, I’d still propose a sitewide shrinkage to keep the numbers manageable.

Boo, hiss.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

At least to buy us enough time until we can think of an animal bigger than a sperm whale. Log in to see images!

They don’t need to be real creatures after a while, or make much sense… Upgrade from sperm whale to T-Rex male reproductive organ, from T-Rex to Galactus, Galactus to God… And the range could double each time. 13-16, 17-24, 25-40, 41-72… It could keep going a good long while that way without needing much intervention from the (I bumume to be forthcoming) PeenBuildr.

MC Banhammer Posted:

Or, heck, do it by country: http://www.ukimagehost.com/uploads/68b3e36546.jp

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Also, signed plk’s idea.

plk Posted:

Who says they have to be real or existing animals? Dinosaurs, dragons (okay maybe not dragons) or some weird mythical creatures could have pretty big schlongs.

And the Final Category: Tentacle Monster. There’s your 12-foot peen explained away neatly.

You know, when I first joined this game not too long ago I thought E-Peen was a joke about how games today are full of useless achievements that only fabulous persons care about.

Seems like it’s not the case?

Also, I’d advise doing it some way that there is a base (say 3” ) and a max (say 13” ). So all peens are a porcentage of max-base (say 10” ).

Every time a new peen is introduced, the % (of 10” ) each one gives is recalculated according to the new peen.

Say you add a new peen that gives 0.5”, then 0.5” is substracted from the sum of every other peen.

Since 10” is 100% peens, and 0.5” is 5%, Every peen gets -5% to make room for the new peen.

So, you know, you don’t have to do this every year, and who has the longest peen doesn’t affect the formula.

____ Posted:

You know, when I first joined this game not too long ago I thought E-Peen was a joke about how games today are full of useless achievements that only fabulous persons care about.

Seems like it’s not the case?

I encourage you to check out http://armorgames.com/play/2893/achievement-unlocked Log in to see images!

The thread seemed too long and pointless to read, so I didn’t read it. I read the OP, though.

This seems like an unnecessary change. It’s not like this game actually pretends to be realistic; why should our digital male reproductive organes be realistic? This would only take time away from more important projects.

Also, I think “penes” works better than “penii”. Or perhaps “penides”, like “chrysalides”. (I always thought it was “chrysales”, but Merriam-Webster says otherwise.)

No thanks, there hasn’t been any giant uproar about epeen lately, it’s doing just fine as it is. Work on EP3 plz.

Note that, realistically, it would require over 100 inches of pen0r to have the peen of some of the larger whales, I believe a peen size reduction is counter productive to a system that wishes to realistically display a whale size peen for players Log in to see images!

I don’t really care about peen length personally.

You know the saying:

“It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean.”

Nuke ‘em JB.

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Runox Posted:

This would be fine… but, really, why is there a need for shrinkage? I mean someday, people are gonna wanna say “OMG HAHA I GOT A 50 INCH PEEN DX” And they can’t do that if you shrinken it. Either way, I’m kinda in the middle. But, if ya did, what would happen to the peens that only give 0.01 inches? Will they give none, then?

They would still give some length, mathematically. I’m pretty sure that all you see is two decimal places of peen, even though floating point division gives you considerably more than that. Besides; 0.01” is barely noticeable as it is.