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Evil Trout The "special" quest.

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
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Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Durroth Posted:

... but why would anyone want to give away an epeen? people here seem rather more protective of their epeens than their hordes of cash

Because Flezz has more value to me at the moment, both in attempting to acquire the Flezz E-Peen, as well as have enough on hand to be competitive if a new unique (or limited edition) item surfaces on Kyoubai.

MOD EDIT: Link to auction removed. Don’t link to auctions in non-RP outside of Kyoubai.

meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

I don’t know why I’m still so attached to the idea of getting the flezz peen on, maybe perhaps, just one of my alts. That would be nice. Thanks to this curveball all my effort over the past few weeks and months was effectively wasted (65m  target now? **** that) Yeah it’s an obsession and not a healthy one, and yes I should have learned by now that CZ can and will change the goalposts on a whim and without thought.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

zigzagoon Posted:

but those who play domination get shiny medals and e-peens from those medals

what’s wrong with giving out an e-peen to those who don’t play domination?

Umm, that is pretty crappy logic. All aspects of the game are open to everyone. Players choose whether or not to compete in different areas. No one has to sacrifice playing Dom in order to play INCIT. No one is required to choose between Forumbuildr and gaining consecutive peens.

Really, I wasn’t going to comment on this. It was brought up in klan and I am aware that anything I say will likely sound whiny. I agree with everything the Pro wrote. I also agree that it is a bit frustrating to a regular player to discover that playing everyday is both not enough and apparently bad planning.

I love the idea of something like this. I think mini missions are neat, just really cool when they happen. However, CZ recently announced very proudly that they had crossed the 130k user mark. 25 out of 130,000 is steep. Considering that the alternate prize for completing the quest is pretty much just collectible?

My experience was: log in, see new quest, awesome! Run through the quest. Heh heh heh. Go to Flamebate to check the chatter on it. Discover that the epically awesome quest prize was extremely limited and had already been grabbed before I even logged on. Feel disappointed. Realize that even if I had shown up earlier, due to actually using my visits I wouldn’t have been able to participate on the character I consider to be my main.

Does the peen vs participation doc lessen the content, of course not. Could the general release of the content been done in a way that would have left people feeling less annoyed, yup.

Also, while surprise is cool, some real notification in a game that is self limiting via the 4 per day visit structure wouldn’t be a bad thing.

Comparatively – when World of Warcraft released its latest expansion they released several “be the first to _____” awards. Obviously very exclusive, but they did let players know weeks in advance that they were on deck. This allowed the players who cared to compete for those things to plan ahead or at least be on line when the things hit.

To me the twitter blurb, “We’re going to be launching a special new quest shortly for those who have finished episode 2.” gave no indication of anything. I’ve seen “coming soon” on this site mean 2 hours and I’ve see it mean 3 months. It’s been a pretty flexible thing.

I’m not mentioning these things because I think they should go back and change them, just perhaps consider them in the future? I think people are aware at this point that they might need to have flezz on hand for some sudden quest ala the starving_2_death scenario. Check, we need to have some flezz if we want to participate in cool bonus stuff. Visits? Without notice that really forces a hard choice between actively job boarding or playing Dom and sitting around waiting for potential bonus content. Log in to see images!

See, sounds whiny. Log in to see images!

Papa Zito

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[Disciples of Atrop-
os
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Level 63 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

This was in really poor taste. I know this is Forumwarz, and I’m not offended easily, but still.

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

So, scully, what if the only award for this quest had been the Donor Receipt?

In other words, if the Plaques had never been available, at all, and the only reward was the Donor Receipt which sells for  54,000 in the Ppwn Shoppe, how would you feel about this quest?

meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

The cost (if you’re grinding the top end forums) is around 300k  in job rewards and deliveries, for a 50k  prize, plus two weeks of dom participation if that’s your thing. So basically you’re paying a 250k +potential dom medals+peen, to access some new content. Not worth it IMO.

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

meeeeeeeeee Posted:

The cost (if you’re grinding the top end forums) is around 300k  in job rewards and deliveries, for a 50k  prize, plus two weeks of dom participation if that’s your thing. So basically you’re paying a 250k +potential dom medals+peen, to access some new content. Not worth it IMO.

And for those players in the mid-tier, that recently completed Ep. 2 and haven’t yet started grinding the top forums, this is a pretty nice offer.

The idea that every special thing should be available to everyone is contradictory. If it’s available to everyone, all the time, then it’s not special.

Some people get to brag about how they were here on Day One.

Some people get to brag about how they beat Great Firewall before Episode 2 launched.

Now some people get to brag about how they were one of the 25 lucky ones to beat the new quest when it launched. And those that missed it have at least FIVE chances to own the E-Peen.

