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FAQ What’s in the box?

PhilANThropi-
St

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

****ing fatties and loving it since he was a teen

MC Banhammer Posted:

Actually, until you said that, I didn’t realize that would be the result. I was just keeping Game Discussion clean.

If I really wanted to abuse, I’d lock everything and make you post in my threads if at all…

YOU SHOULDN’T REALLY BE ON THE FLAMEBATE LEADERBOARD THOUGH SHOULD YOU…


I put shock images in my sig because i'm an bumhole!

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

It seems like bananahammer was legitimately trying to clean up the threads… this was an identical thread to the other one made.

If anyone else had made this thread, no one would be ****ing.

Although, maybe he shouldn’t be on the leaderboard.

FAIL edited this message on 05/06/2008 10:47AM

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jahwork

Avatar: Toilet 2
7

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

MC Banhammer Posted:

Actually, until you said that, I didn’t realize that would be the result. I was just keeping Game Discussion clean.

If I really wanted to abuse, I’d lock everything and make you post in my threads if at all…

Stop…! BANHAMMER Time! (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh)


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icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

MC Banhammer Posted:

What’s in the box? WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!? WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!?!?

schrodinger’s cat… or is it?


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PhilANThropi-
St

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4

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

****ing fatties and loving it since he was a teen

icwutudidthar Posted:

schrodinger’s cat… or is it?

COPYfabulous person


I put shock images in my sig because i'm an bumhole!

evilhamster

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[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

MC Banhammer Posted:

Actually, until you said that, I didn’t realize that would be the result. I was just keeping Game Discussion clean.

If I really wanted to abuse, I’d lock everything and make you post in my threads if at all…

I understand wanting to keep the forums somewhat organized, but there was no way for me to know there was a thread about the box that was dead so long ago. It was the first time i had seen that item, and can’t know everything that’s ever been discussed. Besides, if you lock every topic that has already been done you’d be locking out most of Flamebate! Log in to see images!


Help!

I’m a lesbian trapped inside a mans body!!

Quantum Mech-
anic

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

PhilANThropiSt Posted:

COPYfabulous person

I propose an experiment. We put icwutudidthar in the aforementioned box with a small amount of radioactive isotope and a Geiger counter connected via relay to a hammer that, if discharged, will shatter a small flask of the Gay.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

evilhamster Posted:

there was no way for me to know there was a thread about the box that was dead so long ago

Well, see, that’s what I’m here for.

evilhamster Posted:

Besides, if you lock every topic that has already been done you’d be locking out most of Flamebate! Log in to see images!

Heh. In that regard, I’m really most concerned about the non-rping forums. So I’m not worried.

Back on topic:

ITB: All of TSB’s male reproductive organs. They’re small enough you can pack them all in there together.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

PhilANThropi-
St

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

****ing fatties and loving it since he was a teen

PhilANThropiSt Posted:

YOU SHOULDN’T REALLY BE ON THE FLAMEBATE LEADERBOARD THOUGH SHOULD YOU…


I put shock images in my sig because i'm an bumhole!

icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

crayoncakes Posted:

...is it a cat

schrodinger you fabulous person get off the internet

icwutudidthar Posted:

schrodinger’s cat… or is it?

PhilANThropiSt Posted:

COPYfabulous person

disregard my post-

i suck male reproductive organs


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King Krimson

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[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Inside of the box are many different realms, each one more twisted and disturbing than the last. The first realm is the realm of the Purple King. Once inside, you will be feasted on by maggots, and your flesh shall burn and distort. Once your body is broken and unrecognisable, your will lay eyes on the Purple King himself. His demonic majesty shall drive you mad, and he shall feast on your fear and insanity. Past this realm, none have returned.

Those fortunate to escape the dire charnel house of the Purple King are too unintelligible to interrogate, but some jibber and yell about the further horrors that they came close to witnessing. It is claimed by several prominent occultists that the last terrible realm is that of The Exalted Blind Idiot God Himself, Azathoth.

I shudder to think that such a blasphemous object should exist, but if it is true that MC Banhammer is currently in possesion of it, I beg him not to open it. For the love of all that is good and holy in this world, do not open that box. More than you know could be at stake.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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icwutudidthar Posted:

disregard my post-

i suck male reproductive organs

COPYfabulous person


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icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

Nicco Posted:

COPYfabulous person

You know, I get the distinct feeling that, despite your fortunes, your exceptional game-playing skills and your relatively “full” lifestyle, you lack the basic maturity, social skills and intellectual confidence that a normal, educated adolescent ought to have. And you’re secretly ashamed of this.


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Nicco

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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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icwutudidthar Posted:

You know, I get the distinct feeling that, despite your fortunes, your exceptional game-playing skills and your relatively “full” lifestyle, you lack the basic maturity, social skills and intellectual confidence that a normal, educated adolescent ought to have. And you’re secretly ashamed of this.

SO YOU WANT TO SAY IM BETTER THAN YOU?


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PhilANThropi-
St

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

****ing fatties and loving it since he was a teen

icwutudidthar Posted:

You know, I get the distinct feeling that, despite your fortunes, your exceptional game-playing skills and your relatively “full” lifestyle, you lack the basic maturity, social skills and intellectual confidence that a normal, educated adolescent ought to have. And you’re secretly ashamed of this.

COPYfabulous person


I put shock images in my sig because i'm an bumhole!

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

MC Banhammer Posted:

Heh. In that regard, I’m really most concerned about the non-rping forums. So I’m not worried.

Back on topic:

ITB: All of TSB’s male reproductive organs. They’re small enough you can pack them all in there together.

MC Banhammer

MODERATOR

Avatar: 1887 Tue Apr 15 18:25:35 -0400 2008

7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

Stop…! BANHAMMER Time! (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh)


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PhilANThropi-
St

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

****ing fatties and loving it since he was a teen

HE’S RIGHT THOUGH WE DO HAVE TINY male reproductive organS


I put shock images in my sig because i'm an bumhole!

Betty Jo Bia-
loski

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[Just Chicks]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

That’s what she said.

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

gigerth Posted:

MC Banhammer

MODERATOR

Avatar: 1887 Tue Apr 15 18:25:35 -0400 2008

7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

Stop…! BANHAMMER Time! (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh)


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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

To properly answer the question of what is in the box, we need to know if it has ever been opened before, and if anyone has ever seen what is in the box.

Because if no one has ever opened the box, or seen what is inside the box, then there is nothing in the box.

The reason for that is this, if there is a cat in the box, but no one has ever opened the box or seen inside the box, or seen the cat…then there IS NO cat in the box, the cat is simply non existant, at least until such a time as someone openes the box, to look inside and identify what is inside.

Therefore, the answer to what is inside the box MUST be: nothing, nothing is inside the box, at least until it is opened and something is PROVEN to be inside the box.

NOTHING is in the box.

Heat Seeking Moisture Missile edited this message on 05/07/2008 4:38PM

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