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MC Banhammer Posted:
YOU SHOULDN’T REALLY BE ON THE FLAMEBATE LEADERBOARD THOUGH SHOULD YOU…
I put shock images in my sig because i'm an bumhole! |
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Posted On: 05/06/2008 10:43AM | View PhilANThropiSt's Profile | # | ||||||
It seems like bananahammer was legitimately trying to clean up the threads… this was an identical thread to the other one made.
If anyone else had made this thread, no one would be ****ing.
Although, maybe he shouldn’t be on the leaderboard. FAIL edited this message on 05/06/2008 10:47AM
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MC Banhammer Posted:
Stop…! BANHAMMER Time! (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 05/06/2008 10:47AM | View jahwork's Profile | # | ||||||
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MC Banhammer Posted:
schrodinger’s cat… or is it? Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 05/06/2008 11:23AM | View icwutudidthar's Profile | # | ||||||
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icwutudidthar Posted:
COPYfabulous person I put shock images in my sig because i'm an bumhole! |
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Posted On: 05/06/2008 11:24AM | View PhilANThropiSt's Profile | # | ||||||
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MC Banhammer Posted:
I understand wanting to keep the forums somewhat organized, but there was no way for me to know there was a thread about the box that was dead so long ago. It was the first time i had seen that item, and can’t know everything that’s ever been discussed. Besides, if you lock every topic that has already been done you’d be locking out most of Flamebate! Log in to see images! Help!
I’m a lesbian trapped inside a mans body!! |
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Posted On: 05/06/2008 12:08PM | View evilhamster's Profile | # | ||||||
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PhilANThropiSt Posted:
I propose an experiment. We put icwutudidthar in the aforementioned box with a small amount of radioactive isotope and a Geiger counter connected via relay to a hammer that, if discharged, will shatter a small flask of the Gay.
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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Posted On: 05/06/2008 12:10PM | View Quantum Mechanic...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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evilhamster Posted:
Well, see, that’s what I’m here for.
evilhamster Posted:
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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Posted On: 05/06/2008 12:12PM | View MC Banhammer's Profile | # | ||||||
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PhilANThropiSt Posted:
I put shock images in my sig because i'm an bumhole! |
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Posted On: 05/06/2008 12:13PM | View PhilANThropiSt's Profile | # | ||||||
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crayoncakes Posted:
icwutudidthar Posted:
PhilANThropiSt Posted:
disregard my post- i suck male reproductive organs Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 05/06/2008 12:34PM | View icwutudidthar's Profile | # | ||||||
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Inside of the box are many different realms, each one more twisted and disturbing than the last. The first realm is the realm of the Purple King. Once inside, you will be feasted on by maggots, and your flesh shall burn and distort. Once your body is broken and unrecognisable, your will lay eyes on the Purple King himself. His demonic majesty shall drive you mad, and he shall feast on your fear and insanity. Past this realm, none have returned.
Those fortunate to escape the dire charnel house of the Purple King are too unintelligible to interrogate, but some jibber and yell about the further horrors that they came close to witnessing. It is claimed by several prominent occultists that the last terrible realm is that of The Exalted Blind Idiot God Himself, Azathoth.
I shudder to think that such a blasphemous object should exist, but if it is true that MC Banhammer is currently in possesion of it, I beg him not to open it. For the love of all that is good and holy in this world, do not open that box. More than you know could be at stake.
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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Posted On: 05/06/2008 12:36PM | View King Krimson's Profile | # | ||||||
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icwutudidthar Posted:
COPYfabulous person
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Posted On: 05/06/2008 12:36PM | View Nicco's Profile | # | ||||||
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Nicco Posted:
You know, I get the distinct feeling that, despite your fortunes, your exceptional game-playing skills and your relatively “full” lifestyle, you lack the basic maturity, social skills and intellectual confidence that a normal, educated adolescent ought to have. And you’re secretly ashamed of this. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 05/06/2008 12:41PM | View icwutudidthar's Profile | # | ||||||
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icwutudidthar Posted:
SO YOU WANT TO SAY IM BETTER THAN YOU?
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Posted On: 05/06/2008 12:48PM | View Nicco's Profile | # | ||||||
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icwutudidthar Posted:
COPYfabulous person I put shock images in my sig because i'm an bumhole! |
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Posted On: 05/06/2008 2:10PM | View PhilANThropiSt's Profile | # | ||||||
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MC Banhammer Posted:
MC Banhammer MODERATOR Avatar: 1887 Tue Apr 15 18:25:35 -0400 2008 7 [Team Shortbus] Level 10 Troll Stop…! BANHAMMER Time! (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 05/06/2008 2:13PM | View gigerth's Profile | # | ||||||
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HE’S RIGHT THOUGH WE DO HAVE TINY male reproductive organS I put shock images in my sig because i'm an bumhole! |
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Posted On: 05/06/2008 2:15PM | View PhilANThropiSt's Profile | # | ||||||
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That’s what she said. |
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Posted On: 05/06/2008 2:16PM | View Betty Jo Bialosk...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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gigerth Posted:
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Posted On: 05/06/2008 2:19PM | View gigerth's Profile | # | ||||||
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To properly answer the question of what is in the box, we need to know if it has ever been opened before, and if anyone has ever seen what is in the box. Because if no one has ever opened the box, or seen what is inside the box, then there is nothing in the box.
The reason for that is this, if there is a cat in the box, but no one has ever opened the box or seen inside the box, or seen the cat…then there IS NO cat in the box, the cat is simply non existant, at least until such a time as someone openes the box, to look inside and identify what is inside.
Therefore, the answer to what is inside the box MUST be: nothing, nothing is inside the box, at least until it is opened and something is PROVEN to be inside the box. NOTHING is in the box. Heat Seeking Moisture Missile edited this message on 05/07/2008 4:38PM |
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Posted On: 05/07/2008 4:36PM | View Heat Seeking Moi...'s Profile | # | ||||||