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Evil Trout Anyone miss the turkey at Thanksgiving?

The Jagged R-
ock Fondler

Avatar: 97179 Mon Mar 23 17:25:01 -0400 2009
3

[bumhurt Virgins]

Level 28 Permanoob

“Brain Dead”

Can i fondle it?

SimplyTHEBEST

Avatar: Rocker Chick
17

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

handofg0d Posted:

To clarify I asked ET if players who bought the turkey on Thanksgiving can buy it again and get a different epeen – his response was “Nope”.

So don’t buy 2, and if you already participated in this quest, don’t bother again.

ITT: People don’t realize that ET never actually said that ANYBODY would be getting an ePeen out of this turkey.

meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

SimplyTHEBEST Posted:

ITT: People don’t realize that ET never actually said that ANYBODY would be getting an ePeen out of this turkey.

Alternative interpretation: ET misled players through providing insufficient information. Whether or not you were getting a peen, it was implied you had a chance to. Perhaps this is a game where it’s funny to **** with your players, but I’m pretty sure ET keeps doing it accidentally rather than intentionally.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

meeeeeeeeee Posted:

Alternative interpretation: ET misled players through providing insufficient information. Whether or not you were getting a peen, it was implied you had a chance to. Perhaps this is a game where it’s funny to **** with your players, but I’m pretty sure ET keeps doing it accidentally rather than intentionally.

Don’t care, I already got ****ed 3 times.

ArtificialFl-
avour

Avatar: Sad Face
5

Level 41 Emo Kid

“Sad-Ass”

**** this now I don’t have enough money to buy way too many tickets.

Scary_Retard-
_6

Avatar: Blood Cells
3

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

I took a chance this morning and bought a turkey anyway before I posted in this thread. Still got over 2 million even after buying 100,000 raffle tickets.

SR6

1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
5

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

No tubmail about my turkey?

Alright ET, you got us. Very funny, getting my hopes up and making me flush all my flezz down the toilet for nothing. Can I get a refund to buy raffle tickets now?

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

1338h4x Posted:

No tubmail about my turkey?

Alright ET, you got us. Very funny, getting my hopes up and making me flush all my flezz down the toilet for nothing. Can I get a refund to buy raffle tickets now?

Took 2 days for our first TM, back on thanksgiving. Probably you’ll get the same script running for you.

Patience is a virtue!

Scary_Retard-
_6

Avatar: Blood Cells
3

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Fran Posted:

Took 2 days for our first TM, back on thanksgiving. Probably you’ll get the same script running for you.

Patience is a virtue!

Plus the Turkey can still be bought in the Ppwn Shoppe

SR6

Thiefree

Avatar: 60455 Sun Feb 15 19:29:37 -0500 2009
19

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Hah maybe those of us with a useless turkey who’ve posted here should be granted a Whiny **** e-peen? I for one would be proud to have it…

bumhurt

Avatar: 62986 Thu Jan 29 15:01:37 -0500 2009
9

[The British Gentle-
men Society
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Allo Guv'nah, 'ow 'bout a spot of tea!

bought turkey this time, didn’t think it would give peen last time and was going for flezzpeen, since it’s not obtainable by any means anymore but exploiting, **** it.

Bruce Leslie

Avatar: 46304 2015-10-12 09:26:40 -0400
10

[male reproductive organs 69 News]

Level 35 Camwhore

Traffic and Weather on the sixes

It took me forever to make my 5 million dollars. This BETTER be good.

DG-Root

Avatar: 86945 Fri Jan 30 20:49:15 -0500 2009
9

[Play INCIT]

Level 40 Hacker

“Uber Macro”

I went broke to help Santa.

To the GambleBot!

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

... still nothing. I hope we haven’t been ripped off with a useless turkey Log in to see images!

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

this turkey better do something

RebirthThom

Avatar: 18189 Sat Dec 20 10:58:29 -0500 2008
18

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Bandaney Posted:

... still nothing. I hope we haven’t been ripped off with a useless turkey Log in to see images!

I’m scared Log in to see images!

Zi

Avatar: 10822 Wed Dec 24 04:02:22 -0500 2008
13

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

I don’t mind. I had a feeling it was a trick, but I’m such a whore for peen I was like what the hell. Why do I have it if not to spend it? Of course I still had plenty of cash left over to by 200000 raffle tickets.

Good one ET!

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

I wasted my flezz on this turkey since I already got the epeen. Still trying to climb that flezz ladder. My alt (who doesn’t have it) can afford the turkey but I’m not going for it.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Balloon Posted:

I wasted my flezz on this turkey since I already got the epeen. Still trying to climb that flezz ladder. My alt (who doesn’t have it) can afford the turkey but I’m not going for it.

I think you should give up. I’ve been trying it for 6 months and the best I could get was touching the second place twice.

Manicken

Avatar: 100716 Wed Dec 24 12:52:54 -0500 2008

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

So you bring the turkey back for us to buy, but not the mission involving it. Awesome.

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