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Evil Trout Anyone miss the turkey at Thanksgiving?

greggcarson

Avatar: Middle Finger
3

Level 41 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

I don’t have the flezz Log in to see images!

Scary_Retard-
_6

Avatar: Blood Cells
3

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

If you still have the turkey from thanksgiving, do you get a chance at the quest again?

SR6

Sapper

Avatar: 8525 2009-12-20 17:41:27 -0500
19

[So ronery]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I missed it. Logged on (I think) long enough to pwn and run. Didnt check the shop or flamebate.

meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

So, the seasonal content is another flezz sink Log in to see images!

meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

Sapper Posted:

I missed it. Logged on (I think) long enough to pwn and run. Didnt check the shop or flamebate.

It’s still there for me, at the bottom of the list on the Ppwn Shoppe. Of course you won’t read this until it’s too late Log in to see images!

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

THanks for bumping this- I finally got to get a turkey! Log in to see images!

Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Scary_Retard_6 Posted:

If you still have the turkey from thanksgiving, do you get a chance at the quest again?

SR6

If I buy a new one can I be like the people who got all three peens.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

I have mixed feelings on this…

I don’t have the Evil E-Peen, and I got enough money to spare… should I buy it again?

aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

To clarify I asked ET if players who bought the turkey on Thanksgiving can buy it again and get a different epeen – his response was “Nope”.

So don’t buy 2, and if you already participated in this quest, don’t bother again.

aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

Raepdog Posted:

If I buy a new one can I be like the people who got all three peens.

Also of note, those people obtained them through an exploit and they will eventually be removed/fixed.

SimplyTHEBEST

Avatar: Rocker Chick
17

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Thankfully, THIS time I’ve got the flezz for it.

1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
5

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

Oh hallelujah. I spent my thanksgiving outside, so I missed out on the peen before.

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Methinks I should have read the rest of this post before visiting the pwn shop.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

handofg0d Posted:

Also of note, those people obtained them through an exploit and they will eventually be removed/fixed.

This. It was requested by most of the players on the day it was used, just seems to be taking awhile.

Am sad that we can’t do the quest again. I mean, if they are still hungry I would be happy to, ummm, be mean to them about it? Log in to see images!

SimplyTHEBEST

Avatar: Rocker Chick
17

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

handofg0d Posted:

Also of note, those people obtained them through an exploit and they will eventually be removed/fixed.

As somebody who missed it the first time around, I completely disagree with that. We should be REWARDING players who find new and innovative ways to break the game with whatever they managed to get from it (within reason), as long as they take the info public.

It gives people a motivation to find bugs that need fixing and see to it that they do get fixed.

Father Wendi-
go

Avatar: harblgar
2

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Just sold some of my outdated omega-level glbumes and every piece of junk that I had more than one of (aside from laundry cats, I ****ing love those) and just barely had enough to get it.

You know, if you wanted to be an enormous prick you’d put up a new horribly expensive item for a new e-Peen tomorrow.

encryption

Avatar: Code (Green)
4

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Why doesn’t the price of the turkey go down with frugality??Log in to see images!

Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
7

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

I must make 1,600,000 Flezz with these 12 Forum Visits.

D:

cognitivedis-
sonance

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking
4

[Carls]

Level 29 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

That $3 million turkey better be from Neiman ****ing Marcus.

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
106

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

scullyangel Posted:

This. It was requested by most of the players on the day it was used, just seems to be taking awhile.

Am sad that we can’t do the quest again. I mean, if they are still hungry I would be happy to, ummm, be mean to them about it? Log in to see images!

Anyone want to buy two cheap turkeys? Log in to see images!

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