In fact, special promotions that have limited access time are great ways to encourage new players to sign up and keep visiting the site. And this event sure has caused a lot of discussion amongst the players.

I’d say it’s done it’s job quite well.

And as far as ruining your Dom streak, how many super serious Dom players would have broken their streak, especially when they’re striving for the top Medal spots in this Season’s Dom, just to get a different E-Peen? Considering that it’s a transferable E-Peen, and you could always wait until after the Season was over to offer an insane amount of Flezz to a current holder, there is no way you can say that this E-Peen is unattainable after the first 25 people earned it.

I’m selling mine today, and for the right amount of Flezz, I’m pretty sure at least half of the other people would too. I’m probably selling it too cheaply as well, but E-Peen isn’t as important to me to have to hoard this one.

Acid Flux edited this message on 02/24/2009 11:04AM

zigzagoon

Avatar: 28782 2011-07-31 12:19:07 -0400
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Level 20 Permanoob

“Asshat”

scullyangel Posted:

stuff

okay i kinda know what you feel like, i don’t have that plaquewhatsit either, but still, i’m not really bothered by the fact that a random group of people were given an e-peen Log in to see images!

i mean, you have the i’m gay e-peen, don’t you think that is unfair to all the people who are not randomly selected to get it?

i guess i don’t take this game as seriously as other people do and i think it’s funny when things like this happen, more drama and lulz that way Log in to see images!

also: look ma! no pants!

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Acid Flux Posted:

So, scully, what if the only award for this quest had been the Donor Receipt?

In other words, if the Plaques had never been available, at all, and the only reward was the Donor Receipt which sells for  54,000 in the Ppwn Shoppe, how would you feel about this quest?

As I said, I sincerely hesitated to make a comment. I stepped back from the uber aggressive peen whoring part of the game mid-winter. I stepped back from Dom earlier than that. It’s really not such a rabid “god I must have the peen” thing. If I was going to go all rabid about a peen I would have been jumping up and down on my soap box ages ago lobbying for a Longest E-Peen peen.

I already said I enjoyed the content, that I loved having a min quest. I would always rather have more content.

I’m aware that you were one of the lucky 25ish and that’s cool, congrats. I have nothing against people getting the peen. I do not feel that I’m super special and deserving. My only criticism had to do with not having a reasonable opportunity to compete.

Hell, I had 0 visits when the quest was released. I still couldn’t do it on my main if I wanted to. I’m lucky, I have alts so I could see the content. I’ve gone through the sTalk on all my alts, but not completed the quest on most since I’m in the middle of pistachio loops. I hope that accepting the mission is enough to ensure the content isn’t going to simply go away before I can finish it.

You are an auction nut. If you logged on and discovered that there was a mini plot that involved using the auction house with a cool reward, but you could only have access if you hadn’t auctioned anything in the last two days how would that sit with you? Little bit annoying, right?

Like I said, cool mini plot. Made me laugh and weirdly miss FalconFour. I don’t think that there should be any sort of back pedaling to reopen or change awards. I do and will continue to think that advance notice and a little broader scope wouldn’t be a bad thing in the future.

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
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[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
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Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

scullyangel Posted:

You are an auction nut.

What gave it away? Log in to see images!

If you logged on and discovered that there was a mini plot that involved using the auction house with a cool reward, but you could only have access if you hadn’t auctioned anything in the last two days how would that sit with you? Little bit annoying, right?

Sure, it would be a little bit annoying, I guess, and I’d be a little jealous. But to go on mbumive rants against CZ (not meaning you) is a bit much. It would be more of an “Aww, Man, I missed out on that cool thing they did, I hope I get to get in on the next one.” To complete the analogy, if there was a ‘Runner-Up’ type of prize available to everyone, I’d think that was not too shabby as a consolation, since I still got a ‘taste of flavor’.

Like I said, cool mini plot. Made me laugh and weirdly miss FalconFour. I don’t think that there should be any sort of back pedaling to reopen or change awards. I do and will continue to think that advance notice and a little broader scope wouldn’t be a bad thing in the future.

I will agree that a little more advance notice, or at least a more complete explanation would have been nice.

IIRC, Princess Undies actually Ppwned her Plaque before realizing that there was an E-Peen bumociated with it. Now that sucks. I’d sign a petition to suggest that CZ give her a ‘refund’ from the Ppwn Shoppe so that she can decide (with full info now) what she really wants to do with it. She’s currently out both the E-Peen and the Kyoubai sale price.

DOPE-HARDCOR-
E-0

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 37 Troll

ALSO A male reproductive organSUCKING ****WAD

Acid Flux Posted:

I will agree that a little more advance notice, or at least a more complete explanation would have been nice.

