Woo! Hypocrite time!

Manphin, is the dolphin alive or dead? Well, we are bumuming the the box is opaque, as MC Banhammer desperately wishes to know what is inside the box. If a radioactive isotope is in the box also, then hypothetically, the dolphin would be both alive and dead at the same time. However, once you open the box, the universe splits. So in one universe the dolphin is alive, and in the other, the dolphin is dead. In other words, we have no way of knowing until we open the box. Using the same theory, it could actually be possible to gain immortality (are we taking notes? there’ll be a test). Simply hook up a revolver with one bullet to a machine holding a radioactive isotope. everytime you pull the trigger, the universe splits. One you live, one you die. this means, that there will be one universe where you live forever! Manphin, your homework is to test this theory, and then present us with notes on your experience. That is, of course, if you live.