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Evil Trout Anyone miss the turkey at Thanksgiving?

Father Wendi-
go

Avatar: harblgar
2

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Kilroy Posted:

I must make 1,600,000 Flezz with these 12 Forum Visits.

D:

Stick with Kosher Kareers, it’ll make things go quite a bit easier.

e: Just lost  55,000 gambling, MERRRRY CHRISTMAS GAMBLEBOT, YOU bumHOLE

Father Wendigo edited this message on 12/24/2008 12:50PM

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

Didnt have enough last month. I can afford one now Log in to see images!

nggaktrolling

Avatar: Guitar Girl
12

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

I do, but I don’t know if I would have that much now…

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

So I now I have a Turkey (again) that I can’t do much with. Well… par for the course, I buy 1 of everything I can in videogames. I’m gonna let it rot.

So there’s no way for us to sell it back to the ppwn shop, for those stupid enough to buy it again?

OH****SON

Avatar: Keyboard Keys

[WeChall]

Level 17 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

No. Shiz.

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Oh I was just to buy another one. The Giuliani peen looks so nice. Flezz sink anyone?

LCFR

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking
6

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

me too what good is it for?Log in to see images!

seven vibrating milhouses will nevarr be a meme

Galactic

Avatar: Toilet 2
4

[The exclusive club-
of excluders
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

cognitivedissonance Posted:

That $3 million turkey better be from Neiman ****ing Marcus.

It’s not dollars, it’s flezz you dimwit

And I’m over a million flezz short of a turkey this time, too Log in to see images!

Endedrural

Avatar: 36629 Fri Oct 24 22:53:46 -0400 2008
16

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Log in to see images!

LOL. That’s actually the   I started with this morning. At least I didn’t have to sell anything.

urbanpulse

Avatar: Nipple Piercing

Level 54 Troll

“Bonegrinder the Merciless”

9.5mil flezz for me…to buy or not to buy Log in to see images!

Father Wendi-
go

Avatar: harblgar
2

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Father Wendigo Posted:

Just sold some of my outdated omega-level glbumes and every piece of junk that I had more than one of (aside from laundry cats, I ****ing love those) and just barely had enough to get it.

HA! Sort of called it. Log in to see images!

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

no. i was poor. and still am.

sSmEnArRu

Avatar: Bacteria

Level 31 Troll

“Permafail”

**** YEAH I MISS THAT ****

meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

Balloon Posted:

So there’s no way for us to sell it back to the ppwn shop, for those stupid enough to buy it again?

IMO Evil Trouts initial post was open to misinterpretation, so I wouldn’t say necessarily ‘stupid’ is the right word. Gullible? Naive? Trusting? Not much better really. I feel cheated, again Log in to see images! lump of useless, and just after that we get the raffle.

I would like to exchange my turkey for 360,000 raffle tickets plz.

Thiefree

Avatar: 60455 Sun Feb 15 19:29:37 -0500 2009
19

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

handofg0d Posted:

To clarify I asked ET if players who bought the turkey on Thanksgiving can buy it again and get a different epeen – his response was “Nope”.

So don’t buy 2, and if you already participated in this quest, don’t bother again.

Goddammit, wish I’d checked here first Log in to see images!

May Hem

Avatar: 49543 Fri Oct 31 11:14:35 -0400 2008
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

meeeeeeeeee Posted:

I would like to exchange my turkey for 360,000 raffle tickets plz.

windandwater

Avatar: Teardrop Memorial
17

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Ha! I had just enough to buy the turkey this time. And 12 forum visits to get more flezz. Merry Christmas to me!

EmSee Hamban-
ner

Avatar: 77011 Mon Dec 29 10:38:43 -0500 2008
10

[TribeGirl]

Level 59 Permanoob

halp et fix this ssoon thx

i wants 2 bye teh turkee but teh pawnn shhope tellz me i need 2 milyun more flezz.

halp et fix this ssoon thx

CaptainDDL

Avatar: 34340 2009-09-30 16:41:31 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 63 Troll

Fran's Beautiful Lover XOXOXOXOXO

I only need 400k more, but I’ve sold all of my items… Log in to see images!

Splargety

Avatar: 1336 Thu Oct 16 06:39:06 -0400 2008
7

[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks
]

Level 40 Emo Kid

“Sad-Ass”

Welp, by the time I earn enough for the stupid turkey, it will be long gone! Thanks Evil Trout!

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