Dunatis Posted:

Smaller numbers are far easier to manage in terms of balance, that being said however, there is no balance to peens, they do not change the game in any way shape or form beyond “Hey look at me!” And while I agree with the idea that huge looks hilarious in general, once it hits triple digits, that would just look utterly very special, and would actually start to lose any humor nearing 40 or so.

As such I repeat that new dimensions would help truncate the sizes while still allowing people to get huge, and in new ridiculous ways.

Length, girth, ejaculate, ball diameter, hell even refractory period can all be thrown in and represent different types of peen from 1 shot to milestone to contests and buildrs which are more community based.

At least with multiple dimensions, we’d only have to shrink them once every 2-3 years instead of 6 months.

Except adding multiple complex layers that do nothing to something that already does nothing is an exercise in futility. There IS NO POINT.

Leave it how it is.

Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 Posted:

I actually dislike the “inch” system – before it was introduced, I used to go through other user’s profiles to see their list of E-Peen, but now I just see their E-Peen, and it’s like “Oh, you have 10”. Good for you.”

I’d prefer to go back to the “number of Peen” system. It does place easy Peen alongside Dom, Contest, etc., Peen, but when it was in place, I really was interested in seeing other players E-Peen, and E-Peen in general.

You know, I hadn’t thought of this before, but I am totally in agreement with this. I used to look at people’s list of peens, but I haven’t since we changed to inches. 16.69” means a lot less to me than 36 (or whatever) did.

It might be nicer to look through peens if they were sorted a bit nicer. Such as using the exact same system already in the wiki? Log in to see images!

Dunatis Posted:

It might be nicer to look through peens if they were sorted a bit nicer. Such as using the exact same system already in the wiki? Log in to see images!

This.

Change “epeen” to “internets”. Problem solved. The sky’s the limit with Internets Points, and then no dude has to feel inadequate irl due to the virtual male reproductive organ lengths encountered in this game Log in to see images!

elenaratelimit Posted:

The only point in going to this peen inches thing was for some sort of male reproductive organ joke the admin seems to love in theory but everyone else seems to hate in reality, it should just go back to the actual # of peens you have and just end this inches stuff because no one wants a cap on inches no one wants a smaller male reproductive organ and they don’t want it to be ‘unrealistic’ and it will keep growing and be the same as peen # except calibrated for inches for a damn joke that failed.

Truth at last!

I see the merit in what elena is saying, but I don’t like the imposed equality that the number system forces on e-peen. If you get a leaderboard peen, it should be not be of equal value to Big Day.

Also, I don’t know why you guys aren’t still looking at e-peen lists; if I see someone that’s got a big e-peen, I’m always curious to see what they’ve got to get it up there. I look at peen lists all the time.

I like it just the way it is. Trolls are supposed to have 5 foot long male reproductive organs that they have to tie around themselves to keep off the floor. It’s how the internet works.

Simultaneously, I also like Fingerz’ idea. “You now have 17.64 internets.”

elenaratelimit Posted:

idk I was never a fan of the weighted peen thing, sorry shii Log in to see images!

If anything I think it’s bull**** that someone that got the flezz peen for like 2 million has the same weight as someone that needs to get it for 100 million now, or someone that got the friend peen with 100 friends compared to someone that had to get 600+, or people that lucked into them when they split in clbum…

if you start to calculate it based on ‘effort’ then it’s an ever changing thing, the effort just increases exponentially due to the leaderboard hogs too in certain categories (which is another problem CZ refuses to deal with)

Actually, I guess that’s true. I’d never thought about it like that.

I don’t care either way then anymore.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

I don’t suppose throwing in an “I Survived the first Polar Plunge” E-Peen™ would sweeten the deal at all, would it?

Fix’d.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

That extra 0.01” might take the sting away from chopping your e-wieners in half. Log in to see images!

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