MC Banhammer Posted:

This.

I mean, come on, it’s a site about TROLLING. Trolls don’t say “My male reproductive organ is slightly larger than average”, they say “My male reproductive organ stretches from the dining room into living room”.

And is pleasuring a significant female member of your family.

MeatLoafFan Posted:

How about an E-Peen Milestone E-Peen?

It can be called “Yo, Dawg”

Not signed, for the record.

support because

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

changes will most likely **** off most of our user base

I for one am shocked at how silly epeen sizes are. I thought everyone knew that electronic penii length had to stay within the realm of possibility.

bahahaha at this “problem” and peoples’ issues with the “solution”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

No, it’s not a problem.

/thread?

Johnny Mac Posted:

/thread?

Never.

Sarcasm Inc Posted:

And PeenBuildr is a must. We need more peenage, not less.For example: ‘Shoe Fetish’ – Has collected every available pair of shoes – and isn’t a camwhore.and you could go on: ‘Oooh, Shiny! – Has collected every item of hacker equipment – without being a hacker.

This one would be more fun without the auction house.

And I don’t know if this was said yet, but limiting the peen length would make peens seems less like rewards. I know it doesn’t matter, like, at all. But doing something really time consuming and getting an increase of .7, even if proportionally it’s a lot, is just disheartening. I think the level its at now is just enough to seem “worth” it. In other words, its a good scale to watch grow.

I think the reason he was apologizing to you directly, Scully, is that you currently have the longest e-peen in the game.

To everyone else, this isn’t a matter of “Well, peens are getting too long, so we’re going to shrink all of you muahahaha.” It’s more of restandardization. Peens are going to get added to the game over time. People are going to collect peens over time. 13” would be exceeded again. The point of the Polar Plunge is to shrink people back down proportionally so that 13” is again the longest male reproductive organ in the game, and then you can masturbate your way back up to the enormous 24” schlongs you have now.

Upon which time, winter will come, shrinkage will happen, and life will continue. (At least, that was the idea in the original post.) Guys, you know as well as I do – cold weather makes it smaller; it’s nothing to be ashamed about. You apologize to the woman and move on.

I like the male reproductive organ rank proposal.Log in to see images!

Possibly a Cabbage Posted:

Can someone explain to me what exactly is good about having small numbers?

Also, WHEEEEEEE!!!

Smaller numbers are far easier to manage in terms of balance, that being said however, there is no balance to peens, they do not change the game in any way shape or form beyond “Hey look at me!” And while I agree with the idea that huge looks hilarious in general, once it hits triple digits, that would just look utterly very special, and would actually start to lose any humor nearing 40 or so.

As such I repeat that new dimensions would help truncate the sizes while still allowing people to get huge, and in new ridiculous ways.

Length, girth, ejaculate, ball diameter, hell even refractory period can all be thrown in and represent different types of peen from 1 shot to milestone to contests and buildrs which are more community based.

At least with multiple dimensions, we’d only have to shrink them once every 2-3 years instead of 6 months.