Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped- turned upside down

And I’d like to take a minute, just listen to me

I’ll tell you how I became the leader of the klan 7VD.

In INCIT was where I spent most of my days,

Captioning pics about fine upstanding member of societys and gays.

Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool

And postin’ some memes and actin’ like a fool.

When a couple of Swedefabulous persons who were stupid and fat

Started speaking Swedish in my INCIT chat

I made one little typo, and someone declared,

“7 Vibrating Doldoes is now a meme, so there!”

I Googled for a pic and found one that fit

The URL said “doldo”

And had glitter in it.

If anything I can say that this doldo was rare

But I thought “Hey, I got it”, and ‘shopped up some squares.

I logged on to the site about 7 or 8

And I yelled all over INCIT “our new klan is gr8!”

Looked at this klan, it was so surreal.

7 Vibrating Doldoes is a meme, and it’s the new deal.

Choose me and I’ll photoshop male reproductive organs into the pics of all your enemies; trolls will tremble at the mere mention of your name.

Also: Choose me and you’ll not only have me on your side, but you’ll have the entirety of the 2nd largest klan in all of Fwz on your side. Now who could pbum up an opportunity like THAT? Log in to see images!