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CLOSED: Contest for 7 BP + E-Peen: Be my friend?!?
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Johnny Mac Posted:
I feel like I pimped my klan out, but we will do more than fulfill the request, and we will probably remain friends for a long time. |
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| Posted On: 11/14/2008 5:18AM |
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| Posted On: 11/14/2008 5:48AM |
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There’s quite a bit of competition here, isn’t there? To be jalapeño’s personal ****?
What the hell, sign me up. I don’t have time for a long post, so I’m just going to say that there has been no Jalapeño bashing in ANY of my posts(Check em).
And I’m willing to do anything, as long as it doesn’t involve leather. |
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| Posted On: 11/14/2008 5:49AM |
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Dear
I’m not very active outside of the klan forum, so me posting here is definitely a sign of how committed our klan is to being your friend. I will spur on my (more post-happy) klannies to defend you and praise your awesomeness as much as they can on the public forums where I rarely venture. Our klan would be ever so good as your friends. Loyal, kind and steadfast to you and those your benevolence shines upon, but a united cyclopean furious raging firestorm of destruction and mockery to all those who dare doubt your immense amount of cool. We would be there for you to rely on.
And not just for a week, no sir, you cannot be BFFs for just a week, it’s F. And not for the BP, who needs BP when you can have your friendship. And not for personal E-peen, a friend such as you would be all the E-peen we would need*.
Won’t you be our friend? Log in to see images!
*: A klan e-peen that proudly displays how much we love and adore our very bestest BFF would of course make us happy**. **: Of course, not as euphoric as your friendship would make us, but still quite happy. Wyrd edited this message on 11/14/2008 7:10AM |
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| Posted On: 11/14/2008 7:09AM |
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I support the efforts of my klanmates to bring forth the name of Jalapeno Bootyhole to the four corners of the Forumz that are Warred upon.
Who, may I ask, went through the effort of upvoting every single one of your posts on this thread? It was not merely I, it was Brainfreeze.
Who, may I ask, brought all the klannies to the yard? It was not Wylin or Kittiejenn or Swine or Seldon or Spacekadt, it was Brainfreeze.
Who, may I ask, will become the friend of Jalapeno Bootyhole? It is not Raepdog or Falcon Four or Fran, it is Brainfreeze.
There can be only one answer – and it is us:
Brainfreeze.
Your friend.
Best friend.
Brainfreeze. |
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| Posted On: 11/14/2008 8:51AM |
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Brainfreeze would be a great best friend forever. We love Jalapeno Bootyhole! |
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| Posted On: 11/14/2008 9:01AM |
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this contest made me feel bad for you. Log in to see images! Cheburashka edited this message on 11/14/2008 9:26AM |
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| Posted On: 11/14/2008 9:06AM |
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I might join just for the e-peen, but…
If you ask if I can be a good friend? I can defend my friends to the point of trolling the enemies out of their eyeballs. Already pwned some IRL douchebags this way. Heck, I can defend a friend over myself, and defending myself is a helluva priority! So, if you want to risk your BP choosing me, you won’t be disappointed. |
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| Posted On: 11/14/2008 9:53AM |
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I’m sure my klan would help me get an E-Peen…
Right guys?
Right?
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also caek
And yes I know they’ll probably kick me for even entering this contest BlankTH edited this message on 11/14/2008 11:18AM |
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| Posted On: 11/14/2008 11:17AM |
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I was gonna sign in for the e-peen but then saw “IDC”. I’m not going to that ****hole. this sounds like hard work |
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| Posted On: 11/14/2008 11:22AM |
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It has been graciously pointed out to me, by some truly lovely and obviously caring people, that what I’ve expressed about JB is more than friendship. It has been pointed out that wondering about his favorite foods and movies (Jaws? Caddyshack?) . . . well, I may have a bit of an unhealthy obsession.
I am going to stop staring longingly at JB and rely on the kindness of others in this matter.
I think the best thing for JB will be to do the same. Relying on a group of good friends who will have his back, and I think that is what Brainfreeze as a klan has to offer.
For those worried about me, thank you for your support. spacekadt and kittiejenn have agreed to keep an eye on me to make sure I don’t
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| Posted On: 11/14/2008 1:32PM |
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I fully realize, thanks to scully’s words, that *WE* can be a better friend to JB than *I* can. |
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| Posted On: 11/14/2008 1:57PM |
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Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped- turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute, just listen to me I’ll tell you how I became the leader of the klan 7VD.
In INCIT was where I spent most of my days, Captioning pics about fine upstanding member of societys and gays. Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool And postin’ some memes and actin’ like a fool.
When a couple of Swedefabulous persons who were stupid and fat Started speaking Swedish in my INCIT chat I made one little typo, and someone declared, “7 Vibrating Doldoes is now a meme, so there!”
I Googled for a pic and found one that fit The URL said “doldo” And had glitter in it. If anything I can say that this doldo was rare But I thought “Hey, I got it”, and ‘shopped up some squares.
I logged on to the site about 7 or 8 And I yelled all over INCIT “our new klan is gr8!” Looked at this klan, it was so surreal. 7 Vibrating Doldoes is a meme, and it’s the new deal.
Choose me and I’ll photoshop male reproductive organs into the pics of all your enemies; trolls will tremble at the mere mention of your name.
Also: Choose me and you’ll not only have me on your side, but you’ll have the entirety of the 2nd largest klan in all of Fwz on your side. Now who could pbum up an opportunity like THAT? Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 11/14/2008 2:18PM |
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Is it possible to be Abdullah Oblongata’s friend? |
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| Posted On: 11/14/2008 3:50PM |
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JB is okay i guess |
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| Posted On: 11/14/2008 4:10PM |
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MMM, Jalapeno Bootyhole Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 11/14/2008 6:25PM |
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I’ll be your best friend Log in to see images! I can even provide cake, and make sure it is real, unlike most cake, which is lies. Also I don’t have a pen0r, and I can provide mammary glands, if necessary Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 11/14/2008 8:56PM |
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| Posted On: 11/14/2008 9:02PM |
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| Posted On: 11/14/2008 9:04PM |
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Johnny Mac Posted:
I love JB soooo much! He’s the whole reason I wanted to be a proud member of Brainfreeze. |
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| Posted On: 11/14/2008 9:29PM |
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