IIRC, Princess Undies actually Ppwned her Plaque before realizing that there was an E-Peen bumociated with it. Now that sucks. I’d sign a petition to suggest that CZ give her a ‘refund’ from the Ppwn Shoppe so that she can decide (with full info now) what she really wants to do with it. She’s currently out both the E-Peen and the Kyoubai sale price.

caveat vendor Log in to see images!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

All I can say is, announcing it ahead of time would’ve seemed even more unfair. Because then the non-Twitter readers would’ve complained. Or someone in an unusual time zone. Or someone who had to work at that hour. And some people might still have had only four visits saved, instead of five — so what, we were supposed to broadcast the details of the entire challenge ahead of time? Ridiculous.

Anyway, to address scully, we may have over 130,000 users, but very few have completed Episode 2. By giving it to 25 players, it still ensured that only a small percentage of users could get this Peen, but still a reasonable number.

If I knew this many people would complain vehemently, would I have changed it to 50 or 100? Don’t know. There’s a good chance that those selfsame users would not have completed the mission in time and whined about it. Because that’s just how they are; they carry the Mark of the Falcon.

Even though it wasn’t completely random, there were elements of randomness to it. But you don’t complain about unfairness or lack of consideration when your scratch ‘n’ win lotto ticket doesn’t win, do you?

...for Christ’s sake, do you? Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Acid Flux Posted:

IIRC, Princess Undies actually Ppwned her Plaque before realizing that there was an E-Peen bumociated with it.

That’s a bummer for her, but I don’t think it should be recompensed. When the mission was complete the newsfeed clearly said “your epeen has been lengthened” and the text clearly states that there’s an item attached to it: “This owner of this E-Peen™ currently possesses a Falcon Preservation Donor Plaque.”

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
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[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
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Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Hmm, in retrospect, I guess you’re right. I do remember the news ticker showing that.

Still sucks for her. Maybe a Unique ”I Had It ALL, and threw it away!” E-Peen for anyone that sells it in the Ppwn Shoppe? Worth 0.23”, so that anyone that does buy it via Kyoubai could always get a permanent extra 0.01” if the choose to (or accidentally) sell it?

And this brings up another point I’d like to address: separate sections for ‘saved’ items. With people trying to collect items like Skulls & Venus de Milos, as well as hoards of .moar files, we really need a way to tag items for a ‘vault’ of some kind, to keep our equipment lists clear, and our ‘sellable’ Junk separate from the ‘collectible’ Junk.

Acid Flux edited this message on 02/24/2009 1:59PM

SimplyTHEBEST

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Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

See, that’s why it should have been made a “Special item” instead of “Junk”.

It doesn’t need to actually give any stats, it just needs to not be an auto-sell thing. The same thing goes for the receipt. (Of course, if equipable items NEED to have stats, then make the receipt and the plaque the same.)

It’s not too late to fix it. I’ve seen the admin interface, and it would take you all of thirty seconds to do.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

It’s not marked as junk. Selecting all junk in the ppwne shoppe doesn’t select it. Is that new?

SG94

Avatar: 53266 2011-07-31 00:43:01 -0400
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[SG Inc]

Level 35 Troll

The most anal, compulsive tattle tale on this site, mess with me and meet the ban axe ****

The lesser reward is junk, the bigger reward a statless equipable.

Possibly a C-
abbage

Avatar: 76887 Fri Oct 24 03:39:44 -0400 2008
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[Leafy Green Vegeta-
bles
]

Level 35 Hacker

Herbaceous, biennial, dicotyledonous , and flowering.

SG94 Posted:

The lesser reward is junk, the bigger reward a statless equipable.

Is there any reason to not sell the lesser reward at ppwn? I hate the prospect of not being able to use the “sell all junk” bumon with impunity from here on out.

Robert James-
Fischer

Avatar: 43618 Wed Jul 08 18:15:24 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

World Chess Champion

Possibly a Cabbage Posted:

Is there any reason to not sell the lesser reward at ppwn? I hate the prospect of not being able to use the “sell all junk” bumon with impunity from here on out.

Put it on Kyoubai with a 1 billion reserve, don’t take the attachment out of TM when it returns and you can keep the item without having to mind it every time you sell your junk.

Edit: It would be nice if the Receipt got the same status as the Plaque (Special Item) so it’s not sold accidentally. Also sort of related I just bought myself the cheapest Plaque so farLog in to see images!

Robert James Fischer edited this message on 02/24/2009 2:32PM

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Possibly a Cabbage Posted:

Is there any reason to not sell the lesser reward at ppwn? I hate the prospect of not being able to use the “sell all junk” bumon with impunity from here on out.

Other than precious memories, I can’t say it holds much of a purpose. Although, you might offend Falcon****er.

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