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The official Evil Trout BIRTHDAY BEATS thread!
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Folks, today is a special, special day! On the eighth day of sMarch, twenty-something years ago, Our Lord and Savior SATAN Log in to see images! floated down to Earth from Hellven in order to, as he put it, “Stick my red-hot male reproductive organ in something.”
He splash-landed in the Milford Bay Trout Farm, whereupon he paddled about in the warm, fishy water for several moments. And then, as legend has it, along swam a female Rainbow Trout that was, in the divine words of The Dark One, “****able.”
And Satan did fornicate with the fish, in a fashion most anal. And lo, it was good.
Several months later, the trout prematurely bum-hatched a cluster of “deviled eggs,” one of which was to become Evil Trout: the Forumwarz creator and site moderator we all know and tolerate! Log in to see images!
Folks, why not take this moment to show your appreciation for E.T. and all of his hard work? Wish him a “happy b-day,” give him some virtual birthday beats (knees to the groin preferably) and if you’re feeling generous, saddle on up to the Brownie Bar and buy him an E-Pint™! Much like Brazilian automobiles and collegiate date-enjoy, Forumwarz is fueled entirely by alcohol.
Happy b-day, Evil Trout! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/08/2008 10:51AM |
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Happy birthday big boy. Birthday spankings later. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/08/2008 10:56AM |
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Happy Birthday, sorry i don’t even have a card for you connor edited this message on 03/08/2008 11:03AM |
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| Posted On: 03/08/2008 11:03AM |
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Happy birthday ya bastard. |
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| Posted On: 03/08/2008 11:06AM |
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Happy Birthday!
I think we should get something to celebrate Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/08/2008 11:09AM |
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Happy bday ;D |
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| Posted On: 03/08/2008 11:24AM |
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Happy birthday! Here’s a cake I made just for you.
Log in to see images! ——- | | | Log in to see images! | | | ——-
Enjoy! |
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| Posted On: 03/08/2008 11:35AM |
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Happy Birthday!
Log in to see images!
And to answer his question….
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| Posted On: 03/08/2008 12:06PM |
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Birthday beats? Okay, here’s a good one. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/08/2008 12:07PM |
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happy bday!
have a caek:
Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/08/2008 12:10PM |
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| Posted On: 03/08/2008 12:17PM |
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Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/08/2008 12:17PM |
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HOPE UR BURTHDAY TURN IN2 DRUNK ORGY
(Edit: oops, realized can’t post that picture here. used to rpg trollness. apologies.) vanessa edited this message on 03/08/2008 12:46PM |
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| Posted On: 03/08/2008 12:41PM |
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Thanks guys. The best part of my birthday so far was looking up the date on Wikipedia and finding out that I share it with a famous guy named male reproductive organ Hyman.
Yes, there is actually a guy who goes around saying “Hey there! I’m male reproductive organ Hyman!”
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| Posted On: 03/08/2008 12:42PM |
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Happy birthday fabulous personnut! :-D Lots of Love,
Irascible male reproductive organMONGLER Redoubt |
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| Posted On: 03/08/2008 12:46PM |
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I’m, lovin’ the E-Peen™ |
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| Posted On: 03/08/2008 1:11PM |
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Evil Trout Posted:
rofl
That reminds me, in high school I had a principal called Mr. D. male reproductive organs (yup, his name is Denis male reproductive organs). |
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| Posted On: 03/08/2008 1:13PM |
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Happy birthday! |
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| Posted On: 03/08/2008 1:15PM |
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Fish dont have birthdays. |
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| Posted On: 03/08/2008 1:16PM |
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Heh. When I was younger, my family lived in Ohio. Our address was 91 male reproductive organman Drive.
Now that I’m older…. people still either find it funny or try to pick on me because of it. |
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| Posted On: 03/08/2008 1:16PM |
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