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FAQ What’s in the box?

King Krimson

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11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Schrodinger is not welcome here. Neither, apparently, are Lovecraftian horror stories.

I ONLY WANTED TO BE LOL’D AT.


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It’s a dolphin isn’t it?

Well, obviously this “box” you speak of is a waterproof tank filled with saltwater and air purification systems, and plenty of room for a dolphin. Probably a bottlenose. This seems the most logical of all the answers.


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King Krimson

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11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Woo! Hypocrite time!

Manphin, is the dolphin alive or dead? Well, we are bumuming the the box is opaque, as MC Banhammer desperately wishes to know what is inside the box. If a radioactive isotope is in the box also, then hypothetically, the dolphin would be both alive and dead at the same time. However, once you open the box, the universe splits. So in one universe the dolphin is alive, and in the other, the dolphin is dead. In other words, we have no way of knowing until we open the box. Using the same theory, it could actually be possible to gain immortality (are we taking notes? there’ll be a test). Simply hook up a revolver with one bullet to a machine holding a radioactive isotope. everytime you pull the trigger, the universe splits. One you live, one you die. this means, that there will be one universe where you live forever! Manphin, your homework is to test this theory, and then present us with notes on your experience. That is, of course, if you live.


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Oh no! IT’S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

What’s in the box? WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!? WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!?!?


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heirloom

Avatar: 47475 2015-07-17 09:14:26 -0400
1

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 8 Emo Kid

Hey this is Professor Commie PhD. I am a total **** stain.

MC Banhammer Posted:

Oh no! IT’S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

What’s in the box? WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!? WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!?!?

OMG, I hate secrets! I must know what is inside the box. MCB. I know what you want. In exchange for the information as to what is in the box, I will give this to you.


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

I KNOW WHAT IS IN THE BOX:

NOW YOU CAN TOO!


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

MC Banhammer Posted:

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AS OF RIGHT NOW YOU MAY HAVE TO WAIT


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Shovel Warri-
or

Avatar: 137232 2009-09-21 10:03:19 -0400

Level 33 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

EDIT; nevermind.

Shovel Warrior edited this message on 02/25/2009 11:19AM

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Fortunato Posted:

AS OF RIGHT NOW YOU MAY HAVE TO WAIT

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Phlegmatic

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6

[Pessimists]

Level 19 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

there’s a smaller box inside Log in to see images!

BrainpanSona-
ta

Avatar: 36331 Thu Feb 05 22:13:20 -0500 2009
4

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

Trespbumers will be violated. Survivors will be violated again.

I have done a casting my random paragraph generator…

“Will the zone expire? An employed steam mends. An institute addresses The Mysterious Box of Mystery. A mathematics grasps The Mysterious Box of Mystery next to an absent nun. The named antidote exemplifies The Mysterious Box of Mystery outside the damning crowd. Why can’t The Mysterious Box of Mystery fudge in the drama?”

The institute and mathematics obviously state that the box is being scientifcally studied as we speak.

Either we or the public in general are the damning crowd.

The zone is the space within the box, the question of whether or not the zone will expire is asking will there always be something in the box.

I am unsure of the “named antidote”. Is this the item within the box or an outside force which promotes the box’s mystery… MC Banhammer perhaps? More likely MC Banhammer is the named antidote.

Another casting shall be performed…

“The Mysterious Box of Mystery forests a partitioned electronics behind the significant professor. A rigorous season triumphs under a talent. Every universal stamps The Mysterious Box of Mystery. Into The Mysterious Box of Mystery exits the resigned analyst.”

They have top scientists analyzing the box right now, apparently. They have been examining this box for some time, as is said by the “rigorous season”.

The resigned analyst who exits into the box suggests that a frustrated scientist has proposed Occam’s Razor. The quickest solution: “Open the damn box and look!”

But it is not easy to open The Mysterious Box of Mystery… they have been trying hard.

The fact that the rigoruos season triumph under a talent means they will soon find someone capable of picking open the box and revealing the contents.

THE BOX WILL BE OPENED SOON!


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MiaHo

Avatar: 120300 Tue Feb 03 16:52:59 -0500 2009
4

Level 33 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

I think the answer is rocks. Rocks rhymes with box, so that must be it.

I checked my work to find this thread is indeed as dumb as a box of rocks,

so I am now thoroughly convinced.


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Except for the fact that you can now buy this AWESOME BOX FROM ME!

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/28099-special-fortunato-exclusive-the-box-of-internal-mystery


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Gothzilla

Avatar: 61851 Sat Jan 10 20:35:28 -0500 2009

[Church of Drakanysm]

Level 26 Troll

HERE I AM! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!

It’s Draginz!

Draginz are in the box!

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The-Names-Plissken Posted:

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Gothzilla Posted:

I AM SO GAY I JERK OFF TO GAY DRAGIN PORN!!!

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